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d tricollinstop regurgitated food for the old spiny dinosaur submissive behavior learned from the haplojenkinsonopteryx minimus as well as preening and grooming it in ways quite deplorable for god fearing modern zoologists to contemplate but pre dating the evolution of small mammals such as the naked mole rat heterocephalus glaber the social interactions of the rosings dinosaurs and the hunsford tar pit dinosaurs mimic naked mole rats in that the subservient tricollinstop covers himself in the old spiny dinosaur s urine and feces to keep from being eaten by the colony queen thus she is fooled into thinking the tricollinstop is some extension of herself this behavior continued until unlikely as it may seem the thick rumped tricollinstop was eventually singled out as a mate by a charlottedon domesticus subspecies desperatadephis known as the desperate wombed charlottedon all charlottedons like some females in the family bennetiadae produce only female offspring and so are shunned by the more virile and masculine of the various dinosaur families and genera we can only imagine the surprise of the tricollinstop to be stalked and eventually cornered by the desperate wombed charlottedon for charolottedons in general emit no pheromones and are without distinctive secondary sexual characteristics it would appear the thick rumped tricollinstop once initiated to the voracious sexual proclivities of the charlottedon avoided certain death from over exercise by promising a more comfortable nest amidst the tar pits for the always practical charlottedon and the likelihood of an even greater domicile after their future migration to the longbourn environs but for that eventuality to occur the tricollinstop had to avoid the amorous attentions of his mate and the challenges of being constantly under the eye of the old spiny dinosaur hot spring by scott hamlin on flickr https flic kr p 8pkk2v brachiosaurus from wikimedia http commons wikimedia org wiki file brachiosaurus_db jpg gastonia burgei http commons wikimedia org wiki file gastonia_burgei_dinosaur png anabisetia saldiviai copia http commons wikimedia org wiki file anabisetia_saldiviai_copia jpg previous jurassic austen dinos kc kahler hunkasaurs pemberlii kc kahler maternosaurus vulgaris beau north avaricium hypochondrius jessica evans siblioraptor wantonus kc kahler diplosororia dramatis kc kahler nauticolophus fidelum linda beutler dinosaurs of the rosings biome share this click to share on pinterest opens in new window click to share on twitter opens in new window click to share on facebook opens in new window click to email a link to a friend opens in new window like this like loading this entry was posted on june 13 2015 in linda s other writing and tagged jurrasicausten 7 comments primary dinosaur species of the rosings biome jun 12 primary dinosaur species of the rosings biome by linda beutler extract from saurdonteryx journal of very amateur paleontologists the verdant forests and steamy caves of the rosings biome were dominated by the queen bee of this eusocial animal community archeoechinodon debourghii var rigida common name old spiny dinosaur of firm opinions and intrusive manners this was a dinosaur who would not be gainsaid and no details of the of any lesser dinosaurs and evolving mammals were too small to escape her hawk like eyes and loudly voiced opinions on the most minute of topics this was a fearsome creature and many submissive species danced attendance upon her engaging in grooming preening and regurgitating activities most notably the thick rumped tricollinstops soon to be described in denizens of the hunsford tar pits beutler 2015 that the rosings community survived its queen is a testament to the ingenuity of the lesser creatures and the queen s attraction to shiny objects with which to adorn her thick hide and ostentatious lair distracting her was blessedly easy the mate of the old spiny dinosaur must have either been equally fearsome one assumes heavily clad with protective scales and likely deaf or a small darting creature able to at least initially take her unawares and again likely deaf the two built an elaborately ornate nest and the queen archeoechinodon rarely migrated from it unless sorely vexed once the queen was impregnated the mate was eaten the only offspring of the old spiny dinosaur was the pseudohypochondricasaurus sempernothos subspecies annei or more commonly anne s falsely ill and always wrong dinosaur this was a pale sickly creature often cross and as impatient with its inferiors as the colony queen although the colony queen did everything possible to attract the highest quality mate for her offspring the disinterested anne s falsely sick and always wrong dinosaur would as advertised feign some temporary but repugnant malady emitting copious projectile bodily effluvia which sent prospective males screaming for more fertile dinosaurs with light and pleasing figures and given to rolling in plants