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lucky pork lucky pork thursday may 21 2020 lucky day michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck well halleluja it s my lucky day at may 21 2020 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest sunday may 17 2020 bee s yay we got a bee hive oh michelle is allergic to bees at may 17 2020 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday march 15 2018 gravy train back in the day there was a type of dog food called chuck wagon made by purina in the commercial this tiny little chuck wagon comes screaming across the living room floor wakes up the family dog who jumps up and chases it back into the dog food bag what made this particular dog food so magical was that if you added water it makes a delicious gravy thus enhancing your dog s dining experience and creating a 5 star gourmet dinner ok so keep that little tidbit in mind michelle will commonly call me over when she s feeding the dogs and ask me to get banjo to eat banjo won t eat she ll say she just smells it and walks away so i ll get up from my comfy spot on the couch walk into the kitchen and take a look in banjo s bowl there s water in it its just soggy kibble i ll say but michelle disagrees with my assessment it s not water it s gravy this happens at least twice a week banjo won t eat i ll get up and look i ll tell michelle there s water in her bowl and she ll yell it s gravy no wonder that dog in the commercial tried to kill that chuck wagon driver he hated water in his kibble at march 15 2018 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday march 12 2018 bag it i hate self checkout i mean scanning the items is fun the little boop sound when you hit the bar code just right is strangely satisfying but its the pressure man its the pressure of the people behind you in line staring at the back of your head you and wishing you would speed it up and d oes it make me a terrible person if i admit that i really like it when they have somebody at the store bag my groceries i hate bagging my own i hate trying to double the bags it takes me forever i usually tear the bag in some way and i know the people in line are watching me judging my technique ooooh eggs on the bottom and do you really need double bags the last time i was at the store i picked a really long line just because it had a person bagging groceries it was my turn i smiled at the what is the correct term bag attendant right so i smiled at the bag attendant and asked for double bags and happily began the payment process a minute later i looked up and the bag attendant was gone the items were gleefully riding down the conveyor belt to get lovingly and precisely placed in a brown paper bag but there was no one there to meet them just a half full bag unattended i pretended to stall acting like it was nearly impossible to fit my credit card back in my wallet slowly excruciatingly slow like oj trying on that glove stall stall stall because maybe just maybe if i take long enough the elusive attendant will come back and finish the job but alas he never did it was left to me the one thing i stood in line an extra 10 minutes to avoid so yes i admit it if you bag my groceries i will love you forever at march 12 2018 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday march 09 2018 curling some of you lucky porkers might remember when i used soap on my arms as lotion i really can t see without my peepers so i go on shape and placement of products in the bathroom well things haven t changed much here s a conversation i had with michelle the other day me holding a tub of lotion and rubbing it on my arms michelle why are you using that on your arms me because my arms are dry duh michelle but it s a hair curling product me at march 09 2018 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday march 08 2018 i m not an uber driver now that lyft and uber are all over the place i live in fear of strangers getting into the back seat of my car at march 08 2018 no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest weight watchers michelle joined weight watchers i could stop there because that s a great punchline but i ll add this tidbit on her first day she had cookies and said i think today will be a cheat day at march 08 2018 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom lucky day michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck well halleluja it s my lucky day a rose by any other name ok so michelle has decided that she s tired of being michelle she wants to change her name to something a bit more uh you know lucky day michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck well halleluja it s my lucky day bee s yay we got a bee hive oh michelle is allergic to bees search this blog home report abuse about me pork 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