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well good riddance don t let the swing door hit you on your wrinkling saggy ass as you flounce away rest in peace february 10 2016 dare posted by junohenry under blogging cock up dirt in the skirt dirty weekend fuck you asshole life sex sex blogging tryst tags cretins on the web learn a thing or two about life why don t you loser oh for the love of god pathetic persistent dickheadery sex shallow waste of my time your loss 2 comments dare to breathe dare to feel dare to let your guard down dare to acknowledge the difference between a one off fuck and real feelings dare to believe that such a thing can happen dare to have your head turned by compliments then you dare to screw me over how dare you february 4 2015 sex and love anger and appeasement posted by junohenry under blogging discussion friendships life love not quite chocolate sex sex blogging 36 comments originally written and published several years ago republished today just because it s been over a year since henry and i broke up and i ve said very little about the relationship that was since that happened this is not me breaking my silence not exactly but i feel moved to write which happens less and less frequently these days as i feel my world slowly crumble before my eyes so i let the muse speak from within me and i lay myself bare before you the nature of the connection between henry and myself was incredibly real and intense and the break up shook me to my core having now finally achieved closure due in no small part to him i believe i can start moving on emotionally and mentally physically was never really an issue which is odd and yet unsurprising the physical aspects of sex while utterly fabulous while they last have a habit of being short lived and fading to the level of distant if fond memory causing a mysterious smile to play about the lips of the one remembering and a knowing glint to sparkle in their eye it s the mental shit that screws you over yes indeed henry was my muse my soul mate he understood what i was thinking before i d had the chance to articulate it to him he knew how i worked how i ticked how i d react to any given situation he cared for me very much in a manner that i was both unused to and blown away by he loved me so much he wanted to protect me from any and all harm which of course he couldn t do but it was his wish that i should be happy more than anything else he wanted that at one point there were nasty horrible people who wanted to harm me henry wanted to banish them and all memories of them from my life he was the walter raleigh to my queen elizabeth as he gallantly if metaphorically laid his cloak over the shit strewn puddles of the blogosphere so that i might walk without soiling my dainty feet and considering the size and heft of my ass my feet are comparatively pretty damn dainty he was the john to my yoko we were constantly together always thinking each of the other living only until we could be together again when separated he would be with me at work in the bottom corner of my screen and i frankly wonder how it was that i ever managed to achieve anything at work since talking to him was infinitely preferable i missed him over the last year i used my experimentation to block out the searing pain of missing him i met others some who may even one day take his place in my heart but no one replaced him because he d not gone anywhere i was angrier with him than i think i d ever been at anyone before in my life besides myself against whom i had an ongoing viciously rude dialogue for many years until therapy helped me work out that particular kink in my system he had betrayed me in the worst way precisely because i relied on him more than i d ever allowed myself to rely on another he hurt me more deeply than anyone else ever has because he loved me more than anyone else ever has as i loved him as clichéd a qualification as it is i loved him truly madly deeply with all my heart and soul with every creamy skinned centimeter of my body and mind i loved him but i had to let him go the reality was too much for him the fantasy not enough it took me a good year to get over him and now thanks to him and the honesty that always prevails with him if occasionally somewhat tardily he stepped up and took responsibility for what he had done thus quieting my rage and soothing my deep hurt i miss him i always will i was june to his henry miller yes that is the source of our names and in some way the love i had for him will never be extinguished entirely i owe him so much were it not for him and his fabulously perverted mind i would never have been able to melt down the final barriers of my repressed upbringing nor conduct such a carefully constructed sexual experiment i thank him publicly for everything and acknowledge equally publicly that he will always own a corner of my bruised and battered heart goodbye my darling i will only ever wish you well may 7 2013 harmony posted by junohenry under blogging leave a comment it s an unspoken sense of understanding that so rarely occurs that when it does it bears remarking upon not to mention documenting for posterity i mean it s not news to any of you that sex can be absolutely fucking awesome not always it s true sometimes when the mood is wrong or the chemistry isn t there or even when the stars simply haven t aligned for you that particular time the sex can be utterly disastrous and downright depressing there are those who say that with sex even a bad one is good as mel brooks might say of a nectarine not me but others you know the sort those whom we refer to as them however there are times when the sex exceeds all expectations when the sense of holy fuck that was amazing is doubled even tripled the stars have aligned the chemistry is a and it s there that indefinable unspecifiable spark of something that converts great sex into a divine experience that leaves you googly eyed and speechless for hours it s when thoughts convey the deed to be done and no words are required it s when the minds meet and concur and the bodies simply follow suit like the good submissive entities that they are following a protracted period of spent bliss where his hands have stroked her skin until she can no longer breathe for joy he moves himself oh so slightly but enough that she immediately understands and moves in harmony to meet him not a word nor a look has passed between them but they both know what this means he slides in from behind and she shudders with repressed ecstasy she doesn t even need to tell him harder he knows she doesn t need to push her nipple at him he s already there pinching it to extract the sound from her that spurs him on yet further man and woman body and body harmony personified when such an occurrence happens which it tends to do with dodo like rarity it s one to be kept with the memories to be stored up for the old age home i personally look forward to shocking the staff at the facility as they wipe the leaks from whichever end