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loved being in the most out and about in wand woods under a twinkling lid savouring the feeling of being at one with the trees and creatures the land and all the hidden majick feeling both connected yet also strangely distant from this most shindinculous place ayaani as dripples often do had already started gently snoring in his hood her short arms wrapped around his neck nifferduggling soundly to the rhythm of his soft pid padding all it seemed to matlock was peffa perfect and barring the fact that ursula had suddenly had to leave he felt saztaculously content with the world knowing that it had almost been a year to the sun turn since he d trod this very pathway as he d begun his journey to complete the first task to becoming most majelicus the solving of the ancient riddle of trefflepugga path which even he was forced to griffle wasn t nearly as easy as he d thought it would be indeed there were twizzly times along the way that he almost preferred to forget and yet in solving the task the way he had done he d met ursula brifthaven stoltz proftulous had become most majelicus his dripple had learned to griffle and he d even come by the way of a most majelicus hawthorn wand and if all that seemed peffa lucky then perhaps that was because matlock had always appreciated the simple things in his life making him feel peffa lucky maybe the most peffa lucky majickal hare in the histories of all the majickal dales he was just in the middle of deciding what herbs and spices he would add to his niff soup the following morn up when his thoughts were rudely interrupted by a familiar voice urgently calling out his name in somewhat of a twizzly panic through the quiet of the crumlush moonlit woodland serraptomus matlock griffled as a short rather rotund and wheezing krate dressed in a tattered tweed suit pulled up breathlessly in front of them what in balfastulous name is the matter serraptomus held up a paw doubled over and fighting for breath as a krate whose duties are normally officious serraptomus was hardly used to running at all and those vilish pid pads he d taken seemed to have knocked the very breath out of his officious body is he stroffing proftulous asked pointing at the coughing krate i hope he not be because even though he can be peffa officious and bossy he can still sometimes be making crumlush things from wood which was true serraptomus winchett dale s most officious krate had also proved himself to be a competent whittler and carver over the previous year though for just how much longer matlock wondered as he helped straighten serraptomus and rubbed his back to stop him coughing he had no idea certainly it didn t seem that exercise was doing him any good at all i don t think all this rushing around suits you matlock griffled straightening his tweed jacket perhaps better to stick to your whittling and carving from now on serraptomus nodded taking a huge breath normally i would he finally griffled trying his briftest to adopt the officious tone favourited by all krates of the dales but this matlock is something of a peffa emergency emergency serraptomus nodded finally being able to take regular breaths the snoffibs have arrived matlock simply stared back unable to spot even the oidiest beginnings of any emergency in any of serraptomus griffles snoffibs serraptomus nodded vilishly a short stubby paw pointing urgently back up the path and they re at the inn already matlock three of them the peffa cleverest snoffibs i ve ever seen all peffa eager and ready for the question even up to begin their heads be all full of grillions of answers matlock grillions and grillions of them but i ve never even heard of snoffibs matlock griffled rather confused me neither proftulous griffled never be hearing anything about no snoffibs ever and i ve lump thumped around a fair few dales in my time believe me i has serraptomus officious jaw dropped you ve never heard of snoffibs he vilishly scratched at an itch on the back of his krate s head but everybody s heard of snoffibs clearly not matlock griffled if we don t know what they are disturbed from her hooded slumbers ayaani stretched and yawned snoffibs she griffled are griffled to be the peffa cleverest creatures in all the dales they spend all their time in snoffib dale learning answers to grillions and grillions of questions and if they re going to be at the inn tonight i suggest we all pid pad back to the cottage for a brew because there really won t be the oidiest point in trying to beat them yet again it ll all go peffa peffa glubstool and everyone will be chickling at us matlock narrowed his eyes how do you know all that ayaani shrugged i know lots of things you ve just never think to ask me that s all because you ve only just learned how to griffle matlock sighed which was also true for traditionally and according to majickal dalelore dripples are silent creatures born mute whose main duty is to be a noiseless familiar for majickal