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above statement was made by hillary clinton 6 4 2007 4 d none of the above statement was made by hillary clinton 6 4 2007 5 d none of the above statement was made by hillary clinton 6 4 2007 6 d none of the above statement was made by hillary clinton 9 2 2005 be afraid be very afraid 10 comments aliens illegal immigration politics uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser these numbers make me sick october 26 2007 so often we get caught up in a debate over political semantics and end up ignoring the hard shell realities of what we re talking about according to mmigrationcounters com here are some of the realities that the flake gutierrez bill would airbrush out of the picture number of illegal aliens in the country 20 807 645 money wired to mexico city since january 2006 22 213 001 672 00 cost of social security services for illegal aliens since 1996 397 450 739 563 00 number of children of illegal aliens in public schools 3 958 789 cost of illegal aliens in k 12 since 1996 13 965 063 431 00 number of illegal aliens incarcerated 332 594 cost of incarcerations since 2001 1 398 127 429 00 number of illegal aliens fugitives 642 799 skilled jobs taken by illegal aliens 9 872 838 figures can trick your eyes take particular note that items 2 3 5 and 7 reflect billions not millions of dollars and that item 3 exceeds one third of a trillion dollars can you imagine how much it will cost taxpayers if we triple the number of illegals entering this country so what s in a billion the next time you hear a politician use the word billion in a casual manner think about whether you want the politicians spending your tax money a billion is a difficult number to comprehend but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases a a billion seconds ago it was 1959 b a billion minutes ago jesus was alive c a billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the stone age d a billion days ago no one walked on the earth on two feet e a billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes at the rate our government is spending it while this thought is still fresh in our brain let s take a look at new orleans it s amazing what you can learn with some simple division louisiana senator mary landrieu d is presently asking the congress for 250 billion to rebuild new orleans interesting number what does it mean a well if you are one of 484 674 residents of new orleans every man woman child you each get 516 528 00 b or if you have one of the 188 251 homes in new orleans your home gets 1 329 787 00 c or if you are a family of four your family gets 2 066 012 00 washington d c hello are all your calculators broken this is too true and these numbers don t lie and it s not funny 6 comments illegal immigration news politics uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser vacations are great october 22 2007 i have been on vacation for the past 3 weeks with rare opportunities to blog or check my e mail before this vacation i was addicted to my computer and thought i couldn t live without it after my vacation i realized it wasn t as important as i had previously thought i guess that s a good thing the 2nd best thing about my vacation was i didn t hear read or talk politics that alone was refreshing i was surrounded by good people with positive attitudes and no complaints it was like being in a fantasy world at least i know that family is more important than anything money can buy my sister s new home is almost finished it is beautiful and spacious it will be ready in time for her husband s arrival home from iraq a medic and to enjoy christmas i ve been invited to join them but i have decided to get my own place my ring is ready so i will be getting engaged very shortly life is great 2 comments uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser in a bad mood read this october 22 2007 the pope billy graham and oral roberts the pope billy graham and oral roberts were in a three way plane crash over the pacific ocean they all died and went to heaven together oh this is terrible exclaims st peter i know you guys think we summoned you here but this is just one of those coincidences that happen since we weren t expecting you your quarters just aren t ready we can t take you in and we can t send you back then he got an idea he picked up the phone lucifer this is st peter hey i got these three guys up here they re ours but we weren t expecting them and we gotta fix the place up for them i was hoping you could put them up for a while it ll only be a few of days what d ya say reluctantly the devil agreed however two days later st peter got a call pete this is lucifer hey you gotta come get these guys this pope fellow is forgiving everybody the graham guy is saving everybody and that roberts has raised enough money to buy air conditioning ________________________________________________________________________ one day god was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on so he called one of his angels to go to earth for a time when he returned he told god yes it is bad on earth 95 are misbehaving and only 5 are not god thought for a moment and said maybe i had better send down another angel to get a second opinion so god called another angel and sent him to earth for a time too when the angel returned he went to god and said yes it s true the earth is in decline 95 are misbehaving but 5 are being good god was not pleased so he decided to e mail the 5 who were good because he wanted to encourage them give them a little something to help them keep going do you know what the e mail said no okay just checking with you i didn t get one either 1 comment humor politics uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser polly is a prostitute october 1 2007 this lady approaches a priest and tells him father i have a problem i have these two talking female parrots but they only know how to say one thing what do they say the priest asked they only know how to say hi we are prostitutes do you want to have some fun that s terrible the priest exclaimed but i have a solution to your problem bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and i will put them with my two male talking parrots who i have taught to pray and read the bible my parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship thank you said the lady the next day the lady brings her female parrots to the priest s house the priest s two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage the lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say hi we are prostitutes do you want to have some fun one male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams frank put the bibles away our prayers have been answered 6 comments humor uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser he s a prick painter or pricasso for short september 29 2007 i found this short story on yahoo about a guy named tim patch who calls himself pricasso because he paints with his prick no lie his prick there are just too many visuals that are running through my head to write coherently so forgive me the article said he had painted many famous people including bush and the queen of england i wonder if they sat for their painting or he just painted them when he was horny at least we know he is bi sexual does he take cialis to get that 4 hour erection i wonder how long his paintbrush is how can