of me to they are currently paying attention with stories of fisting anal sex and the panache with which i used to execute my world famed blow job not forgetting the jaw ache that followed and the rueful grin with which i then turned to the ever grateful recipient but most important of all i record said incident for posterity here don t tell me i never do anything for you february 4 2013 bugger off posted by junohenry under blogging tags cretins on the web oh for the love of god persistent dickheadery leave a comment dear shit for brains i m not interested please stop contacting me read that sentence again now read it again got it good this is the last email of yours i will bother reading the rest will be deleted immediately since this is our last communique please read and internalize the following 1 my name is not a come on it s the name of a character in blazing saddles 2 you only get one chance to make a first impression if you blow that you re pretty much screwed but not in the good way asking me my rate are ya shitting me 3 repeated attempts to contact a person after they have politely but firmly requested that you cease and desist from said activity only serves to make you at best a pest and at worst committing harassment none of these attempts are seen as endearing appealing or in any way likely to get your further then the email stage of things 4 behaving in this manner and then calling yourself quality is highly ironic 5 finally saying it takes two to tango about repeated attempts to get you to stop emailing me seriously you look old enough to know much better thanks for understanding finally january 21 2013 comfortably hot posted by junohenry under erotica fuck life oral orgasm 2 comments it isn t an everyday feeling it s not even one that you can guarantee a person will ever have in their life so how do i justify having felt it more than once am i super special or just damn fucking lucky and how does a person quantify the feeling of complete and under comfort in the presence of another the one where you feel as though you ve known them for a thousand years where you gaze at them with warmth and affection until they put their hand on your thigh and then your gaze turns to one of smoldering longing this is comfort born not of familiarity but of chemistry and mutual like age incorporating nre with unbridled lust and a propensity to constantly feel the skin of the other beneath your fingertips where a finger run softly across your back turns your knees to mush and you thank the deity of your choice that you are sitting down as you know that were you not you d be in a crumpled heap on the floor and then later as you tingle all over from their touch and try desperately to catch your breath after a protracted and deeply satisfying gush of an orgasm you realise that you have to bid them farewell soon but you know you ll see them again and again soon ain t nothing better january 3 2013 the best thing i never had posted by junohenry under cock up cougar fuck you asshole milf stories tags learn a thing or two about life why don t you loser pathetic shallow waste of my time your loss leave a comment i appreciate that the arguments over taste flavour and preference are almost entirely academic what i may like you may hate and so on in addition to making a mockery of the reality competitions involving advanced cheffery and food porn this also applies to the world of attraction between two human beings i do not presume to exclude the sort of polyamorous relationship involving 3 or more but for the purposes of this specific discussion this is an irrelevant issue however since i ve been around the block once or twice and have the gravitas of my super advanced age to back me up no one has been able to convince me that i m not heading the way of methuselah ever since i passed the big four oh i ve decided to give you the benefit of my experience and opinion attraction is a funny thing there are those who attribute all the highs and lows of emotion feeling sensation and sensuality to various chemical surpluses or imbalances there are those who declaim proudly that true love is true love and it manifests itself through attraction this as a theory is bollocks but what can you do people kfff then there are those who realize that attraction is a subtle blend of the physical the mental and that x factor that causes one person to be as handsome as paul newman in his heyday whereas another somewhat resembles the notre dame s most infamous resident all of this taken into account the truth is that the real attraction between two people happens when they have something in common it can be tangible a love for basketball perhaps it can be ethereal a love for fantastic boobs or blonde hair it can be the x factor an indescribable and untouchable reason that sends two people careening back into each others arms even after political disagreements or within the uncomfortable familiarity of an abusive relationship but what is so fundamentally important is that if there is something there something real where two minds meet and connect don t throw it all away upon viewing a bad photo not all of us are as photogenic as insert supermodel of your choice here all of us however when met in real life have the potential to ensnare and bewitch another with the glinting sparkle in our eye it s one thing to initially look at a picture and have no desire to communicate any further but to establish a line of contact and talk non stop for two hours only to abruptly rule out any further communication that s just fucking stupid of course the world is your oyster and you are free to make the choices as your heart dictates but you should know something from the moment you disqualified me with your heartless you re not my type any attraction i had for you dissipated into thin air like so much angel dust not because you weren t attracted to me because believe me my ego is not so fragile as to be unable to withstand such a blow rather because i could in no way be attracted to one who acts in a manner so shallow and pathetic you implied that you were a mature intellectually stimulating and intelligent human being but you betrayed your true colors in one sentence not only was i no longer interested from that second on but i feel as though i had the luckiest escape as beyonce so wisely and beautifully sings you turned out to be the best thing i never had next page warning this site contains content of a sexually explicit nature if you are under 18 or easily offended by such content please leave now nothing written on this site is true past erotic journalism april 2017 february 2016 february 2015 may 2013 february 2013 january 2013 december 2012 november 2012 october 2011 may 2011 january 2011 december 2010 august 2010 july 2010 june 2010 february 2008 january 2008 november 2007 september 2007 august 2007 june 2007 may 2007 april 2007 march 2007 february 2007 january 2007 december 2006 november 2006 october 2006 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