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welcome to our world skip to main skip to sidebar welcome to our world hi all of you nosey people this is just a glimpse into the wonderful life we live mostly i share the odd and strange things because let s be honest that is what you really want to know sunday april 7 2013 food obsessions i am sitting here reading facebook and it is full of recipes i don t know if this is a new phenomenon or i m just paying more attention lately i see these pictures of food pictures that i could never produce from the things i cook pictures that remind me how lame of a cook i am and i click on the ingredients and quickly veto them we are a home with food allergies after i did this about 3 times today i couldn t help but wonder one day when my kids have moved out will i cook these foods will my brain ever get over the veto i read labels and recipes and i veto maybe these allergies were god s way of letting me off the hook for my lack of skills in the kitchen or maybe his way of forcing me into it posted by christa at 7 24 pm 3 comments friday february 6 2009 we have a mulching mower not a dog so about 5 years ago i gave in and agreed to be a dog owner now i must say that i have always been a dog lover but a small dog lover when i was about 3 a st bernard came into our back yard knocked me out of my swing and laid on top of me my parents found me and shooed the dog but i have been scared of large dogs since then taylor grew up with a golden retreiver and hates small dogs his dream since college when he started duck hunting was to train a hunting dog i gave in and we got maggie water tower hunter named her and he was 3 and she was the cutest little 4 pound dog in the world for about a week now i will say that taylor did an amazing job training her i am so proud of him but this is not a dog i fully believe she is a goat or something when she was only a few months old she ate the gutter off of our house she ate the screens off of our house she has eaten every toy that has come into our back yard she ate balloons she ate shoes she ate the door frame she ate the swing set she dug craters all over our yard you get the point so now we are in a new to us house and i am determined that our yard will be pretty not a mine field so taylor is pretending that he will wash the dog every week and vacuume all the time so that his baby can be in the house well this dog is on crack and can t be still so she is licking herself non stop and it s driving me nuts so i bought her this rubber chew toy that said proven to withstand the toughest chewers it was a pile of rubber bits within hours today i tried again and bought this nasty real bone and it was over 6 inches long and huge well i bought it at 3 and it s gone now she is over there licking herself again i think i am going to puke is there such a thing as an indestructible dog toy posted by christa at 2 25 pm 1 comment tuesday september 16 2008 ohh it s the grossest thing ever so saturday was a really boring day we just hung out and did nothing really all day after watching tina fey do the most amazing sarah palin impression ever we retired to bed i snuggled into my bed and rolled over to cuddle my lovely husband and that s when it happened i must say this is the greatest violation of my entire marraige and the sole result of taylors laziness i was gouged by his disgustingly long toenails seriously there is a cut on my toe i yelled at him held vomit back and tried unsuccessfully to beat him my super lazy spouse barely apologized and just rolled over and went to sleep i was afraid to go to sleep or move all night i was seriously traumatized then to make matters worse he waited 2 more days to clip them i had to sleep in socks to protect myself i tried to take a picture of the offensive toes but taylor outweighs me by about 90 lbs and i didn t stand a chance in our wresteling match for the camera just know i might have to go to counseling over this there is something to be said for the metrosexual posted by christa at 11 56 am 4 comments tuesday august 26 2008 i might be debbie downer so since i spoke with or saw you last and this applies to everyone because i am in the land of the loner right now here is what has changed 1 we moved to highland village 2 i quit teaching pre school 3 cooper had an esophogeal biopsy no i can t spell these things i am okay with that 4 cooper got diagnosed with eosinophilic esophagitis which is a disease that has only exisisted for 10 years and how to treat it is a total crap shoot the doctors don t know 5 coop had 2 allergy tests and he s allergic to so much food and we are implenting this into our home this means that we can t eat out anywhere and i have to cook everything from scratch ps i hate cooking and i suck at it 6 we enrolled hunter into a new school which is half home school half school school so i am half teaching 7 the first time i took a bath which i love love love the tub in the master upstairs drained into the dining room downstairs 8 my dog learned to jump our fence and she s not fixed soooo it s only a matter of time it has been a crazy summer to say the least and i am just ready for it to end god give me normalcy and simplicity ps all of this chaos started after my memaw told me she was going to pray for me to get patience i don t think we are speaking any more posted by christa at 2 07 pm 8 comments sunday july 20 2008 ah a bright spot so as many of you know cooper thinks he is actually batman he will tell me that he isn t getting married or having kids because he is batman and batman is not married and doesn t have kids last night we were hanging out at my parents house and i was telling my aunt and cousin about how coop is batman so i said cooper are you getting married he said nu uh i said are you going to be a daddy when you grow up he said no so i asked why not knowing he would say because i am batman coop sits up and says because hunter kicked me in the nuts we were all laughing at this hilarious response it was priceless when we got in the car taylor looked at me and said last week i tried to explain to the boys why we don t hit or kick in the crotch it was too funny i guess coop thinks he got kicked too hard posted by christa at 9 27 am 5 comments friday july 18 2008 well it is getting better if you care so in case my chaos is overwhelming i apologize it seems that we finally sold our house barring some finance disaster the people diceded that they want it and they want us out in less than a month that is awesome except that we don t have another house to go to scary right so my poor mom is our realtor and she showed us no lie over 30 houses in 2 days we found one that is as close to perfect as we can get and made an offer so it seems we will be closing 2 houses in one day and moving in less than 2 weeks it has been really stressful and for those of you that have been a shoulder to cry on and an ear to listen thank you so much i promise to not be as crazy in a few weeks maybe and keep praying for the other 3 stressors in our lives hopefully god will be as helpful in those situations as he was in this one so we are super excited and super nervous yeah posted by christa at 8 25 pm 2 comments monday july 14 2008 please pray for me hey we have had an insane summer and i um under a lot of stress please just pray for me for clarity peace and the audible voice of god in about 4 areas of my life that are all happening in the next few short weeks thanks posted by christa at 7 54 am 3 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom name dropping the lankford crew lancasters crew crazy mays lollie pop ava the heads angie thurmonds patterson s molly chilton s smith s chavon o licious 3rd runner up campbells them chandlers village richardsons blog archive 2013 1 april 1 food obsessions 2009 1 february 1 2008 18 september 1 august 1 july 4 june 2 may 1 april 1 march 1 february 4 january 3 2007 22 october 2 august 7 july 3 june 2 may 3 april 4 march 1 about me christa view my 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