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t i n y d a n c i n g skip to main skip to sidebar t i n y d a n c i n g happiness is just a click away wednesday may 9 2018 we don t want your money kanomi now go away most businesses want customers to give them money that is how they stay alive after all their raison d être if you will the first commandment of capitalism is thou shalt earn money but if you re linden labs you re a special snowflake in the virtual world and nothing nothing nothing you do ever works right or properly or even at all yet somehow the whole mess staggers on i d like to get back into the mess but not sure how my paypal doesn t work my credit card doesn t work it took three tries to somehow get a premium membership to go through which will dole out a lousy 300l a week add that generous allotment to my current balance of 1700 and i might be able to afford a mesh body and some decent clothes in about three months meanwhile i must cower in my pre fab home too poor and shabby of an avatar to face the virtual world in all seriousness why is a us company billing us customers through a uk firm if the idea is to trigger every fraud tripwire and alarm bell on both sides of the atlantic and test my bank s steely resolve in defending my good credit then mission accomplished how hard is it to complete an online transaction in the year 2018 how does a repeated inability to buy lindens on a completely non functional exchange inspire any confidence whatsoever at least she got a bed set up priorities this is ridiculous i can afford a mesh body head new skins clothes and the rest of it i want to give them money so i can enjoy a chic sleek new virtual self but i can t c est la vie virtuelle p s kanomi is back sort of posted by kanomi at 5 51 pm 0 comments wednesday october 7 2009 the tiny dancing archive tiny dancing is an archive of satirical blog posts about second life and beyond which i originally wrote from early 2008 to late 2009 unfortunately i lost all comments except for those on the final farewell post which has been transformed into this post when i imported and exported to this new url not all the posts are here and not all the internal links are fixed yet but hey no worries enjoy kanomi pikajuna posted by kanomi at 12 47 am 8 comments labels kanomi secondlife tinydancing tuesday september 15 2009 kanomi plays blue mars the login screen review dear blue martians a while back i signed up for the blue mars beta i admit initially had some misgivings i mean blue mars is a strange choice for a name first you have mars who is the god of war and who is so damned masculine that his symbol is literally also the symbol for male ness thoughtfully you have incorporated that symbol right into your logo in case the point wasn t clear enough you painted your masculinity blue cuz you know blue is for boys and pink is for girls and those who like elton john s song tiny dancer blue mars you might as well call yourself blue penis and tack up a hilariously misspelled no girls alowed sign on your virtual treehouse while you re at it sure calling yourself blue venus or pink mars might be too ambiguous pink venus isn t even up for consideration i know i mean it sounds like a porn site and is actually is a cell phone marketed at teenage girls natch but you know what blue mars i think there are some girls on the internets now it s not just doom levels and porn anymore i can prove it listen according to wikipedia the song tiny dancer was initially a non starter as a single reaching only 41 on the u s pop chart and not even released in the uk now a fixture on adult contemporary and rock radio stations the song grew in popularity please take notice of that over time it grew in its popularity like my blog blue mars and unlike you who will never be popular if you do not send out passwords to those of us who signed up for your beta and i assure you you will never be popular if you only allow males and male avatars no doubt having their maleness verified in voice chat by male podcasters into your all male masculine world so maybe a name like purple hermes would ve been more i don t know inclusive or just go for the full on rainbow jesus i mean you allow open expression of religious faith in your world right i guess i ll never know since you won t send me my password d espite all this i am still willing to give your game world a shot after all you promise a new virtual world a bigger better bolder second life our high end graphics massive concurrent user support system wide participation based rewards program support for industry standard content creation tools next generation npc intelligence simple lua scripting support and breathtakingly realistic avatars when i read that i signed up immediately i don t even know what lua scripting is blue mars but i want it supported oh do i want it supported i want to be a breathtakingly realistic avatar blue mars even if i have to use a male avatar in your all male world i want people to gasp when i walk into the room when ken nomi walks into blue mars nude but totally not gay graeco roman wrestling arena which i imagine is the primary form of entertainment in your hyper male world but i ll never know since you won t send me a password i want your users to drop their computer mice smack their collective foreheads