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em is an outcome of some bat shit crazy marketing strategies but the heart wants what the heart wants and mine wanted a solitaire in white gold i had still not recovered from the sorrow of having to let go of the watch that was made for me and was treading carefully in a mall when i saw it there it was b e a u t i f u l so beautiful that it literally did take my breath away when i tried it it sang to me i am not being poetic here it really did sing to me i had to take this one home the engagement ring was going to be paid for by the lover boy who was soon to be my husband i quickly called him and in a very gibberish dizzy and excited voice crooned about finally finding the ring for me upon hearing the price he flatly refused now now i had already been on the this is what you want but can never afford trip for the watch i was not under any circumstances going to give up on the ring too what followed was a series of fights and boy can i fight but the lover boy just won t relent and boy can he fight back finally i had an idea for our honeymoon we were doing two trips one to the mountains because i am an earth person and one to the beach because he is a water person so i told the lover boy he could cancel one part obviously the water part of the honeymoon and buy me the ring instead on the grounds that i was clearly delirious to even suggest cancelling a part of the honeymoon for a ring the lover boy still did not relent so well i had to take the this is what you want but can never afford trip for the ring too i have seen too many solitaires before and after that one but none of them sang to me sigh so anyways the lover boy got me a ring that suited his pockets our engagement was 3 days before our wedding and after the wedding we waltzed away to our double honeymoon which turned out to be a double trouble honeymoon because we missed our flights to bali and had to rebook our tickets and we ended up paying a whole lot of money for that money that was enough to have bought me the ring maybe i shall post someday about the whole honeymoon fiasco but coming to the point of the post if the lover boy had relented and cancelled the bali trip for my ring today i d be wearing the ring and we d have been to bali with the money we had to shell when we missed our flights that way we d both be happy i wonder if there is a statutory period after which husbands can go scot free for all the pain they cause but even if there is my husband sure will pay very dearly for this one grrrrr written 10 59 am 2 comments restaurant at the end of the universe at august 21 2011 posted by kusum rohra labels travelling around madras well not the universe but definitely at the end of mainland india that s where we went this independence day weekend they say make hay while the sun shines so while we are in the extremely sunny and hot madras the husband and i decided to travel to as many places easily accessible from here and one such place is kanyakumari after a 14 hour sleepy train journey we arrived at the kanyakumari station which was in complete shambles the one good thing about this train journey was that instead of reading or playing uno we played 20 questions for guessing a celebrity we stayed at the vivekanandapuram which i think was a bad decision because roughing it out and staying in budget accommodation is just not in us once we settled in our dingy little room we decided to get out of it immediately a problem i seem to have with travelling around south india is that every tourist destination seems to have temples gallore something that neither the husband nor i are really interested in so if we leave out the temples then the only two things to do in kanyakumari were to enjoy the sunset and sunrise and visit the vivekananda rock memorial and we were disappointed in both of these unfortunately it was very cloudy so even though we reached well in time found a huge rock managed to climb it and plonk ourselves on to it we were not able to see much of the sunrise or the sunset and we had really picked the worse time to travel as there were hordes of people from around the country it being he independence long weekend which meant huge queues in the harsh sun i love getting tanned but i would rather be tanned from lazying on the beach then from standing in a serpentine queue to visit some rock sigh all in all i would recommend that you rather skip this place unless of course you are loony like me and think that it s fun to go to a restaurant at the end of the universe oh i know it s just the end of mainland india but that sounds so lame doesn t it a mention about this restaurant is really necessary one of our biggest disappointment in kanyakumari was the food now i really like south indian food and stick to it most of the times but even the south indian food was horrible to say the least right when we were about to lose all hope we found this little place called sangam which thankfully served a mean fish fry and food that wasn t great but wasn t bad either written 8 11 pm 2 comments from murphy with love at may 21 2011 posted by kusum rohra labels mr loony my husband and murphy seem to be at loggerheads always and this time murphy really outdid himself every evening on our drive back home husband and i have recently been hooked to a radio show called the evening drive by a fantastic rj disha oberoi but once we get home we have to listen to the radio on the cell phone and hence i decided to get a fm transistor and on our next visit to mercy electronics i wanted to pick up a simple philips transistor but the husband refused he said he wanted to check for better deals i was so furious i mean the thing was for rs 550 and he wanted to look for deals but it s my geeky husband and when he says better deals it necessarily translates into an expensive piece of electronic junk that will do hajaar things that are really not necessary like for example it will say god bless you when you sneeze if you spend an extra rs 10 000 rolls eyes so off he went and came back with this fancy ipod dock that cost us 20 times any decent transmitter would have cost us oh well i was happy as long as i could listen to the radio at home and the first thing i wanted to do was to tune it to 104 8 fm and well um we couldn t tune it seriously we just couldn t believe it i mean it would go from 104 7 to 104 9 we were exasperated i mean how difficult is it to tune a radio to top it there wasn t a user manual we tried everything we could think of including begging the radio to have some mercy on us so there we were trying to understand why what and how did this happen hubby dearest felt really frustrated and bummed and i can imagine murphy smirking smugly as if to say so you just spent 20 times the amount required now let me spoil it for you so for this birthday i have a request for mr murphy can you please not mess with the hubby in matters where i am involved too p s we finally found a online manual and were able to tune the radio we just had to change the region under settings to asia for which we had to press few buttons together which we would have never thought of but for the hour or so we took to finally be able to do that we felt really stupid p p s i was recently telling a friend about murphy s love for my husband and around 10 minutes later the friend remarked oh you mean murphy as in from murphy s law i was wondering if you were talking about your landlord i didn t know if i should laugh or cry