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eautiful freeing thing it is to live without things you once took for granted you stand outside your own comfort zone and you let yourself take it all in this place this culture that person their language this moment and you miss it when you re gone posted by ladaisi at 9 02 am 2 remarks email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 10 9 13 this is now and now and now remember remember this is now and now and now live it feel it syliva plath s o u r c e s o u r c e s o u r c e s o u r c e s o u r c e m i n e s o u r c e a few things i found inspiring this morning posted by ladaisi at 4 09 am 1 remarks email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 10 8 13 bornholm this last weekend we visited some dear friends on the beautiful island of bornholm from wikipedia bornholm bɒːnˈhʌlˀm old norse burgundaholmr meaning the island of the burgundians is a danish island in the baltic sea the main industries on the island include fishing arts and crafts such as glass making and pottery using locally worked clay dairy farming and summer tourism the topography of the island consists of dramatic rock formations in the north pine and deciduous forests farmland and sandy beaches in the south such a peaceful place to be sea side walks and castle ruins colorful towns and a salty fish buffet ice cream cones and glass shops hope to go back someday maybe in summer and they may never get rid of me many thanks to hasse and gitte natasja and teresa and johanna we will miss you all posted by ladaisi at 9 27 am 0 remarks email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 10 4 13 i forget the rest source we were together i forget the rest walt whitman and other quotes i loved and wanted to keep i want to write a novel about silence the things people don t say virginia woolf i have lived through much and now i think i have found what is needed for happiness a quiet secluded life in the country with the possibility of being useful to people to whom it is easy to do good and who are not accustomed to have it done to them then work which one hopes may be of some use then rest nature books music love for one s neighbor such is my idea of happiness and then on top of all that you for a mate and children perhaps what can more the heart of man desire leo tolstoy i realized why you re not my cup of tea i drink coffee you can never get enough of nature to be surrounded by it is to be stilled it salves the heart the mountains the trees the endless plains the moon the myriad of stars every man can be made quiet and complete arthur burns when you re traveling you are what you are right there and then people don t have your past to hold against you no yesterdays on the road william least heat moon if tomorrow women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies just think how many industries would go out of business dr gail dines i m doing badly i m doing well whichever you prefer franz kafka letters to milena if nothing else one day you can look someone straight in the eyes and say but i lived through it and it made me who i am today iain s thomas stop waiting for the perfect moment it will never arrive there are no perfect moments sweetheart we choose our moments and i want you to start choosing yours and start choosing now time will not wait for you and i don t want you to miss out on your life because you ve been patiently waiting on the sidelines thinking you have to stay there you don t have to sit this life out your life out you have a whole field in front of you for you to discover and run around in it is there for you let your feet press down on the earth and then start running start discovering and never stop acoustic imagery my shadow said to me what is the matter isn t the moon warm enough for you why do you need the blanket of another body margaret atwood from the shadow voice posted by ladaisi at 5 37 am 1 remarks email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 10 3 13 a monster in the shower named william and other stories otherwise titled my kid since march 3 31 13 after skyping with my family tonight isaac i want to go home me me too isaac to tim you say no flying home to grandpa and grandma why that s bad 4 1 13 this morning when isaac sneezed on his shirt and i told him to go change it because he d gotten snot all over himself he said that is not snot mama that is bless you 4 7 13 isaac has recently adopted this incredibly endearing habit wherein he answers any questions he dislikes by saying i can t hear that it makes me the happiest mother alive 4 12 13 w e just told isaac to go to bed and he said you re not my mom and dad my mom and dad are clouds whatever that means little stinker 4 17 13 isaac insisted i turn the couch into a train and then sit in it for half an hour so he could yell at me sit still i m the captain of this train now you walk i never get to be the captain of the train and i m the one who bought the stupid couch