with the september issue of for him magazine take a deep breath and say in voice chat damn travis check out that ken nomi dude i reckon that is the most breathtakingly realistic hyper masculine avatar in da house i am feeling a great attraction to its beauty in a totally normative heterosexual way of course hey how bout dem new yawk football giants b lue mars you told me i would be sent a login and password it was a promise i believed in blue mars i tend to believe in promises made by software i do not read the terms conditions for i do not speak softwarese and software has lied less often to me than have human beings and when software has lied to me it is because it was programmed to lie by the maliciousness of devious creators who are human beings and that makes me think blue mars that the human beings who lied to me were maliciously programmed that way by other more devious beings something like demons and yet demons are not supposed to be real except as software processes yet ray kurzweil says intelligent machines are almost here it s a conundrum really so here we are i hear your beta is now available yet here i sit without a password and login despite your promises this relationship is not getting off to a good start blue mars i feel like i m getting stood up on a blind date blue mars is this the first in a long line of bloated phillip linden esque promises that you will make and fail to deliver on we will send logins to everyone you said will your promises of breathtakingly realistic avatars and next generation npc intelligence also go unfulfilled i even checked my spam folder i don t do that for everyone blue mars i don t like to go there the spam folder is full of nigerian princes v1agr4 pills lies machines and despair it s a frightful place blue mars but i went there for you are you a scary place too do your azure tinted sand dunes ripple and whisper with the ghosts of long dead civilizations does starlight trip across the crumbling ruins of the elder race of mars i do not know for i cannot log in so instead i must turn to literature about mars to help me imagine the world beyond your login screen i turned to philip k dick s martian time slip you are probably a big fan of his already since he wrote science fiction and his surname is synonymous with penises which as we have already established is what you are all about but just in case you are not familiar with dick s work written in 1964 martian time slip is a bleakly dystopian novel set on mars see see i knew you d like it with discourses on autism ontology time and despair familiar themes to those of us denied our blue mars password s he lay there for a hundred and twenty three years and then his artificial liver gave out and he fainted and died by that time they had removed both his arms and legs up to the pelvis because those parts of him had decayed questions about blue mars i may never have answered before i too am dying in an old folks home waiting for my password is the in world staff all forced to use the surname martian like philip linden except you have to be named philip martian are the female avatars featured so prominently in your promotional material actual females or are they next generation npc intelligence have any podcasters verified that they are next generation npc intelligences is there a separate world for them called pink venus can i have sex with them the venuses i mean not the podcasters blue mars do you deserve your own directory in g files pix directory or shall you forever be an unfulfilled subfolder in my second life directory the answers to these questions may never be known so let us turn once again to more dick in the darkness of the martian night they searched their light flashed here and there and their voices could be heard businesslike and competent and patient that s me and you blue mars beta that s me and you businesslike competent and patient i can keep this up all year let s see who finds who first strengths website is fast and responsive particularly to failed logins nice use of the all caps red font in the login failed message weaknesses blue mars is missing a crucial factor necessary for online games the ability to actually login helpful hints while waiting for your blue mars password to never appear in your inbox try writing satirical blog posts and see if that helps final score f posted by kanomi at 3 48 pm 0 comments labels bluemars games kanomi older posts home subscribe to posts atom w e l c o m e to the tiny dancing archive this is an archive of selected blog posts from tiny dancing which appeared at kanomi blogspot com from march 2008 until october 2009 popular posts around the grid startups your takes achievements for second life bling is my thing i am in au and almost famous kanomi plays blue mars ray kurzweil s keynote address to sl sl fashion police deputized sl users amazed by real life tiny dancing brand center you need a real id to look at fake tits blog archive 2018 1 may 1 we don t want your money kanomi now go away 2009 39 october 1 september 3 august 13 july 3 june 3 may 1 april 8 march 6 february 1 2008 45 november 1 october 2 september 2 august 1 july 1 june 4 may 13 april 11 march 10 tiny dancing 2008 2011 kanomi pikajuna second life and linden lab are registered trademarks of linden research inc no infringement is intended