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library for fun jokes and joy skip to main skip to sidebar home categories introduction message board about me fairy boat two gay homosexuals are standing on a bridge watching the ships pass by below one guy says to the other what kind of ship is that the other replies container ship ok what s that one over there oil tanker how about that one that s a ferry boat wow i knew we were strong but i never knew we had our own navy 1 megjegyzés címkék gay jokes elephant thing used to be a man who owned a bar out in the middle of nowhere not too many people came to the bar so he was trying to think of a good gimmick to get people to come it so happened he was watching t v at the time and the parade for the circus was on as the elephants went by he remembered reading somewhere that elephants don t laugh he went down to the circus and inquired about buying an elephant it just so happened that there was an elderly elephant bull that the circus was planning to retire after agreeing on a price the man bought the elephant back at the bar the man put a large jar on the bar with a sign reading make the elephant laugh 5 00 a shot win 5 000 well a lot of people thought they could make the elephant laugh and soon the jar was almost full then one night a man walked in and said to the bar owner i hear you will give any one who can make the elephant laugh 5 000 yeah he s out back after about five minutes tremendous deep thundering laughter could be heard coming from behind the bar every one in the bar raced back to see what was going on when they got there the elephant was laughing the man could not believe his eyes but a bet was a bet after all and he paid the stranger who had made the elephant laugh a few weeks later and the elephant was still laughing the bar owner could not stand it any more so he put a sign on the bar reading make the elephant cry 5 00 a shot win 5 000 again a lot of people tried and tried but they could not get the elephant to stop laughing finally the man who had gotten the elephant to laugh in the first place walked in upon seeing the sign he inquired if anybody had had any luck in stopping the elephant from laughing seeing as no one had he once more went back behind the bar to see the elephant in less than a minute a wail of grief cascaded over the bar all the patrons ran out to see what was up the elephant had huge tears running down its cheeks once again a bet was a bet and the bar owner paid the man before the man could leave the bar owner asked how he had gotten the elephant to laugh and then to cry easy said the man when i first went back there i told him my dick was bigger than his and now i just proved it 2 megjegyzés címkék gay jokes confessions in a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister the minister asked the janitor could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me i really have to go to the bathroom and the widow mcgee is coming she tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance so when she s done just give her 10 hail mary s and i ll be right back being the helpful sort the janitor agreed just as expected the widow mcgee came into the booth and started her confession oh father i fear i have done the unforgivable i have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex stunned the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation surely 10 hail mary s would not do so in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy son what does the minister give for oral sex in reply the altar boy said two snickers bars and a coke 1 megjegyzés címkék gay jokes coming out a gay homosexual after years of hiding it finally decides he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents he went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner he sat down at the kitchen table let out a big sigh and said mom i have something to tell you i m gay his mother made no reply or gave any response and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she d heard him when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly you re gay doesn t that mean you put other men s penises in your mouth the guy said nervously uh yeah mom that s right his mother went back to stirring the pot then suddenly whirled around whacked him over the head with her spoon and said don t you ever complain about my cooking again 1 megjegyzés címkék gay jokes blowing bubbles three ducks went into court the judge called the first one to the stand what is your name he asked quack the duck answered and why were you arrested the judge asked i was blowing bubbles he answered the judge didn t see anything wrong with that so he dismissed the duck and called up the next one what s your name he asked quack the duck answered why were you arrested the judge asked i was blowing bubbles the duck replied again the judge saw nothing offensive so he called up the next duck 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