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lucky cracker thursday december 20 2007 once twice three times a shoddy parent the spears didn t just do a bad job with britney undisputed car wreck of 2007 but they did an equally shoddy job with little sister jamie lynn at 16 jamie lynn is pregnant and clearly looking to slip down the same slope as her crazy sister mr spears is reportedly not happy about the news but he has no one to blame but himself one daughter veering off the rails is one thing but two that takes some seriously misjudged parenting which makes you wonder about britney and jamie lynn s brother what s he got in store labels britney spears jamie lynn spears posted by lucky at 9 04 am 53 comments wednesday october 17 2007 spanish affair i would never put woody allen in the same sentence as healthy romance but penelope cruz and javier bardem are forcing my hand both spanish actors appear in allen s new film still just titled summer project about a painter his ex girlfriend and some american tourists it seems that art has spilled over into real life as cruz and bardem are now dating this is good on two fronts firstly cruz finally proves that she s more than just a scientology puppet after all those years with alien dwarf tom cruise as for bardem at least he didn t go for the obvious hollywood choice scarlett johansson who also stars in the allen film labels javier bardem penelope cruz posted by lucky at 3 15 pm 10 comments sunday october 07 2007 third time stupid while britney spears patches things up with her mother and hopefully gets some decent advice for a change pamela anderson has picked up the stupid baton and she is running with it for all she s worth not content with marriages to two other idiots tommy lee and kid rock pammie has married rick salomon you know the guy who made a sex tape with paris hilton oh and was married to shannen doherty yeah he s real classy just the kind of guy you d want bringing up your kids pammie clearly thought the wedding was so important that she squeezed it in between the 7pm and 10pm performances of hans klok s magic show in vegas where she is his assistant and who knew there was someone called hans klok some people pop out from work for a wax but pammie had to take it to the next level the lunchtime wedding just like a wax it s quick and unlikely to last more than three weeks labels pamela anderson rick salomon sex tape posted by lucky at 5 57 pm 9 comments wednesday october 03 2007 hawaii sex o and it just keeps on getting worse fresh from handing the kids over to kfed under orders from a court britney is now facing another potential personal disaster never mind the driving licence hit and run incident some guy in hawaii is claiming he made a sex tape with britney this summer and he s going to make it public britney apparently met this guy at the bar of the four seasons hotel one evening in june after more than a few drinks and no doubt a few snorts in the rest room britney took the guy to her room before getting down to 25 minutes of disappointing sex the guy turned his camera on and captured his lacklustre performance for posterity and clearly for the huge amount of money he stands to make from either handing over the tape to britney or selling it to some unscrupulous internet company so far he s held back the tape because he s ashamed of his performance no doubt he was distracted by all dollar signs flashing in front of his eyes labels britney spears sex tape posted by lucky at 3 53 pm 5 comments tuesday october 02 2007 bye bye babies well the inevitable has happened britney is still on planet crazy fuck em all and has temporarily lost custody of her kids a judge ruled yesterday that the kids go to kfed as britney allegedly failed to take a random drug and alcohol test and she couldn t provide a california driver s licence though she hasn t failed a test the outlook is bleak the kids have gone albeit for now to the ex and there s a hit and run incident on police record despite the absence of a driving licence oh and a body guard who s happy to detail britney s drug alcohol and nudity habits for the world s press she s going back to court on wednesday but the chances of getting the kids back are slim if she can t be bothered to get a driving licence just how bothered can she be to look after her kids what kind of responsible adult is she if she s willing to drive under the influence with the kids in the car when getting to the shops is more important than your kids safety you have to question your priorities labels britney spears posted by lucky at 3 09 pm 2 comments thursday september 20 2007 bad week for bad britney and things just keep getting worse after her lawyer and management quit earlier this week britney was branded a habitual frequent and continuous user of controlled substances and alcohol by los angeles superior court judge scott gordon in her ongoing custody wrangle with kfed gordon ordered britney to have a random drug test twice a week as well as ruling that she and kfed were to be restrained from making derogatory remarks about the other party and the other party s family or significant other some chance but you can hope gordon also ordered spears to see a therapist at least once a week and hire a parenting coach in addition britney and kfed he have to sign up for a parenting without conflict programme now most people would see this list of orders as a wake up call especially with key staff quitting left right and centre but not britney oh no so where did she go after the court hearing out drinking winston s and hyde in los angeles that s where not only did she drink but she was seen gyrating on tables i m not sure the judge is going to see that as the behaviour of a committed mother it might prove to be the behaviour of a mother who needs to be committed labels britney spears posted by lucky at 10 59 am 3 comments tuesday september 18 2007 bye bye britney it s nice to see that britney s keeping busy as well as alienating her family friends and fans she s now lost her manager and lawyer laura wasser who was representing her in the ongoing custody battle with kfed nice work for one week her management company the firm were cryptic about their reasons for quitting but i think we can all read between the lines it saddens us to confirm media reports that we have terminated our professional relationship with britney spears said the firm in the statement we believe britney is enormously talented and has made a terrific record but current circumstances have prevented us from properly doing our job we wish britney the best i m sure i m not alone in thinking that the firm really wanted to say that britney has lost the plot can t be bothered to work is taking too many drugs and is about to lose her kids in a very public court case oh and getting banned from the exclusive chateau marmont hotel in la for walking around the corridors smearing food on her face not exactly the kind of client you want on your books and not exactly the virgin princess of old labels britney spears laura wasser management the firm posted by lucky at 8 48 am 11 comments previous posts once twice three times a shoddy parent spanish affair third time stupid hawaii sex o bye bye babies bad week for bad britney bye bye britney gimme no more broke up mountain gimme more archives february 2005 march 2005 april 2005 may 2005 june 2005 july 2005 august 2005 september 2005 october 2005 november 2005 december 2005 january 2006 february 2006 march 2006 april 2006 may 2006 june 2006 july 2006 august 2006 september 2006 october 2006 november 2006 december 2006 january 2007 february 2007 march 2007 april 2007 may 2007 june 2007 july 2007 august 2007 september 2007 october 2007 december 2007 links blogarama go fug yourself a list awful plastic surgery gawker postsecret feed the pony free web counter