in the first place boo 4 18 13 woke up to the sound of isaac screaming it s monday i want to swing in the bag he gets his days mixed up and thinks the huge ikea bag is a swing and then draw me a dragon elbow no idea i tried tim tried nothing would please the kid there are a lot of discarded elbow drawings lying around but i m pretty sure he knows what an elbow is now and then as the boys were getting ready to walk out the door he started singing we missed the bus we missed the bus we missed the bus and they did it s been an eventful elbowful second monday morning 4 18 13 isaac brings home a new stick from school everyday they increase in size as the week progresses and then start all over again on monday last friday we ended up with a 6 ft long stick that he insisted was a christmas tree today it was an honest to goodness log if he tries to bring home noah s ark tomorrow i swear i won t bat an eye 4 19 13 whenever isaac gets asked what he wants to be when he grows up why do adults insist on asking this of toddlers he says small or isaac a tiny one i m so lucky my kid is peter pan 4 22 13 we re having a family movie night with pizza watching see spot run i thought isaac would like this movie however i m rethinking it now regarding the two postmen he said mama they re coooool me no they re stupid and immature you can t be either of them 4 23 13 isaac said mama i have a spirit it s a blue ball and it bounces high 4 23 13 asked isaac what he thought his dad did at work and he said he drives the train and gets your mail and my mail on tuesday and finds the cookies and the movies on the computer but he is not the captain of the train i am the captain of the train good thing we have that cleared up 5 1 13 isaac just brought me a stack of books to read to him and said okay i got them we have pirate we have jesus we have monkey talk how i became a pirate read aloud bible stories vol 1 curious george storybook 5 4 13 isaac just walked up to me pulled down his pants and said in the morning it s big and tall it s magic but now it s dead it s broke see me huh go talk to your dad 5 5 13 when isaac says magic it comes out sounding like maggots i m so happy to have finally realized this especially after all those times we were eating and he d yell for no apparent reason mama it s maggots 5 7 13 on the bus today i saw a kid that looked exactly like isaac only 4 or 5 years older same hair same blue eyes even the same color clothing as isaac wore today he turned around and grinned at me and for a split second i felt like a time traveler then the real isaac dumped his sandbox shoe out on the floor next to me said moooom moooove he thinks he should sit by himself on the bus now and i snapped out of it 5 7 13 the train anecdote on our way to vineyard camp a couple weeks ago isaac spotted a member of the train crew his face immediately lit up with excitement and awe as if he d seen santa claus or something and he literally shouted hi captain of the train 5 23 13 this morning my alarm clock was a five year old redhead flexing his arms and screaming at my sleeping face look i have muscles 5 25 13 isaac has moved into the why phase he ll be telling me an incredibly long story that never does end in fact he s still telling it and somewhere in the middle he ll stop and ask what s that almost like he forgot the word only in this case he just doesn t know it yet so i ll explain and then he ll just stare at me and say why only it s an incredulous why the kind that implies another question such as what is wrong with this planet and i m at a loss where to begin 6 5 13 isaac drew me a mermaid it is the most terrifying picture anyone has ever given me 6 10 13 isaac just drew a bunch of spirals and then said look at my picture an ear hole an ear hole an ear hole an ear hole an ear hole 6 13 13 isaac today i love pretty girls i love liv and amelia and marianna and just my luck i m raising a little player 6 16 13 when he got out of the shower today isaac looked in the mirror and said oh no my hair is going brown i have rainbow hair i want perfect orange 6 19 13 when i gave isaac his breakfast this morning he said good job lauren little stinker 6 20 13 the neighbors replaced their toilet this morning so the old one was sitting outside in the grass all day isaac found this alarming the first thing he did after coming home was run into the bathroom and yell oh good at least we still have a toilet 6 26 13 this is my daily alarm clock mama is it my birthday uhh no why because it s not october 17th why because it s june why because it is why i don t know oh is it your birthday no why and then we go through it all over again at least twice more 6 26 13 isaac just walked in the door with a big old magic marker mario mustache on his face exactly what i was hoping would happen on wednesday 6 28 13 i will never understand why isaac must transfer an entire sheet of stickers onto a single piece of copy paper in the exact same order as they were sold i m not allowed