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ow foreign dictator we never did vacation activity together uh did i say cnn her emails except when her emails get name of politician fired which again i made into a thing so technically i should get money anytime anybody gets fired where is sean last name made into catch phrase is he hiding in the location again last time we had to use the jaws of life to pull him out of other location the plural noun didn t think i d win they didn t think i d win boy were they wrong so wrong wrong but they mangled verb the noun of the people never verb the people unless you re congress we ve got a adjective congress by the way lots of adverb adjective plural noun in congress tell congress how much you love them tell them exclamation congress my daughter name of children s toy or saturday morning cartoon tremendous she s now high ranking position in charge of all plural noun and my son in law name of 1920s gangster a tremendous noun is now two high ranking positions and also two more high ranking positions and he s also going to grow all our food inside his body part he s got adjective ideas and he can get you a noun unlike these washington elites terrible people adjective people don t want me to do anything even though i got impossibly high number of standing plural noun that lasted very long period of time and was written about in fictional galaxy if you ve got 500k to spend give name of 1920s gangster a call or come visit us in name of building which we like to call the adjective place name it s an honor to be here at totally different place name this was the superlative adjective speech you ve ever heard and we will protect plural noun and build a noun around all the golf courses and make famous dead singer pay for it may god bless you and yours that s our new healthcare policy by the way thank you thank you thank you even though they re telling me you re sprawled on the floor and some of you are verb ending in ing in my heart which is the superlative adjective heart even name of any famous person living or dead says so i know you re all standing up for me and for this noun let s make america adjective again womanifesto february 8 2017 libbabray 250 comments congratulations you have woken the witch that lives deep inside me you have removed the slumber chains from the giant of old you have handed me a box of matches and no chaperone and a world made of lies and polyester congratulations you have barked up the wrong bitch proclaim it i have shucked off the good southern lady s cloak of the homecoming court the cheerleader the preacher s daughter hands gentled in her lap they tied it at my neck with a bow a gordian girl knot when i was young and bossy and sure footed for protection they said whose protection i wondered enough i have sent that shit out to the dry cleaners i will not pick it up they can sell it for a profit from a rack on the street from now on i m exposing the raw pink edges of my true skin to the sun some things can t be prettied up i used to be embarrassed by this side of me messy expansive unraveled by rage the barroom brawler holding out a broken bottle with a shaking hand blood jumping to a punk rock soundtrack in my soul eyes so alive they had to be narrowed to keep the light of all that truth from burning up the room these mornings when i wake i feel as if i have eaten a breakfast of gunpowder and a handful of stars the combination roiling anticipatory explosive my mouth ready to spew out a universe of fire and an ancestral memory of the silenced women who came before rotting in their shrouds long dead under the ground still angry no one seems to understand that rage has to go somewhere some girls cut some girls starve some fuck strangers tell themselves it s freedom not numbness some guzzle gin when no one s looking some girls swallow their rage down and vomit it back up with the penetration of a reprimanding finger stifling the voice an inside job the internalized reflexive police force body violating body forever and ever amen i have done all of those things starved cut boozed fucked and run i ve punished myself the way the world wants to see its women punished spoiler alert it s exhausting no you exhaust us no you are exhausting you and your bullshit you the senators and churches you the old men holding the law hostage to your whims blind justice nah that bitch sees fine puts the blindfold on herself now stockholm syndrome you know happens after a while shrug step repeat jazz hands they told me not to raise my voice so i learned to swallow all my sharp words they told me not to be disagreeable so i learned lipstick and smiling a catechism of femininity they told me i was shame so i learned to feel shame they told me not to curse yeah good luck with that motherfuckers oh beautiful for spacious goddamned skies for fuck off and bite my ass thundering across the parched grasslands of my tongue like middle finger mustangs who won t be tamed cursing was the first