hares tending to their needs for niff soup and endless supplies of trupplejuice and brottle leaf brews whilst also tidying their cottages and potionaries allowing their majickal hare masters to go about their business of being saztaculous and majickal without ever really worrying too much about chores food or any other such matters and while some may think that this represents something of a thankless life for dripples it s worth remembering that for whatever bizarre and peffa strange reasons they may be dripples do in fact choose this life for themselves born to it it seems from the very fist blinksnap they open their eyes as drip kittens as if somehow already knowing that one distant sun turn they will be able to choose their majickal hare master to work for and begin their peffa important dripple duties furthermore another crucial connection between majickal hares and dripples concerns their life together each are born on the very same sun turn and will finally pass into oramus eternal care together on the very same sun turn also bonded in life and subsequently in all things in the majickal hereafter for all eternities as such ayaani born on the same sun turn as matlock chose to spend the rest of her years with matlock faithfully serving as his dripple familiar and had done so willingly and as dalelore strictly dictates without ever griffling a single griffle but no longer in undertaking to solve the riddle of treffelpugga path and for reasons matlock himself couldn t even begin to fathom ayaani had begun to griffle only the second ever dripple from all the dales to ever have been known to make even the oidiest noise whatosever well she griffled yawning and hugging his neck how much longer are we going to stand around here for let s pid pad back to the cottage there s no point in going to any sort of question even up if snoffibs are going to be there serraptomus waved his short stubby paw absolutely not i forbid it winchett dale needs your services more than ever before matlock you must go to the inn and beat the snoffibs or else our beloved dale will be the chickling stock of all the dales but it already is proftulous proudly griffled every dale creature knows winchett dale be the most peffa glopped and clottabussed of all the dales but don t you see serraptomous insisted if we can win the competition then our good and crumlush dale will no longer be something to chickle at and with you three as a team we simply have to win after all who else has a majickal hare a griffling dripple and a clottabussed dworp on their team proftulous shook his yechus head aha but i not just simply be clottabussed serraptomus he griffled i also be most maj matlcock vilishly silenced him with a bliff in the ribs and a long hard stare you re also what serraptomous pressed he s also most pleased at the thought of eating all the tweazle sandwiches matlock vilishly griffled shooting proftulous another look serraptomous considered this in his most officious mind for a snutch of moments before seeming satisfied of tweazle sandwiches there will be a ganticus supply indeed good dworp enough even i suspect even for you proftulous broke into a yechus smile at the news then i be griffling that as far as my name be proftulous and i be named after the oldest star high in the twinkling lid that i be willing to be taking on that challenge serraptomous i don t be knowing if there are enough tweazle sandwiches in all the dales for me not to be eating em all up i be peffa hungry i really do he turned to matlock what you be thinking of it all matlock how bout we all be pid padding and lump thumping to the inn and you and ayaani do all the clever answering of the questions while i be filling my crimple with tweazles matlock took a deep hare s breath before much to ayaani s disappointment and proftulous excrimbly joy finally agreeing all four creatures then vilishly making their way out through wand wood over the wooden walkway of grifflop marshes across the river winchett and finally down into the crowded village of winchett dale itself normally at this time of the even up most creatures would be getting ready for nifferduggles but on the even up in question ironically perhaps the question even up the whole village was still awake and peffa excrimbly already eagerly crowded around the entrance to the inn leaning through the open windows peffa keen to see and hear just what was going on inside then when a lone tilted graggle spotted matlock and the others making their way into the square a ganticus round of pawplause broke out with everyone beginning to chant matlock s name reaching out to eagerly shake his paw and playfully bliffing him on the back as he made his way inside there to be shown to a specially reserved table inside the packed inn landlord slivert jutt vilishly delivered a fregle of guzzworts and a ganticus plate of tweazle sandwiches to the table as serraptomus officiously appealed for calm before loudly clearing his throat in what was most probably