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jajakalalana mangga kalebet dianggo bae sendalna home gambar katineung sim kuring jajakalalana mangga kalebet dianggo bae sendalna feeds posts comments the qur an cleanses may 7 2007 by dani an old american muslim lived on a farm in the mountains of eastern kentucky with his young grandson each morning grandpa was up early sitting at the kitchen table reading his qur an his grandson wanted to be just like him and tried to imitate him in every way he could one day the grandson asked grandpa i try to read the qur an just like you but i don t understand it and what i do understand i forget as soon as i close the book what good does reading the qur an do the grandfather quietly turned from putting coal in the stove and replied take this coal basket down to the river and bring me back a basket of water the boy did as he was told but all the water leaked out before he got back to the house the grandfather laughed and said you ll have to move a little faster next time and sent him back to the river with the basket to try again this time the boy ran faster but again the basket was empty before he returned home out of breath he told his grandfather that it was impossible to carry water in a basket and he went to get a bucket instead the old man said i don t want a bucket of water i want a basket of watch the boy try again at this point the boy knew it was impossible but he wanted to show his grandfather that even if he ran as fast as he could the water would leak out before he got back to the house the boy again dipped the basket into river and ran hard but when he reached his grandfather the basket was again empty out of breath he see grandpa it s useless so you think it is useless the old man said look at the basket the boy looked at the basket and for the first time realized that the basket was different it had been transformed from a dirty old coal basket and was now clean inside and out son that s what happens when you read the qur an you might not understand or remember everything but when you read it you will be changed inside and out posted in hati 2 comments speeding may 7 2007 by dani an older lady gets pulled over for speeding older woman is there a problem officer officer ma am you were speeding older woman oh i see officer can i see your license please older woman i d give it to you but i don t have one officer don t have one older woman lost it 4 years ago for drunk driving officer i see can i see your vehicle registration papers please older woman i can t do that officer why not older woman i stole this car officer stole it older woman yes and i killed and hacked up the owner officer you what older woman his body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see the officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up within minutes 5 police cars circle the car a senior officer slowly approaches the car clasping his half drawn gun officer 2 ma am could you step out of your vehicle please the woman steps out of her vehicle older woman is there a problem sir officer 2 one of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner older woman murdered the owner officer 2 yes would you open the trunk of your car please the woman opens the trunk revealing nothing but an empty trunk officer 2 is this your car ma am older woman yes here are the registration papers the officer is quite stunned officer 2 one of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license the woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a driver s license and hands it to the officer the officer examines the license he looks quite puzzled officer 2 thank you ma am one of my officers told me you didn t have a license that you stole this car and that you murdered and hacked up the owner older woman bet the liar told you i was speeding too moral don t mess with little old ladies posted in tamba gado ngagayot leave a comment about mariage may 5 2007 by dani g etting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends you order what you want then when you see what the other person has you wish you had ordered that man is there any way for long life dr get married man will it help dr no but the thought of long life will never come why do couples hold hands during their wedding it s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins wife darling today is our anniversary what should we do husband let us stand in silence for 2 minutes it s funny when people discuss love marriage vs arranged it s like asking someone if suicide is better or being murdered if u r married please ignore this msg for everyone else happy independence day there s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking it s called marriage girlfriends r like chocolates taste good anytime lovers r like pizzas hot n spicy eaten frequently husbands r like dal rice eaten when there s no choice man receives telegram wife dead should be buried or cremated man don t take any chances burn the body and bury the ash prospective husband do you have a book called man the master of women salesgirl the fiction department is on the other side sir q why doesn t law permit a man to marry a second woman a because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence posted in ngadu bako 1 comment this is the gulf may 1 2007 by dani local calls are free petrol is cheaper than water payment for drainage too any building construction finishes in 6 months unqualified get more salary than qualified show off matters more than real quality performance laborers are paid less than what they can earn back in their own country companies can kick out their employees without any reason wastas recommendation are more powerful than money cleaners have more wasta than officers watchman has more rights than the building owner office boy drivers have more influence on boss than manager gulf climate changes so fast in one hour u can see raining dust storm hot humid chilling weather gulf is located in desert still u find greenery everywhere if u can t earn money in the gulf u can t earn anywhere in the world in gulf time goes very fast friday to friday comes u never know its sooo fast every bachelor has a dream of getting married and buying a house in their home country u love your parents friends relatives 100 times more than when you were together being at home is more painful than being at work a ladies hair saloon every 5 meters food grocery delivery to the car a starbucks every 10 meters hard rock cafe with no alcohol a shopping mall located every 5km highway lanes differentiated for slow fast drivers getting a license is more difficult than getting a car smashed cars are more than bugs no queues for women traffic signal in gulf green signal to go for americans europeans indians nepals philipines uae qatari yellow signal to go for egyptians and pakistanis red signal to go for kuwaitis saudis posted in ngadu bako leave a comment july 2026 m t w t f s s 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