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smallest minority trying to grok view from the porch walls of the city weasel times and stoat intelligencer welcome to amy s world wis faest wordum wouter s blog xkcd other stuff hideaway knife i cared for someone who died 19 years ago posted by lissa on october 23 2019 this is a tale i heard from a patient s wife during my last hospital clinical it s a story as it was told to me and involves nothing regarding patient care but i m still going to change a few details to protect me from the hipaa folks says the lady would you believe that i died once yes nineteen years ago in 2000 i died i was in the hospital for an operation for my ovarian cancer they d put me on one of those patient med things patient controlled analgesic that s supposed to regulate how much morphine you get only the machine malfunctioned and i got 44 doses in two hours it was one of those regional very small county hospitals and i guess they didn t have their equipment set up right why am i still alive well luckily an employee of the hospital came in to look at me he was a very striking man which is why my husband remembers him very tall long blond hair very piercing eyes the same sky blue as his scrubs looked like a cover model you know well he came over and looked at me then he said to my husband wow your wife is sleeping very deeply then he left and my husband thought hmmmm yes she s sleeping but i can t hear her snoring janie always snores hmmm and came over to look at her more closely he saw that her lips were blue and her eyes were glazed and he went straight out to find a nurse the nurse he found dismissed his concerns with an airy yes i ll be there in a few minutes to which he barked no you re coming with me now he marched her to my bedside she hit the code blue button and they brought me back a few hours later when it was all over my husband asked the nursing manager if she could page the employee who had noticed my stupor in the first place the tall blond man with the bright blue eyes to which the nursing manager replied what you know the man wearing blue scrubs very tall very blond bright blue eyes he s the one who noticed that my wife was dead and i want to thank him can you please either page him or at least tell me his name and give me his number so i can call him to which the nursing manger replied sir there is no one who works in our little hospital who looks like that i don t know what you re talking about goose bumps rose up on my arms the lady looked me in the eyes believe in angels or karma or god or divine intervention or whatever you want to call it i died nineteen years ago but i m still alive god is so good fin posted in uncategorized tagged nursing school 1 comment on qualifying myself posted by lissa on april 4 2019 one of the interesting things i ve realized by going back to school is that how i think i am presenting myself is not the same as how i actually come across i grew up with classic middle child syndrome i ve always been an apple polisher trying to prove to my teachers what a smart girl i am it wasn t brown nosing for grades i never kissed up because i wanted them to give me an a rather than a a but rather brown nosing for approval look teacher i m working hard i m paying attention i ll bang your chalkboard erasers please like me i thought i d mostly grown out of it in the fifteen years since i graduated college but apparently it s a classroom default for me i have to really clamp down on my urge to be the first to have my hand up the first to answer the question the first to respond to open ended discussions etc etc as i said at the beginning here s the interesting part for me i m just now realizing that how i want to be received is not at all how i will be received i think that i m proving my worthiness to be in class i m proving my intelligence my willingness to pay attention and work hard and in return i hope to be recognized as a good girl smart girl but i m surrounded by children my lab partner is not quite 21 and grizzled veteran nurse professors no one cares whether i m a good girl and a smart girl no one thinks i have to suck up or prove that i m paying attention really i am instead they just think i m showing off that s a hard pill for me to swallow it s natural to every fiber of my being to try to qualify myself to my fellow students and especially to my professors but i m realizing that it probably irritates the shit out of everyone around me this week s goal keep my mouth shut at least half the time i d like to pop off with an answer i don t know if i m capable of that amount of self discipline but there s one way to find out _ ツ _ posted in me me me me 4 comments agonist vs antagonist lost opportunities for metaphor posted by lissa on march 25 2019 i am having such a hard time keeping my mouth shut right now my professor is giving us a pharmacodynamics lecture and explaining the difference between an agonist and an antagonist basically an agonist binds to a receptor and produces a response that mimics a natural body response an antagonist binds to a receptor and prevents that natural response from occuring both have an affinity for the receptor site but one acts the other prevents action a few slides before this my prof greatly amused herself and us by explaining the concept of intrinsic activity as follows so you know you meet someone and sometimes the hormones are just like ping that s like what a drug with intrinsic activity does when it binds to a receptor it s going to elicit an intense response so think when you and that person biiiiiiiiiiiind wink wink there could be fireworks or you know someone who doesn t have that ability to activate the receptor after binding womp womp not such an intense response too bad so sad maybe next time you should just netflix and chill what does this have to do with agonists and antagonists i am dying to explain antagonists as follows ever heard of a cockblocker the hot chick s friend who hangs out at her side all night and keeps sketchy guys from scoring that s an ...