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june cleaver skip to main skip to sidebar june cleaver wednesday february 23 2011 attitude how many people do you know who can work until 3am and get up at 6am and cheerfully go to work carl is the only person in the world i know who doesn t actually complain about missing sleep not only does he not complain but he is as cheerful as if he got 10 hours of sleep how does that happen he even never acts like he s in a hurry and always makes time to do stuff for the kids like find lost marbles under the bed or listen to a long winded lego story you know the kind the boys tell about whatever creation they ve made and how their imagination played out in a particular instance carl s attitude is baffling and inspiring maybe i ll try to be better posted by jamie at 12 55 pm 3 comments monday october 11 2010 memories of swimming lessons grant and alex after locker room shower waiting for june swimming lesson to begin grant holds the family record in wearing goggles in this painful fashion for 3 hours straight before getting in the pool posted by jamie at 4 04 pm 4 comments wednesday october 6 2010 alex s contract carl s mom gave the kids a typewriter this summer they used it daily until it ran out of whiteout ribbon one day alex handed me a sealed envelope addressed to dan alex s newest uncle and asked if i would put it in the mail about a week letter he received a reply in the mail which i read and laughed about after further investigation i was given the information of the original letter which follows dear dan do you want to draw pictures for a book i am going to make the book is called the kids who were wizards thers going to be 5 books ther will be 100 75 a book or less ther will be pictures of zombies and stuff sighn here if you want to do it p s pleas wright back from alex dan s letter of response dear mr alex xxxxxx i am excited to hear more about this series of books you are planning to write it sounds like you are planning for considerable success after reviewing the terms of the contract you sent me i have decided to offer my services to the extent that i will illustrate for you the cover of your first novel upon completion of this first illustration we may then begin negotiation for further work please respond with an outline for your first novel so that i may begin work on this project also any other information that will help me understand your vision for this book will be helpful you may contact me directly or through my secretary katie thank you for this opportunity i look forward to working with you daniel xxxx xxxxxx to clarify dan is an amazing painter currently working on his masters of art right now after reading dan s response i asked alex without cracking a smile so what did you think about the letter he responded frownily that he d ask for dad s help instead since he wanted the cover and inside illustrations to be done by the same person what a guy posted by jamie at 1 35 pm 7 comments monday october 4 2010 sowwy mom grant sowwy mom me what are you sorry about i couldn t see anything obviously wrong grant i put foxy s cowwar awound my neck long pause can you help me get it off posted by jamie at 12 54 pm 7 comments wednesday august 4 2010 married so my sister katie was married a while back here are some of the pictures from her wedding jordan alex and grant taking advantage of some game time when they think mom s not looking grant would not leave dan s side he loves the guy my dad uncles and brothers i found them like this several times during the day in a crcle telling stories as my dad laughed his head off here is diane schwartz with my brother andy she surprised everyone by showing up to the wedding after traveling over 12 hours to get there i haven t seen her in probably 12 years here s the quilt i made for katie i was cutting off the strings to the matching pillowcases on the way to the wedding it was a close call my uncle jeff and jordan em with the nephews and neice that were there my amazing aunt steff who decided to run a half marathon the morning of the wedding did i mention the wedding was in the morning waiting for the bride and groom this is the only group picture i got oh well posted by jamie at 7 30 am 4 comments tuesday june 8 2010 schools out i ve been dreading summer for the last few months i love the kids but hate all the fighting and begging to play the computer all day i changed my attitude just in the nick of time though from listening to dr laura s book stop whining start living book and started looking forward to summer i talked to one woman who helped me realize that i don t have to provide the entire summer entertainment i never really provide great entertainment but just feeling like i should is exhausting so before school got out we had the kids come up with a personal list of things they would do when they feel bored we also initiated a summer rule if you say i m bored or anything like unto it you will be given a job to do so far so good its been 3 whole days one other thing that s hard for me about summer is the lack of schedule some people love this i know but i don t work well without some kind of structure so here s this summers routine before playing or doing anything fun you must first clean your room do 3 jobs assigned by mom practice piano for 30 minutes read 1 hour write in your journal yesterdays topic was if you were an inventor what would you invent math flashcards written math drills new chart made from tiny envelopes i picked up at the dollar store each child has a different color strip they place in envelopes when finished this way we get the house peacefully clean and all the other naggable items have been taken care of after the work is done then the kids can play their 15 minutes of computer and use the rest of the day to do whatever they can think of the other summer idea that the kids are really excited about is cooking the three oldest kids each have a day of the week to plan and prepare 3 meals with my help its so great to have kids to do at least half of the work posted by jamie at 4 49 pm 7 comments wednesday may 12 2010 bridal shower it happened a little while ago but since she s already married i thought i d better post about katie s bridal shower before i post about the wedding my little katie was there and strangely we didn t get one picture of her we also didn t get a picture of cindy and holly those girls are so funny mostly we ate and talked but we also played a couple of games katie wanted to be sure we didn t play anything too embarrassing one was a guess dan s answers game my little katie made up most of the questions here they are a few with answers included what is your favorite food chicken alfredo pizza activity watching march madness flower sunflower holiday independence day tipe of dog australian shepherd pet possum musical instrument none tree willow tree computer game warcraft toy dominoes bird falcon my sister katie was pretty stumped i guess they had never talked much about important subjects like trees pets and flowers we laughed pretty hard about the questions and dan s silly answers to them candace jodi with daughter and katie really great food the 7 layer greek dip was amazing mom andrea and katie katie and friend amy and leigh had both just lost 20 pounds posted by jamie at 2 51 pm no comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom subscribe to posts atom posts all comments atom all comments welcome this blog is called june cleaver only because i had intended to devote all my thoughts to home efficiency clearly home efficiency is less often on the forefront of my mind than other topics perhaps 2009 will bring about more home efficient thoughts president and cfo carl also known as carlito carlos and carly is the president of cleaver productions a very talented man he spends his spare time acting as general to our cleaning troop thinking up whopper at home vacations and playing any game set before him with a promise to ignore everything else going on in the plant he has skills in barbecuing and other culinary arts and has added to his impressive resume an invitation to golf with an 80 year old professional lady golfer model 1 jordan model 1 is in his 12th year this model works very efficiently and rarely makes exuses about why he can t get the job done he does however when questioned often say he never heard anyone talking to him hmmm fuel source lasagna playing football riding scooter model 2 katie model 2 at ten years old is quite the creation her emotional database has exceeded the producers plans we see more excitement sadness and love from her than from all other models combined very friendly she is easily able to make friends and has quickly adapted to this new culture another oddity of this model is the question she frequently asks can i go to bed now fuel source being with at least one other person at all times model 3 alex model 3 is 8 years old his highly programmed math and reading data bases continually puzzle his producers besides fighting he also enjoys riding his scooter and giggling fuel source projects of any kind lullabies answering multiplication questions model 4 grant this is by far our busiest model as indicated in his first year of life producers thought they had programmed this model to relax be pleasant and quietly observe life not so the only thing he seems to be programmed with is go though not programmed with this ability his loving associate models have taught him the art of fighting he seems to have exceeded their expectations fuel sources thumb silk being read to blog archive 2011 1 february 1 attitude 2010 26 october 3 august 1 june 1 may 5 april 5 march 4 february 1 january 6 2009 67 december 6 november 2 october 6 september 4 august 5 july 4 june 7 may 7 april 15 march 2 february 6 january 3 2008 93 december 4 november 7 october 16 september 14 august 13 july 19 june 12 may 8 non subscription blogs brad and ashley charlton chatter diabetic dumb dumb glad2behere hoopes 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