language of my anger the poison apple spit out not choked in a weaponized mouth and a sharp wit to establish a dmz you shall not pass that foul mouth has saved me from myself try to take it from me motherfucker i double goddamn dog dare you oh my anger needs room to roam i will spread my legs on the subway seat let it take up space i will turn up my coat collar and skulk the streets hands fisted in pockets knuckles turned towards the world ready oh it s on i will call up to my sisters at their windows yo leave the dishes in the sink and the pantyhose to drip from the towel bar leave your shame on the floor so they ll see it first when they come inside expecting you but finding you gone nothing but a slipped skin a warning to remind them that they were right to fear you all along then soft as a lover come out into the streets all you messy ones all you angry hurting had enough ones it s time come on out come out i have awakened to reclaim that girl the one refusing the cloak at her throat i am an angry woman with a voice and a foul mouth and a pen as cutting as the jagged teeth of a bottle that has been broken too hard against the bar and is now a weapon in a barroom brawl your move come at me motherfuckers an announcement from muffy higginbottom january 27 2017 libbabray 7 comments an announcement from muffy higginbottom president of delta sigma tau on the occasion of the women s march and the world just generally being a flaming poop fire dear sisters thank you for coming downstairs for this meeting on such short notice i appreciate y all taking time away from the things you ve been doing to cope like staying drunk listening to lemonade on repeat and instagramming pics of your soon to be outlawed iuds with moody filters and hashtags like youaintgettinnohandmaidstailfrommeanymore i get it i do like every time i pass by the election day cake ji won and margarita made with the top breaking through an edible glass ceiling and that sagging banner of a winking hrc drinking a celebratory colt 45 under a number 45 bitches banner i feel like crying then vomiting out a poisonous fire blood that would lay waste to the smirking patriarchy like a feminist cronenberg film but as they say yesterday is history tomorrow is a mystery but today is for marching in the streets like a crew of motherfucking bosses i think that s how that phrase goes i don t shop hallmark all that much tbh okay first let me drop a dollar in the delta sigma tau swear jar for the mf i just spewed just so you know i m gonna be real hardcore about the swear jar in the coming months let s face it these are xl sweary times sisters even my meemaw who is so baptist she calls dancing with the stars dancing with all the people earning a fast pass to hell dropped a real swear scorcher on inauguration day she s mostly recovered now although she s not welcome at my cousin s next baptism the point is if you let slip with a mouthful of swears that could strip the paint from the walls woman up and put your dollars in the jar we re gonna need that money to pay for our norwegian pap smears but this is not a wake sisters this is a call to action it s time to buck up and hit back like the true delta sigma tau resistance fighters we are y all i am so proud of the work many of our sisters are already doing like aisha where s aisha y all aisha is on birth control resistance work she figured out how to get into speaker ryan s p90x fan club bank account and transfer allll that money to planned parenthood we call it our affordable care hack our back room is currently stacked to the ceiling with boxes of contraception paid for by the speaker of the house we re gonna go pussy wilding tm handing out birth control pills like pez there s some postcards of armed uteruses in che guevara berets thanks lindsay and oksana which y all can send to speaker ryan en masse to thank him personally remember we are deltas and we have manners thank you notes are très importante so many snaps to our stem girls lakeisha vivian charlie and xy xx for our brand new panty line which we the shock and awesome first of all love the polka dots and lace combo so on fleek but these super modcloth worthy panties are actually imbued with a patented anti pussy grabbing grabbing technology it s part panty part taser if some overcomb pensating putin acolytes with the moral suck of an open spaceship airlock feel emboldened enough to grab a handful of your lady parts they ll receive 50 000 volts that ll make it hard for them to choke the monkey or i don t know sign offensive legislation for quite some time i understand that the smaller your hands the more it hurts it s almost valentine s day ladies these make darling gifts stock up now i have a feeling we ll need them and speaking of valentine s day how about some additional snaps for our filmmaking team esther haruka jennifer and jennifer ever since goddess ava duvernay decided she was so over this patriarchal racist bullshit we ve been nurturing a team of delta sigma tau filmmakers