to help anymore because i tried to put one on my face 6 30 13 a little bedtime game okay mama you a bird i m a crap what sorry kid i have no idea how to play this game you a bird i m a crap huh you a bird i m a crap i get you with my claws oh a crab yes a crap crab b i know finally she gets it silly woman i m a crap well there are worse things i suppose 7 1 13 isaac and i have been playing a lot of hide and seek lately only he calls it 1 2 3 hide it s a definite challenge when you are a minimalist living in a studio apartment he is somehow endlessly surprised that it isn t actually me hiding under the covers it s the big stuffed elephant he throws back the blanket screams you did that and cracks up laughing as if it didn t just happen twenty times in the last half hour someday he is going to look back on his childhood and wonder if his mother was dim witted but for now he thinks i m brilliant so i m happy 7 2 13 isaac is moving the library future around and screaming mama look i am strong i m pretending i don t know him the librarians are going to blame that red headed mother over there for all the noise mwahaha 7 6 13 as we re leaving the building isaac stops in front of our neighbor s apartment stands directly in front of their wide open double door and yells mama i want to watch that and points at the people inside luckily it was just the adult male neighbor with the teddy bear otherwise we d probably have to move now 7 6 13 i have disciple on while i work just noticed my kid standing out on the deck wearing his machu picchu llama shirt doing some kind of interpretational tai chi in time with o god save us all i cannot stop laughing 7 8 13 isaac told us about school today this was apparently the highlight a boy peed outside on the flowers it happened he got in trouble tissermand udenfor like this funny dance no peeing on flowers only bushes good talk 7 14 13 isaac s been particularly theatrical this weekend abruptly yelling out limbo wherever we happen to be and then trying to walk under things tables chairs his own arm someone s legs 7 24 13 i saac stayed home all day today i said since you re here you have to help me clean up the apartment to which he replied no that is not deal 7 30 13 i just told isaac he was not allowed to tape things drawings receipts trash stuff he found on the ground to our windows so he left the apartment and taped them to the communal elevator outside now normally i d tell him to take them down but seeing as our neighbors have used up the entire courtyard space with two plastic pools a purple couch a brown office chair a black office chair a vandalized picnic table and a rapidly growing collection of empty alcohol containers i don t care 7 30 13 isaac has memorized the months of the year all by himself minus november and december his recited calendar ends like this july august eptember october 17th my birthday because really what is the point in continuing with the year once his birthday is over 8 4 13 this evening isaac matter of factly informed our dinner guest that mama has hair out of a box dyed daddy has no hair shaved and everybody loves my orange hair the most humble clearly 8 8 13 today i feel less adult and more kid i had rice krispies for breakfast which always makes me irrationally happy isaac made me wear his paper pirate patch after school and reprimanded me for using the wrong colors in his coloring book i got hit on by a teenager at the bus stop what kind of a pick up line is you are beautiful so i will have your number anyway do you think he should ve been surprised when i laughed at him and isaac made us sit directly behind the bus driver where my feet don t reach the floor and yelled haha mama you are too tiny and now i am watching peter pan what else think of a wonderful thought any merry little thought 8 10 13 went on a little tour of the roskilde cathedral this morning isaac played tour guide since he had been there before on a fieldtrip he was entertaining for all the tourists because he kept saying don t step on that whenever there was a grave in the floor of which there were many and also it s okay mama it s not spooky whenever there were skulls of which there were many 8 13 13 me hi isaac ready to go home isaac i need my rock me oh did you have a good day isaac i don t play nobody hit me we had apples i washed my hands once i m going to eat your jacket me um why isaac it looks like broccoli me well geez thanks kid what do you have in your pockets empties pockets three rocks two snail shells a stick someone s hair tie someone s id someone s bike light a crumpled drawing of a fat face and all the sand me clepto isaac marianna gave it to me me i highly doubt your teacher gave you that stuff can i have a kiss isaac tomorrow 8 15 13 sometimes you are late and all your clothes are wrong because you are a woman and you change ten times and end up in the same outfit you started in and your five year old who has been standing by the door tapping his foot says that s t...