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there my last post was in 2023 and i told you there was a lot to catch you up on and then i just didn t having two small children and two small businesses and two small cats will do that to a person but the children are a little bit bigger and the businesses are a little bit bigger so maybe it will work out this time the cats are the same size obi original thunderer is still with us he s got some pretty serious little old man energy these days he s got stiff hips and can t hear anymore but he also just viciously attacked the red dot like an 18 year old kitten balance is important he s on a new feeding regimen that we call feed obi whenever eye contact is made to keep his weight up he s a fan of this system flynn is also a fan but he does not need to keep his weight up necessarily so we try to be sneaky about feeding obi sometimes it works but more often flynn s super sonic snack seeking ears hear the sound of cat food being served and he comes running and sometimes obi helpfully screams flynn she s feeding us the biggest change in our lives is that flynn has become a snuggler not a super snuggler like oliver was but flynn will now come and lie in my lap in the evening after the kids go to sleep it still needs to be on his terms only the girl is allowed to pick him up i will pet him only until he wants me to stop he will bite me or stick a claw in me if i don t respect his boundaries fair enough he also likes to snuggle during bedtime reading with the kids and he is determined he will stay in my lap and purr even if buddy is bouncing in and out of the chair he will stay on my feet and purr even as okay sprays my hair and the book and him with water to style it while she listens so that s the update i do so solemnly pledge that going forward i will share the funny cat stories on a regular basis there are plenty of them to be told starting this week i m going to travel into the wayback machine and read kitten thunder posts while i paint watercolors of cats in space if you want to travel with me subscribe at https www youtube com angibeauheim leave a comment posted in uncategorized tagged cat cats kittens life pets long time no write posted on september 3 2023 leave a comment oh hi there if you ve wondered where i ve been well i ve been here every once in a while i think about writing a post but then i ve tried to log in and i ve ended up creating a new account one for each of my many many email addresses none of which actually link to where i can write and have it show up it s been frustrating today i just magically put in the correct address and knew my password magic so what have i been up to i m a professional artist i paint cats in space you can check it out on my website here or on facebook here or on instagram here kitten thunder continues to thunder with obi and flynn they are of course super helpful when it comes to painting watercolor the battle to get paintings done mounted on wood and then varnished without cat hair attached is well futile i ll tell you more about that later right now i need to get back to what i was doing when i decided on a whim to try to log in but i ve missed you and i ll be back soon love the girl leave a comment posted in uncategorized box or lunch posted on november 23 2020 leave a comment oh hi peoples of the internet it s you again i was just going to ask obi a question yeah flynn what s up how do we get the girl to clean the litter box more i like it cleaned a lot is two or three times a day too many she only has to do the one we use she can skip those other two sometimes she forgets i don t think we can count on several times a day i don t want to poop on the floor that doesn t seem to work out well for me well you re family now so that wouldn t get you kicked out of this house but i don t recommend it anyway the girl really tries she s got the small people to take care of and she just needs reminding great how do we remind her we ll have to figure that out my brother oliver used to go to the kitchen and cry when he wanted the litter boxes scooped eventually she d figure out what he wanted but when i cry in the kitchen i just get fed you know i m pretty okay with that maybe a daily cleaning is enough after all leave a comment posted in attempt at humor cats meet flynn posted on september 27 2020 1 comment hello peoples of the internet obi here it s been over a year since we ve reached out sorry about that the girl and i are really busy with the small people a lot has changed so let s dive right in with a new introduction who are you and what do you do um hi people i guess this is weird anyway i m flynn i m three years old and i ve been a kitten specialist here since july you re an adult where did you spend your formative years well i was at another house they had a dog i don t like dogs so i thought about my options and decided to lodge a complaint i did everything exactly as we re supposed to to the letter yeah what form of protest did you choose i pooped on the floor blatantly and often classic what happened they picked the dog i did not see that coming rough it s okay i like it here the small people are really fun i d like it if the girl would stop picking me up but at least she s stopped walking with me she s a good scritcher i like the boy too he s got enough on his plate all his spare time belongs to me got it so we should tell the peoples of the internet that we do have some bad news jack chewed the silicone straw off of one of okay s water bottles this spring they were able to remove it surgically but he evidently had a pre existing condition with his lungs and he took a bad turn the girl took him back to the hospital and came back alone is that why the girl claps her hands at me and says please don t be stupid when she catches me chewing on plastic bags yeah don t do that i m only chewing i don t eat them i just like the crunchy feel yeah don t do that so we were missing jack and all of a sudden the people weren t ever leaving the house and here i was running the entire house by myself it was getting to me i needed a break once in a while and then things got so much worse the whole family went out one day and brought back a tiny little monster that looked like a cat but she was actually a tornado of claws and teeth and fury i tried to be nice to her but i couldn t even be in her line of sight without her attacking me and she just got meaner and meaner no matter how hard i tried to be friendly the girl tells me she was actually really sweet and everyone really loved her from the very start it was just me so i don t know she must have had a hard life before she got here after about a week calli that s what buddy had named her was just getting more crazy and violent one day the girl was carrying me to the bedroom to lock me in so calli could do her shift as kitten specialist but calli was already out of her room and when she saw me she attacked she tried to claw off the girl s leg to beat me with it there was a lot of fur and blood and it s all kind of a blur but the girl eventually got calli into one room and me into another i ve seen the girl s scars from that that was some pretty fine knifework yeah well the girl realized that it wasn t safe to keep calli in the house when okay or buddy could open a door and wind up between her and me the only reason we were even a little safe is because the girl is tall she cried a lot about taking calli back to the rescue she says she found a good home