a totally unnecessary manner good creatures of winchett dale he griffled and all our many esteemed visitors who have travelled far and peffa wide from other dales i bid you all a most shindinculous and fuzzcheck welcome to our humble inn for this saztaculous question even up i got s meself a question a short legged trullip asked from the back you be getting fatter serraptomus or is it that your clothes be getting smaller serraptomous ignored the chickling still trying his briftest to be officious going on to welcome and announce the visiting teams which as far as matlock could make out occupied most of the other tables in the inn some clearly simply there for the guzzworts others taking the competition a good deal more seriously than the rest and some simply looking peffa confused at the whole thing even at this early stage many dales were represented a saztaculously dressed team from alfisc dale an oidy team of cloff beetles from scrittles dale a team of bearded hicklegoats from svaeg dale being just some of the creatures matlock could recognise which ones are the snoffibs he griffled to ayaani as she sat in his lap sipping at his guzzwort she looked around the tables taking her time before finally pointing to the three strange creatures each with four eyes and the oidiest noses and mouths sat directly next to them them she griffled pointing they be snoffibs proftulous paused his mouth full of tweazle sandwiches then immediately turned to the creatures offering a greasy and glopped up paw even up snoffib folk he cheerfully griffled as a glopp of drool ran from his yechus chin we be the winchett dale team and we s going to be right beating you the snoffib pulled a disgusted face flinching and refusing to shake proftulous paw its lizard s skin flushing an alarming deep red for just a blinksnap well not me really proftulous added for good measure cramming another sandwich in i just be here for the food my briftest friend matlock will be the one beating you cause he be a majickal hare who is simply the briftest majickal there ever is matlock felt he should at least wave at politely as he could at the peculiar looking trio even up he griffled please ignore my friend he can get things an oidy bit clottabussed at times the snoffib rearranged his chair so the back of his large grey head faced them clearly having no wish to griffle with such lowly creatures and now serraptomus proudly announced having introduced all the other teams tis my most honourable pleasure to finally introduce to you all get on with it someone called out from the back the team from winchett dale matlock his dripple thing and proftulous landlord sliver jutt pid padded over whispgriffling in serraptomus ear for a snutch of moments as everyone waited but as it s just been pointed out to me by good mr jutt keeper of this most fine hostelry please get on with it the voice from the back called out serraptomus cleared his throat that because most of us here already be knowing who matlock his dripple thing and proftulous are they not really be needing an introduction proftulous quickly raised an eager paw s true serraptomous all we be needing is more of slivert s slurpilicious tweazle sandwiches the snoffibs turned to matlock becoming rapidly russisculoffed with delays to the proceedings their skin now flushing pulsing greens and reds can you possibly shut that dworp thing of yours up hare i find the briftest way is to simply let him eat matlock griffled the more he eats the less he griffles the snoffibs all pulled a face as slivert jutt replenished proftulous plate with another ganticus pile of tweazle sandwiches before making his way back to the middle of the crowded inn and calling for silence savouring the moment as all eyes fell upon him right he griffled are we all being ready for the questions yes proftulous loudly griffled filling his paws with food is the right answer jutt griffled as a ganticus cheer filled the inn ringing right out to the village square the first pointy thing will be awarded to winchett dale well done proftulous you got s enough sandwiches over there proftulous looked at the plate no is another right answer you s never be having enough tweazles to eat winchett dale now has another pointy thing which makes two points proftulous corrected him even i be knowing that much slivert another pointy thing to winchet dale jutt roared as once again the whole inn shook with ganticus cheers and pawplause the excrimbly creatures crammed at the window eagerly passing the saztaculous news back to the waiting crowd outside though i don t quite be knowing how many pointy things that be making the nearest snoffib stood outrage in all four eyes the whole of his head shaking flushing the deepest reds and purples this this is peffa outrageous i ve never known anything as glopped up as this silence gradually fell over the inn as everyone awkwardly looked at the peffa russisculoffed snoffib landlord how can you possibly even begin to griffle that this is any ...