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stability issues irrational exuberance irrational exuberance popular tags newsletter rss about stability issues published on july 5 2007 fail 7 okay so today the owner of lukeblog pointed out that my page was throwing 500s like the founders of a company just irrational bought by google even though they were internally developing an identical product to shamelessly steal an idea from gruber after already soiling his markdown please meet the anthropomorphized localmem cache naive developer will has a fateful encounter with the localmem cache outside a popular club will localmem hey bro i have been looking for you we need to talk lm get in the queue i m threadsafe remember aside god this guy s a tool will oh sorry man i ll just wait over here in this line thats cool i didn t see the line lm get in the back of the line fifo do you know what fifo means will sorry sorry sorry i m in the back of the line time passes lm hey there sexy lady you can skip the line its cool come up to the front sexy lady you re so easy to setup localmem and my god you re so powerful and quick lm lets not get carried away babe even though its true all of it will woah wait a second what the fuck happened to fifo lm do you want me to kick you out of the queue will but you said there is no i mean i m sorry lm get in the back of the line you talk out of turn and you lose your place in line will but i ve been here for two ho sexy lady oh localmem lets go inside and have some fun sl and lm enter club together and several moments later two large men appear carrying lm before violently throwing him to the ground django developers localmem how many times have we told you not to come into our club you suck you don t belong here you re like memcached only you don t work you re like the database cache only you don t work you re like the file cache only you don t work do you see the fucking trend get the fuck out lm but i m so quick and easy to setup i make memcached look like a goddamn turtle out there dd except for when you crash mc is busy working the mike right now but we ll be sure to tell him what you said dd all of you people waiting what the hell is wrong with you this is the exit why the hell are you waiting to get in at the exit the line is over there where our boy dbc is working it dejectedly will walks over to stand in the queue where dbc is working dbc look here kids i am the database cache and i own this line some people call me slow some people even call me slower than an uncached line but they just don t appreciate the finer things in life like roses and cascading style sheets don t worry i ll take real good care of you by the time dbc allows will into the club mc memcached has exited the building and his server is crashing again hi folks i m will larson if you re looking to reach out to me here are ways i help books i wrote an elegant puzzle staff engineer the engineering executive s primer and crafting engineering strategy newsletter if you d like to get get updates subscribe for weekly emails or follow my rss feed popular building internal agents good engineering management is a fad moving from an orchestration heavy to leadership heavy management role eng org seniority mix model how to create software quality recent roadmap decisions rather than dates middle management roles are also a trap generated and suppressed demand make no assumptions revised rules of engineering leadership will larson 2026 tags newsletter rss about