anyone keep a straight face and watch him paint does he paint fast and hard or slow and easy or both what happens if the paint dries on his prick has he ever painted a self portrait of him painting did he enhance his paintbrush just a little if he paints a lot is he getting callouses on his paintbrush how does he paint eyelashes on faces with eyelashes being so fine is his paintbrush that tiny with all the movement required with painting what does he do when he reaches a climax or is that his signature i can t stop laughing so i will leave the rest of the remarks in the capable hands of my readers i m sure all of you can come up with some goodies 3 comments celebrities climax humor news painting president prick uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser i ve had it with has beens september 23 2007 what is the problem with celebrities why can t they just go away when it s over they all get their 15 minutes of fame while some get a half hour and the really lucky ones get a whole hour that should be enough for anyone but not for these old hollywood has beens they will do anything to get back in the limelight a prime example is sally fields aka the flying nun and the forgettable norma ray she exposed herself at the oscars as crass as someone wearing see thru cellophane clothing she forget her lines to her rant against the war oh please how many takes does it take for her to get out 2 or 3 lines without stumbling like an incoherent old drunk then to show what a classy lady she really isn t she had to use the blasphemous g d d n word in the one line she remembered as if god had anything to do with the war she hasn t made print for so long i thought she had died so now she is back in print but this time to no applause this time it is pity she is to be pitied for her gluttony for fame for her inappropriate behavior and her gutter mouth no matter how many plastic surgeries she has or how fat her bank account might be she is still pathetic fake looks idolizing self and worshipping money is a straight road to damnation have a nice trip sally old gal 10 comments behavior celebrities ladies news politics uncategorized war permalink posted by madmouser get out and stay out september 21 2007 the united nations has overstayed their welcome and it is time they left our country we should withdraw from the united nations kick them out of our country and start a legitimate organization for countries that truly want peace and will not use aggression unless it is in the form of self defense the united nations is a congregation of the biggest crooks and thieves in the entire world some of the most violent human rights abusers are in the united nations and equal to the united states when it comes to voting that is so absurd it should be criminal we gain nothing from being in the united nations especially compared to our costs we can establish new trade policies with like minded countries a true most favored nation status not the political status that is now in place no more diplomatic immunity when in our country you must abide by our rules and pay your fines no special parking privileges if you commit rape you go to prison no more visas issued to people like arafat when he was alive iran s little dictator needing heel lifts in his shoes and others of their ilk if our president wants to meet with them they can do it in a neutral country never shall they contaminate our soil ever again we need to fumigate our country and rid it once and for all of the stench of the united nations if someone would organize a march against the united nations i would join that march in a heartbeat we should chase them to the nearest airports and make sure they get aboard my sign would say get out and stay out 4 comments america politics president uncategorized united nations permalink posted by madmouser who is the blackest september 20 2007 sometimes you just need to get away from it all i ve been on vacation and enjoyed every minute that i spent relaxing gift shopping boating swimming and most of all spending time in the sun i am a sun bunny at heart i didn t waste one minute thinking or talking about politics presidential candidates health care or immigration i felt clean and pure happy and happier i think i will make this a regular habit what did i find upon my return hillary is running away with the democratic campaign and the msm is keeping the chinese money as low key as possible so not to derail her train we have suffered through the chinese connection with bill can t we please have one election without the chop suey menu served up with misfortune cookies obama is fading as fast as a sprinter in a long distance race he is destined to be the vice in charge of keeping all the blacks on the democratic farm as slaves to the party i must say that blacks are the most loyal people in america they have voted 90 plus for democrats for as long as an elephant s memory the democrats had control of government for over 40 years yet they did not fix the black problem like promised they did not rid the cities of ghettos and replace them with decent housing help blacks get jobs to elevate their status the blacks have only progressed with the help of republicans funny you would think they would vote republican but no their war cry is against republicans this is very strange behavior i wonder what it feels like to be taken for granted do the blacks realize democrats think they are stupid and greedy i say that because the democrats tell the blacks the same thing every election year and make promises they do not keep yet the blacks cannot wait to vote for them the democrats throw them a 10 a month increase in their welfare payments to shut them up to hell with education and dignity let them wallow in the depraved atmosphere of rap hip hop and drugs if that is what they want we will not stop them so say the democrats this is america and they have the right to be second class citizens who appointed the most blacks to high positions in the government such as the cabinet members and heads of departments not the first black president bill clinton no it was that dastardly dan of presidents george w bush i find that rather amazing the blacks must now choose between the pasty white woman who fakes a black accent when she is speaking to blacks in the south versus a real black man who isn t black enough what to do what to do this is going to be a tylenol moment if there ever was one 1 comment democrats hillary politics politics democrats republicans president uncategorized permalink posted by madmouser what say now democrats september 4 2007 the year is 1907 one hundred years ago read print under picture theodore roosevelt s ideas on immigrants and being an american in 1907 in the first place we should insist that if the immigrant who comes here in good faith becomes an american and assimilates himself to us he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed or birthplace or origin but this is predicated upon the person s becoming in every facet an american and nothing but an american there can be no divided allegiance here any man who says he is an american but something else also isn t an american at all we have room for but one flag the american flag we have room for but one language here and that is the english language and we have room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the american people theodore roosevelt 1907 18 comments democr...