that explains the tension when i got here i was glad when she stopped coming into our interviews i mean i m trying to get a job and she was just hovering there emitting dread not reassuring lady i think we hit it off pretty well we are i mean you re not my brother oliver i know the girl wants me to be close to someone like that again but i just can t and jack was a good guy but he really was dumber than a box of rocks sweet but man was he a lot he always wanted to wrestle and he d forget he was twice my size and he always took my good napping spots there are other napping spots you ve got the shelf in the bedroom the wall upstairs and the boy s chair do you really need more nope and that s why i like you we ve got a good working relationship a regular exercise routine and you re a quality roommate i think things are working out fine me too can i have more of the cat treats before dinner no so that s our update for now hopefully we ll get into a groove and check in more often i m cute flynn s cute the small people are cute stories are bound to ensure obi and flynn me out 1 comment posted in attempt at humor cats tagged cat cats humor the beasty posted on june 9 2019 2 comments hello peoples of the world obi here and jack i m here to tell you about the beasty yes we re going to tell you about the excitement we had the other night it was a beasty yes anywho it was getting close to sunset the girl was putting buddy to bed okay was already in her room and asleep the boy was waiting in the next room in case she needed backup but we needed backup because i saw the beasty yes having been relieved of our supervisory duties in the children s rooms i assigned jack to patrol at the open windows and doors i was going to take the next shift after a little nap and i saw the beasty yes i had just closed my eyes for a couple minutes and i heard jack call out i saw the beasty yes i joined jack at the patio door and called the boy for reinforcements of course jack and i could have handled it ourselves except we re not allowed outside and it was a horrible beasty yes the boy came to see what we were yelling about he looked outside but he didn t see it was the beasty yes he assured us there was nothing wrong but it was the beasty yes he said he would check it out the boy bravely went outside to show he wasn t afraid of any man or beast he wielded the water hose and casually got things wet in several parts of the yard jack and i remained at the door prepared to protect him if needed he conquered the beasty yes there was no sign of danger by the time he came back indoors hey jack what exactly did the beasty look like it was covered in fur with a huge fluffy tail they hang upside down to steal food in the cafe the beastliest of beastly beasties and it was almost night ye wait it was a squirrel a beasty hmm well that s embarrassing maybe i should have gotten more detail before we sounded the alarm the boy beat the beasty he didn t come back until the next morning yeah let s not tell the boy about this promise not to tell peoples of the internet until next time obi and jack m e out 2 comments posted in attempt at humor cats oh please someone think this is funny uncategorized tagged blog cats humor squirrel the story of jack posted on january 23 2019 1 comment as you know from reading this blog obi and oliver were very close we ve always known that obi would miss his brother when he was gone we have also known from his records at the shelter when he was adopted that he wasn t cut out to be an only cat but with the move and some travel and the loss of oliver we didn t want to pile on a new cat right away so we waited as we settled into the new house it was obvious that obi was lonely it was time i searched the local shelter online during the week and found a couple who seemed promising based on their limited listings we were looking for a young adult cat probably a male then on saturday we packed up the whole family and headed out to pick our next family member we looked at all the cats wandered room to room no one really clicked but then i asked a passing volunteer about a cat i d had a good feeling about online blaze we were directed to the communal cat room behind us a good sign that he was housed with other cats we looked at each cat in the room through the glass none of them was blaze then a tube on the floor moved and out strolled a grey cat he looked at me he looked at the boy then he saw buddy and he walked up to the glass and tried to hug him it was blaze when he saw okay he attempted a double hug we quickly found a volunteer and arranged to meet blaze in person from the second he hopped out of the carrier blaze had us he played with buddy he checked out okay in her carrier he jumped into the boy s lap and demanded pets we already knew he was good with other cats he proved he would be good with kids when he didn t bat an eye at buddy accidentally smacking him with the door of the metal carrier and then letting it slam loudly into the wall of the cage soon he was ours he and obi were excited to meet each other we let them meet through glass doors giving them something in common immediately a shared hatred of closed doors when they were allowed to meet there were just a couple hours of i think we re playing are we playing then we all breathed deeply and started to enjoy life with two cats as is meant to be we d intended to keep his name blaze for lack of any other ideas but my sleep deprived brain kept calling him jack and it fits him well over the months jack has moved right in and made a place for himself everywhere he is a pushy little bowling ball of a cat in the middle of everything he throws himself onto feet as people walk across the room he dives into buddy s bed when i go to wake him up in the morning and he has decided that taking care of okay is his personal mission even if she is a little grabby that includes lying on top of her and purring furiously while she s in her car seat and during night time feedings we say hi jack in an exasperated tone several times an hour jack is heavy enough to thunder all on his own you can hear him jump off of things from across the house so an obi and jack thunder makes quite a ruckus and the thunder rolls all day long jack is grey and loves to thunder and he s dumber than a box of rocks but he has not replaced oliver in our hearts he and obi don t snuggle like the brown kitten did with his fluffy older brother i too have lost my night time snugglebuddy but at 4 a m obi visits me and we have a short cuddle and we re whole for five minutes before obi can t stand people snuggles anymore and we love jack more every day he s a good boy 1 comment posted in cats uncategorized tagged cats kittens cute blog adoption thundering on posted on january 17 2019 1 comment hello peoples of the internet obi here with a lot of changes to re hello my name is jack and i love you port first obviously is that i have a new broth hello my name is jack and i can t wait to meet you er jack more about him later why later because jack they need to know why you re here i m here because i love them and want to meet them no why you re yes i love them i love you i want to meet them will they rub my belly jack look crunchy birds in the window anywho sadly my brother oliver is no longer with us he was getting very old and tired and skinny and deaf when we found out we were going to move to another state the girl and oli discussed it and decided he would rather retire at home so she and i said ...