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news from webley the blog of madeline mann news from webley the blog of madeline mann thursday december 23 2010 how i got my nickname i suppose there isn t only one incident that earned me the name madman from my brothers they never did understand me or what made me do the things that they in their shallowness labeled insane i did occasionally bite them when we were little but plenty of kids are biters we all grow out of it when i was a teenager my brothers deemed my hormones a cause of madness though i d like to point out that they sketched nipples on every woman in their comic books until they were about eighteen and they never saw that as an oddity or a suggestion of hormonal imbalance granted i did my share of crying and screaming and slamming doors at the appropriately dramatic times but that too is normal is it not not mad not behavior that would get me locked in mr rochester s attic if you talk to gerhard which you shouldn t he will tell you that i once followed my science teacher home gerhard thought i was stalking him when in fact i simply wanted to see where he lived because he had often mentioned the beauty of his neighborhood i like to think this was the reporter in me emerging even at the age of sixteen but then my car stalled outside my science teacher s house not wanting to be seen i crouched down in the passenger footwell and called gerhard on my mother s cell phone begging him to come and get me and i was still there twenty minutes later when my brother peered through the window his face a study in disbelief i would have defended myself more thoroughly at the time except that my legs were entirely asleep and i lay in the back seat crying gently embarrassed and in pain naturally my older brother chose to interpret this whole affair what i call the mr bentley affair in the worst possible light if you talk to fritz he will tell you that i sing to myself or that i used to make paper dolls of people i knew and hang them up in my room fritz calls them voodoo dolls but no pins were involved my mother insists that this was an early blossoming of a highly creative mind and i m obliged to agree i have a highly creative mind not a mad one the fact is my brothers get upset because my job every now and then has a wee element of danger and they don t think that i can handle danger or anything very well and about that they are of course wrong sooner or later they ll come around but i can t worry about what fritz and gerhard think i m a grown woman i m a professional and i am most certainly not mad posted by maddy at 8 16 pm no comments labels madness as opposed to eccentricity wednesday august 25 2010 why i don t call my brother my little brother fritz is a colossal pain on his best day and i try to avoid any scenario in which i might have to depend on him for something fritz is twenty four by the way not seven but sometimes there s not that huge a distinction so i don t call fritz as a rule not unless i m asking him to come over and finish my leftovers today however i had to break my own rule because fritz had a friend that i needed to contact for a story i m writing about the declining duck population on lake ebbes in webley fritz s friend elaine worked for the epa and i wanted to get some info from her off the record so with much trepidation and clutching a stress ball that i could squeeze rhythmically while we talked i dialed fritz s number fritz hello me fritz it s madeline i need to get elaine porter s number from you fritz hey did you know that show you like is on this weekend me what show fritz the weird british one where everyone talks about flowers or something me i have no idea what you re talking about but i need fritz don t even pretend you don t know madman gerhard said you d want to tape it so i m telling you now me uh okay thanks anyway fritz burping yeah no problem we happened to run across the promo while flicking channels and naturally we couldn t get away from it fast enough me fritz you shouldn t drink beer before work don t you work today fritz i m not drinking beer i m drinking pop it s the carbonation that makes you burp not the actual hops or something but thanks for the tip mom me i m just telling you not to get fired for being drunk that doesn t make me mom fritz sure maternal one me fritz would you shut up and just give me elaine s phone number fritz what elaine who me do you ever listen to me fritz mildly do you give me reason to me rapidly squeezing the stress ball i need elaine porter s number so that i can call her about my duck article fritz sure riffling through his phone book that s some real hot news there madman me the environment is hot news fritz fritz yeah sure that s what i said okay here we go elaine porter he reads the number me great thanks i ll talk to you fritz hey what are you having for dinner tonight me i don t know i ll find something in the freezer and fritz do you have enough for four then your brothers could come over and clean up your leftovers which is their job me okay this wouldn t be leftovers my fridge is still nice and empty from your last visit but sure why not i m sure jack won t mind seeing you two yet again during the dinner hour which is the only chance we get to talk fritz great i ll bring some root beer i think i have a few cans left see you then old thing me sighing see you then fritz when i dialed elaine porter s number a few minutes later i got a not in service message which i took to mean not that elaine had skipped town but that fritz had read his own handwriting incorrectly his fours look like nines and his eights look like zeroes and i didn t have time to sort it out instead i contemplated what i could make for dinner that would be the most disgusting to fritz and this is why i don t call my brother posted by maddy at 12 42 pm no comments labels fritz mann home subscribe to posts atom blog archive 2010 2 december 1 how i got my nickname august 1 all contents copyright julia buckley 2007 site meter about me maddy i am an award winning reporter for the webley wire a weekly in the small town of webley illinois i have a boyfriend named jack two brothers named fritz and gerhard and two parents and they all tend to disapprove of my choices this is why i earned the nickname madman at a young age and somehow i ve never outgrown it view my complete profile awesome inc theme theme images by molotovcoketail powered by blogger