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say sike rn sweet mother of kelp help what am i doing my best i like making batshit aus fandom middle aged and tired ask me about horse stuff hit me up share with the class search blog tools archive rss 19 notes may 2 2022 hello and welcome to my blog feel free to call me kelp or lana please be prepared for multi fandom shenanigans and generalized messiness i do art and writing and sometimes share it here but it s mostly a lot of rambling and reblogging find me everywhere as kelpiemomma because i m incredibly basic ao3 has a variety of fics da is a lot of horses and cats toyhou se is an oc collection special tags serotonin booster need a pick me up check this tag fic adventures where i go on in general about my fics pokemon tag master list khan a an old dragon horse oc turned into a human oc he now exists in several universes oops other tags asked and answered i answer the questions sent to me oc tags itzal isaac snagglefang amber filed under kelp tracks constantly updating pinned post 5 600 notes june 23 2026 thisrobothasnosoul aprilbrowines this is important kosa is moving forward in the house it s part of a package called the kids act filled with digital id and age verification and censorship make those phones ring call your house representatives all week 202 224 3121 i highly encourage everyone to read the bills in the kids act because you will be doing more than 95 of people who read and introduce these bills bad internet bills all of the bad internet bills one website fight for the future via maxaroniiiii 148 329 notes june 23 2026 what am i doing in this fandom hey i was just at things got better island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you via doorstoplord 6 236 notes june 23 2026 maswartz discord will enable global age verification soon now s the time to move theprivacycloud substack com via maxaroniiiii 13 342 notes june 23 2026 schnuffel danny schnuffel danny i want to eat pikmin they just look so juicy and chewy so i look into pikmin gummies and theres like fucking cyanide in them or something lore accurate white pikmin gummy via maxaroniiiii 3 597 notes june 23 2026 couchtaro scoob and shag also scoob and shag also also scoob and shag via helloiamstoned 160 notes june 23 2026 hubedihubbe engineer and medic all in one sponsored by arenanet 1 079 notes june 23 2026 davidemmerich fucking the betrayal guy for betrayal via kieren fucking walker 393 notes june 23 2026 thelatecaptainpierce via messyanddontcare 65 398 notes june 23 2026 doomhamster aorish deactivated20251222 recent discourse reminds me of that cult indoctrination trick that s often used to weed out more difficult marks early on where they tell you all that you aren t allowed to eat rice on tuesdays and then if you protest they go wow somebody likes rice a little much huh as if you re the fucking weirdo who cares too much about how much rice is consumed between monday and wednesday instead of them and this forces you to decide whether your autonomy matters to you more than the approval of the group while they ll still act like you re on thin ice either way if you give in at this point they know you re theirs forever because now they ve established a foothold you ve shown a moral weakness which they will brand you with so it can be used against you in the future hey rice addict here doesn t want help break into the city records office to force you to double down and isolate you further and if instead you do decide to push back further after your abrupt departure from the group you re seriously leaving us over rice seriously and subsequent ostracism you can then be used as a demonstration to the others who were more pliable of how the outgroup is full of people like you who are obsessed with violating the no tuesday rice rule to the point where they ll abandon all their friends who cared so much for them so it clearly isn t an arbitrary restriction you re the kind of monster these rules are intended to protect them from thus all the other wise and esoteric precepts of the charismatic leader are implied to be equally justified this isn t just for cults either shitty partners bosses friends they all do variants of this where if you kick back the first time they make an unreasonable request it proves you weren t ever committed since you d let such a small thing ruin everything and of course if it s the third or the tenth unreasonable thing they ask of you it s such a small thing to be a deal breaker at this late point in your relationship via maxaroniiiii 94 618 notes june 23 2026 sucm this is all thats left of her via byjove next page page 1 of 15086 we love tumblr stationery by thijs