for having such intelligent friends so if there are any more like him around let me clarify murphy most definitely isn t our landlord chuckles written 2 03 pm 2 comments just be yourself at april 25 2010 posted by kusum rohra labels me myself and loony that s the worst advice my dear husband mr loony ever gave me no really after dating me for years when he finally takes me to meet his parents he advises me to be myself that could only mean trouble no i mean an average person would take 5 mins of taking to me to tell that i should never ever be myself if i am meeting the parents so well i met his parents for the first time during diwali we met in a food court of all places i am super confident ms loony but then hey it s the guys parents so i was nervous as hell but then i had to be myself as per mr loony so i eased up a bit and started cracking bad jokes under pressure ok ok your sniggering is so uncalled for i agree i crack bad jokes without pressure too but that one time it went totally out of control mr loony in an attempt to show how creative i can get brings out this hand packed fancy basket of d goodies that i had gifted to him earlier in the day his mom in a very prim and proper social response tells me iski kya zaroorat thi beta to which myself replies you are right iski zaroorat nahi hai and looking at mr loony i say wapaas de do isse his mother of course looked like someone just told her that she was pregnant at the age ripe age of 55 and would really scream out loud mr loony being used me myself went on admiring the basket without giving a thought to my foot which was stuck in my mouth forever i have been branded by the in laws as the one who has her foot growing from her mouth this incident has be told and retold to whoever would care to listen it has been exaggerated to an extent where some of his family members look very disappointed when they meet me and find foot on my leg which is on the ground heh so girls please note being yourself is all dandy but not when you are meeting his parents when you are meeting his parents only two things should be done smiling and nodding while looking at the floor trust me you will thank me for this one written 3 30 pm 7 comments why we are not ready to be parents yet at april 18 2010 posted by kusum rohra labels mr loony it s just been a few months but then lots of people specially my mom have been asking us to give them some good news of course it s good news for them for us on the other hand having kids will not be such a good news i feel i know i know i am not getting any younger post 30 pregnancies can be dangerous blah blah blah but we really are just not ready to be parents yet ok let me give you an example generally when i can t sleep i ask my husband the mr loony to tell me a story he asks me to give him a few characters generally whatever characters i give him end up having sex and the story ends up as a soft porn boring story to avoid another soft porn story i chose a lion and a giraffe big mistake here is his story many many years later he is very futuristic i must tell you due to global warming the only two surviving animals in the jungle are a lion and a giraffe the lion is quite a romantic at heart and very horny too so he realises with the giraffe being the only option around he must woo her the giraffe is very very old fashioned and needs to be swept off her feet the horny lion decides he can do anything for sex so off he goes wooing the giraffe after a few song and dance numbers flowers and gifts praises and poems the giraffe finally lets the lion kiss her but now now the lion can t really jump that high and the giraffe being old fashioned and shy won t come down so our hero climbs up a really high tree to kiss her he finds a branch that gives him perfect height looks into her eyes swears of his eternal love and just as he is about to kiss her he slips and falls on her neck killing her instantly the lion looks at the dead giraffe and is heart broken or an equivalent term for horny plans gone wrong but then he thinks to himself what the hell it s a good thing i can eat her dead too so he feasts upon the giraffe for many a days and is very happy for finding such good food considering there weren t any other animals around because of global warming to say that i was disturbed by the story is an understatement but now i always crack up thinking of this lion who wanted to eat the giraffe dead or alive sigh there you go now he makes up a sick story and i find it funny obviously we can t have kids what kind of kids we would we raise with stories like these written 12 20 pm 8 comments you know you are married when at april 15 2010 posted by kusum rohra on my sitemeter i noticed that in addition to confused women who ask koschans such as if he kisses me am i pregnant there are others who are even more confused and stupid because they search for koschans such as if he puts mangalsutra am i married for the benefit of such people i and a few newly wed friends of mine which includes my dear ex roomie ms malhotra have compiled a ready reckoner sort of list here if you answer yes or nodded sadly in agreement or suddenly go and bang you head on the nearest wall in response to any of the following then my dear reader i pronounce you married and sacrificed you know you are married when you wear the engagement ring the mangalsutra the sone ka chudhas the diamond necklace giving major competition to baapi da instead of wearing strange jewellery you picked up from random stores or exotic street vendors when suddenly your bank balance is in the negative and the chances of it ever going back to it s pre wedding high are non existent thanks to the credit card bills we all waited so long for this day just so that we could use marriage as an excuse to buy the overpriced things when just because you are wearing a saree mangalsutra and aforementioned jazz young boys and girls can call you aunty and walk away smiling you also smile back coyly like the perfect newly wed bride when actually underneath that saree and jazz there is the old you which wants to beat them and say teri maa ki or aunty kisko bola bey when you are judged every now and then of course the husband had a bee line of eligible women he could have married but he chose you so you need to be judged against them the mehtas loving daughter who cooks the best chiken tikkas the agarwals daughter who is oh so pretty when suddenly your phone bills drop to 3 digits from 5 digits when you have a mummy and a mummyji at a same social gathering or function and you don t know whom to give more attention when you go to some random distant cousin s shaadi wearing a really heavy lehenga giving competition to the bride just because you wanna use your shaadi ka outfit and you better use it before your newly wed tag is not so new anymore when suddenly you have relatives on your facebook friends list aaaaaaaaaargh all his aunties and uncles are now your friends and in some cases you actually do have had the courage to not accept their request then keep faking how you never got it when you enthusiastically bend and touch every tom dick and harry s feet since they have grey hair and are related to the husband damn isn t there any better way to show you respect and we don t actually really totally disrespect you then why the hell do we have to show our non existing respect when your ratio of number of meetings with friends and relatives becomes inversely proportional to the one before marriage when ever...