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lookingbusy ceo simulator fake busy screen lookingbusy look busy at work in five seconds apex workspace 87 01 29 am 8 26 2026 apex board prep ️ inbox gmail 47 apex slack 12 q4 roadmap notion design system figma 3 calendar 1 sim aapl 184 42 0 00 msft 408 3 0 00 googl 142 91 0 00 nvda 1 124 15 0 00 meta 502 18 0 00 amzn 178 62 0 00 avgo 1 480 2 0 00 orcl 142 1 0 00 s p 5 230 45 0 00 ndx 16 380 0 00 dow 39 113 0 00 vix 14 60 0 00 aapl 184 42 0 00 msft 408 3 0 00 googl 142 91 0 00 nvda 1 124 15 0 00 meta 502 18 0 00 amzn 178 62 0 00 avgo 1 480 2 0 00 orcl 142 1 0 00 s p 5 230 45 0 00 ndx 16 380 0 00 dow 39 113 0 00 vix 14 60 0 00 news markets close mixed amid ai capex concerns fed signals patience on rate cuts hyperscalers pull forward 2026 capex layoffs continue across enterprise saas tech giants double down on agents in earnings calls anthropic raises another round investors describe fomo eu ai act enforcement begins companies say they were ready saas multiples bounce on agentic enterprise narrative series a median valuation drifts series b stable your birthday is worth 1 400 in free food and nobody is tracking it birthdaybananas com gpu constraints ease new constraints emerge cfos trim t e founders trim something else activist investor surfaces in series d trapped startup chip stocks volatile after export control speculation open source model leapfrogs closed peers on benchmark nobody trusts cloud spend retrenches spend on ai rebrands itself cybersecurity firm acquires another cybersecurity firm privacy regulator opens probe into general purpose ai m a pace returns to a number consultants are quoting study 94 of group chats have no idea where anyone lives groupdex app treasury yields stable explanations are not productivity tools market saturated also growing consumer fintech reverts to bank retains the brand public company narrates strategic alternatives late stage capital re emerges asks for new terms vertical saas posts record retention sales cycle doubles founder mode trends again managers issue clarification earnings beat guidance below stock unchanged devs disagree about productivity benchmark methodology your birthday is worth 1 400 in free food and nobody is tracking it birthdaybananas com open source project rugs its commercial sponsor or vice versa index funds again record net inflows for some reason procurement freeze enters its third quarter markets close mixed amid ai capex concerns fed signals patience on rate cuts hyperscalers pull forward 2026 capex layoffs continue across enterprise saas tech giants double down on agents in earnings calls anthropic raises another round investors describe fomo eu ai act enforcement begins companies say they were ready saas multiples bounce on agentic enterprise narrative series a median valuation drifts series b stable your birthday is worth 1 400 in free food and nobody is tracking it birthdaybananas com gpu constraints ease new constraints emerge cfos trim t e founders trim something else activist investor surfaces in series d trapped startup chip stocks volatile after export control speculation open source model leapfrogs closed peers on benchmark nobody trusts cloud spend retrenches spend on ai rebrands itself cybersecurity firm acquires another cybersecurity firm privacy regulator opens probe into general purpose ai m a pace returns to a number consultants are quoting study 94 of group chats have no idea where anyone lives groupdex app treasury yields stable explanations are not productivity tools market saturated also growing consumer fintech reverts to bank retains the brand public company narrates strategic alternatives late stage capital re emerges asks for new terms vertical saas posts record retention sales cycle doubles founder mode trends again managers issue clarification earnings beat guidance below stock unchanged devs disagree about productivity benchmark methodology your birthday is worth 1 400 in free food and nobody is tracking it birthdaybananas com 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