to storm the walls of the hollywood boys club i m pleased to announce that they ve just finished their first movie just in time for valentine s day called well actually it s a rom com in the style of love actually that follows the lives of several women told via simultaneously unfolding intersecting and intersectional plot lines in which oh none of that matters because each plot line is interrupted by a character called annoying dude in your timeline who pops up to tell the ladies what each of their stories is actually about every time he does we take a drink y all we are gonna be soooo drunk par taaayy anyway spoiler alert at the end all the ladies come together and wrap the annoying dude in a roll of notallmen duct tape and leave him in the desert while he complains that he s actually the victim of reverse sexism and the ladies respond well actually to a laugh track stolen from a chuck lorre sitcom as they drive away in a vintage cadillac that they absolutely positively do not drive off a cliff fin so stoked for our first screening and those 12 bottles of vodka there s also some amaaazeballs work from our delta sigma tau woc committee achutebe nahla preeti and tiffani who have compiled an anthology of resistance essays yeah we ve been doing this shit a long time where the fuck have you been yes hazel i know there s another dollar for the swear jar somebody s getting a pap smear in lillehammer tonight anyway all proceeds from the anthology will go toward writing workshops to empower the next generation and if you subscribe to the delta sigma tau woc podcast pissed off live and in color today you ll get a free baseball cap make america stop being such an asshole moving on our theater arts team is staging a 24 hour reading of lysistrata on the capitol steps there are sign up sheets in the back ladies let s do this now before our nea funding gets slashed like a couple of fornicating teenagers in an 80s horror movie if you have any musical talent and you d like to join a delta sigma tau women s march band please see sakura ashley and ashleigh at the back i think the band name they re going for is alt fact pussy and they ve written their first song your con ways it goes kellyanne kellyanne spin that shit from the capitol klan kiss the ass of the orange man wtf s your damage kellyanne kellyanne a note from sakura need a cowbell and a chainsaw okay that s a whole lotta dollars in the swear jar true fact ob gyns in norway warm the stirrups first it s practically heaven as you can see we ve set up a merch table with an array of homemade t shirts and every cent goes to funding candidates who will fight back against the erosion of our rights dear dear congress i am not fallopian with you my rights trump your wrongs there s an us in uterus motherfuckers snatch my rights i ll snatch your seat women for congress 2018 this beaver bites poon tang clan and of course the ever popular my lady business is none of yours dollar in the swear jar done okay on a heartrending note maria alison and yumei have started a go fund me page to see if we can get some necessary spinal implants for the house and senate democrats senator gillibrand has graciously offered to be a spinal donor we hope to raise enough money by 2018 in conclusion delta sigma tau sisters i know it s tough going i know we re all in shock and dodging flaming poop balls daily i know we re trying to come to grips with the idea that an oompa loompa hued sentient dsm v manual who seems to be following the script of a saw movie while signing literal death into legislation with a swipe of the pen clutched in his freakish baby hands has been unleashed on the country and as usual it s gonna be up to a bunch of pissed off women to keep democracy safe so we can go on making 73 cents to every man s dollar while fighting for the rights to own our own fucking bodies while having to listen to a host of congressional douche nozzles well actually ing at us 24 7 and yes sally i know that s another dollar by tomorrow i could probably fund a tour group to norway s finest gynecology clinics like a napa tour but without waking up wondering why you re wearing a wine not t shirt that s not yours but this is not the end this is the beginning they can t stop all of us i swear to angela davis they can t remember our motto clear eyes full hearts tasers on stun can t lose i fucking love y all for reals puts all the dollars in the jar xoxo your president and sister muffy being the song september 30 2016 libbabray 64 comments i ve been thinking a lot lately about why i write for months now i ve been wrestling with the demons of diviners 3 which yes still lacks a proper title it s a plot heavy book there are after all eight main characters plus a host of secondary characters whom i do not regard as secondary in the least but as vital components of the whole vast circus there are several mystery threads which must be teased out in satisfying fashion there are backstories and flashbacks and there are many elem...