pre dating lavendula angustifolia lavender known in its earliest evolutionary stages to be a great aphrodisiac the tiniest dinosaur in the rosings biome was the haplojenkinsonopteryx minimus jenkinson s single dinosaur the only known specimen was always found in association with the pseudohypochondriacasaurus it was a flightless yet flighty creature given to eating the food of the anne s falsely sick and always wrong dinosaur and spitting it back half digested into the larger creature s mouth no fossil record exists for any male form of jenkinson s single dinosaur likely because the female would every few years molt its skin to reveal brighter colors before eating a male and turning black again within days of metabolizing its feast forest by vincent ferron on flickr https flic kr p ov6qgl brachiosaurus from wikimedia http commons wikimedia org wiki file brachiosaurus_db jpg compsognathus http commons wikimedia org wiki file compsoplumes jpg gastonia burgei http commons wikimedia org wiki file gastonia_burgei_dinosaur png share this click to share on pinterest opens in new window click to share on twitter opens in new window click to share on facebook opens in new window click to email a link to a friend opens in new window like this like loading this entry was posted on june 12 2015 in linda s other writing and tagged juarrasicausten jurrasic austen 12 comments the reel netherfield oct 17 a recent a happy assembly playground theme was ballroom missteps although flummoxed and uninspired at first as others posted their short stories and quickies i felt a little plot bunny begin nibbling my less than nimble toes while doing research in an annotated edition of pride prejudice the right what if took hold it seemed that when darcy asked elizabeth to dance a reel at netherfield he gave up early in the game when she expressed her distrust of his invitation what would have moved darcy to ask in the first place guilt perhaps so what would happen had he not taken no for an answer given that we are in the autumn season when darcy and the bingleys were in hertforshire let s celebrate the season with the reel netherfield by linda beutler a guilty conscience is a perilous thing especially in the breast of a gentleman who holds his behaviour to a high account if said gentleman discovers he has insulted a lady only to find upon more studied perusal that she has fine eyes charmingly brightened by physical exertion well what can the gentleman do but plot some method of apology fitzwilliam darcy was one such gentleman he did not wish to admit miss elizabeth bennet could have overheard his peevish remarks made to his hertfordshire host charles bingley the assembly they were attending was over heated the music grating and the company beneath what darcy preferred if he was honest and he liked to think he was calm reflection would have revealed the denizens of the market town of meryton were no different than the common folk of kympton or lambton the villages nearest his home estate in derbyshire the salient difference the material point as darcy liked to say was that for twenty miles in every direction of pemberley he knew everyone and they knew him in hertfordshire where he was acquainted only with the bingley family it was easy to imagine the society savage when they were merely unknown yet there he stood perspiring and thinking only to subdue his fear of being criticised behind a mask of hauteur when bingley offered to effect an introduction with miss elizabeth bennet darcy barely spared her a glance before deeming her merely tolerable and assumed aloud she had been slighted by other men else she would not have been seated awaiting a partner that there were not enough men present to make up couples with the many willing ladies was a not inconsequential detail he chose to overlook he loathed prevarication of any sort but was not above being childishly obtuse moments later musical laughter was aimed in his direction and seeing it burble forth from the lady he had scorned he assumed she was restating his untoward comments to the friend with whom she was standing she had heard damn it darcy you have opened yourself to ridicule his back stiffened and quite oddly upon observing the gentle swell of elizabeth bennet s hips in her simple gown another part not usually given to stiffening in public places was awakening i am absurd he wanted to dislike her but her light and pleasing figure generous in all the places a woman should be generous and trim for the rest prohibited disdain the lady found several more opportunities to laugh at him including when she did dance during a rather energetic display of her abilities with charles bingley they seemed to be having a rollicking good time of it but for one moment the lady said something causing bingley to go all over sheepish and glance at darcy accusingly darcy apprehended she admitted hearing his unkindness his selfish disdain for her feelings to bingley but the moment soon passed the lady spoke conspiratorially bingley laughed and they went skipping down the line with brows unclouded very soon darcy had the chance to observe miss elizabeth again at an evening party at lucas lodge she was more intriguing than at the assembly that she was given to eloquent and animated conversation proved magnetic darcy found himself following her around the room hoping to hear her next bon mot everyone noticed his attention to her most particularly the eldest daughter of the house miss charlotte lucas the very lady who had laughed with elizabeth at his imprudent remarks sir william lucas was not a man given to deep thinking and when the young people began dancing applied to darcy for his approval sir william did not know what to make of darcy s response every savage can dance forthwith as elizabeth passed by them sir william took up her hand and offered it to darcy bidding him behave as a savage with miss eliza her countenance hid nothing from darcy she was mortified turned pale and glanced down behind her her youngest sister was giggling raucously and capering wildly some rational portion of darcy s mind believed elizabeth intended to censor her sister when sir lucas intercepted her however it was not his rational mind that reacted to sir william s suggestion assuming a benign expression darcy asked her to dance his was a primal need to be forgiven by a pair of fine eyes she denied him absolution later that night darcy cursed himself for giving elizabeth the opportunity to look him in the eye with a refusal clearly meant to repay his insults she was explicit they were not to think she approached the dancers because she wanted to dance her face was stony offering nothing but rebuke darcy would not have reckoned she could deaden her lively eyes as she had any other lady in the world would have accepted his offer his conceit assured him but elizabeth bennet turned away to enter into a conversation with her father immediately regaining the lustre in her countenance darcy could only stare and be stared at he felt a cold shiver of danger ripple down his spine that could not be warmed by bingley s fine port what did warm him was the notion of dancing with miss elizabeth bennet in only a few days time darcy found himself living under the same roof as miss elizabeth bennet she had walked three miles in dirty weather to tend an ill sister without being always conscious of it darcy was pleased by their every encounter her manners were gracious and cheerful her wit was impertinent but informed her devotion to her sister s care was tender yet towards him she consistently attributed judgmental motives and an assumption that even here amongst friends he thought himself above his company his bewitchment worsened if she was in a room it took every effort to not gaze at her he veiled his admiration behind a grim visage his thoughts were more agreeably engaged he longed to join in her laughter she continued to laugh at him but she did not laugh with him darcy knew he was failing to improve in her regard and put it down to a lack of apology for his initial blunder he owed her a dance bingley assured the bennet family when they called that a ball would be forthcoming darcy did not like the idea of waiting until such an event was scheduled there must be a way to garner her clemency sooner their verbal sparing could not go on unchecked he knew it was motivated on her side by a distrust that challenged her to cross him although her polite method of address disarmed reproof bingley s sisters were accomplished at the pianoforte and the eldest mrs louisa hurst had a fine voice elizabeth bennet s singing conveyed more emotion whether for comedic or tragic effects she was the superior performer after a particularly trying conversation when even bingley entered a few well placed barbs into the proceedings at darcy s expense the exchange became much like a dispute bingley fled the room darcy requested music of the ladies to sooth his savaged breast he hoped to hear elizabeth bennet play and sing but she was outflanked by caroline bingley who played whilst mrs hurst sang elizabeth made a desultory perusal of the music on the instrument and darcy stared at her only looking away when she looked up at him with a slight frown when caroline began a spritely scotch air darcy could hardly believe his luck here was danceable music he approached miss elizabeth but again she would not have him assigning him nefarious motives for asking her to stand up with him she dared him to despise her she was unknowingly quite artlessly drawing him in he was powerless to save himself indeed i do not dare darcy said admitting more than he cared to he did not move away his hand was still extended please miss elizabeth i am certain i owe you a dance he looked into her eyes with great meaning she stepped around the pianoforte as if she might accept him yet did not take his hand but how are we to dance a reel for two sir there is no pattern allowing for anything less than two more couples darcy a...