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dinner together at home for a few days one of the days he asked me to make it he said sweetly mom you can make corn on the cob really fast can t you for your best buddy the sad thing is that after i made the corn on the cob i realized that hank couldn t eat it because of his recently fixed front tooth jack couldn t eat it because he s missing his front teeth and jane said it hurt her teeth so i ended up cutting it all off the cob any way i was telling hank how much i loved him and our family more than anything else in the world he said he loved his family too and that thing we eat with the beans that came out of nowhere plus he doesn t speak super clearly so it took several minutes to figure out he meant chili we haven t had it in months and i didn t even know he liked it that much but apparently it ranks up there with his family so about a week later i asked the fam what i should make for dinner that day and hank yelled what s that thing with the beans so we had chili and hank was thrilled we had a package at our door and hank brought it in he said excitedly at first i hope it s a real live dog but i guess it s not because it s not going woof woof one night hank explained when you die only your head goes to heaven and you can roooollll like bb8 hank learned how to add beginning s sounds on s blend words the problem is that he s been overgeneralizing so we get a lot of i want spasta hank heard a police car siren and said it s the police they ll think we are robbers in human costumes hank also reasoned with matt if it s bath day and you don t give me a bath the polices don t know i announced to the kids that i was going to make cookies and they were pretty excited hank ran into the kitchen wanting to help i started getting out the ingredients but then realized we didn t have any sugar i got out the step ladder and told the kids to cross their fingers i d find sugar on the top shelf hank was working very hard at it and then asked how do you cross your fingers matt and hank were reading a book and in the book people sat on a mat hank said that s a mat and matt is a human and then he started cracking up hank was trying to play but his hair was in the way matt offered to put a hat on him hank said well i want a man bun matt said i m just not good at man buns hank said to matt jane and jack you guys are smart i m not smart i don t even know spanish hank said dad i am scared in the kitchen and the family room matt said yeah hank said yeah i am scared something will eat that is not even real matt was driving and hank told matt to go faster matt asked if he wanted him to go so fast that they d crash hank said yes after a minute hank said dad that was really fast did you crash hank said dad only my yegs legs and dis pointing to his chest think captain phasma is a bad fighter but my brain thinks captain phasma is a good fighter is that weird one day hank told matt dad i don t want to be a superhero i just want to be a kid matt or i lay on the floor next to hank s and jack s bunk beds each night until they fall asleep we usually just play on our phones i always know it s time to go when i hear a little thud from a toy dropping onto the floor after falling from hank s now asleep hand for months i ve been wearing glasses as i didn t get new contacts after my last eye appointment pete does not like to see me without them if i take them off he gets very uncomfortable and whiney and won t quite look at me until i put them back on pete calls grover blue elmo or as pete says it byoo melmo when we go into pete s room to get him from his crib and turn on the light he screams eyes eyes he likes to let his eyes adjust slowly pete has a bad habit of w sitting and working with children with special needs i am familiar with the potential concerns of it affecting the muscular development and motor skill development i usually try to get him in a new position if he s w sitting but he s become so familiar with it that now i only have to say pete don t w sit and he ll sit in a better position one day he was sitting normally and i patted his back he said to himself w sit and still changed positions jack often talks about how he doesn t know what he wants to be when he grows up he seems to be quite concerned about it despite my efforts to explain most people don t decide until they are much much older i wrote about how he was considering something with plants because of doing those things with matt then when i went out with jack on a little date we talked about what i do at work i told him about how i help kids learn how to talk if they haven t learned it yet and gave an example of one client who has learned to communicate with an ipad he thought that was pretty cool and then said what if i do what you do when i grown up sometimes the kids find some of my work toys too which has given jack the impression that it must be a fun job because who wouldn t want to play with light up balls and balloons all day jack got a bad cold a couple months ago he carried around a roll of toilet paper and a plastic sack everywhere he went and he was very pleased with his set up he also loved throwing his full sacks out in the big trashcan outside he likes to pick up and throw stuff away especially when he is getting paid with marbles have i talked about our marble system where the kids earn marbles and turn them in for toys and stuff anyway he helped me clean out the cars one day he was pretty excited to be earning marbles he told me this is like my job jack turned 7 on june 12 he got to have a pool party at sharon s he loved it what he wanted most from us was star wars monopoly and plants he got both hank with his man bun that his aunts helped him with jane s still life drawing from her class jack at his end of year dance festival 1 comment may 9 2016 mother s day wow what a week it has been monday i was looking forward to finishing one last final exam and then having two weeks off of school i still had to work of course but matt and i were hoping he could get the swamp cooler installed and the floor joist put in so we could get going on the front two rooms we were also hoping to go out for our anniversary and to take the family to the tulip festival but monday evening when i was taking a timed final exam i got a call from matt i could tell something was wrong but he just kept asking when i was going to be done he told me that he had run over his foot with the lawn mower i called a couple neighbors but no one answered i finally got a call back from our friends who were our old neighbors and they rushed over to help the husband took matt to the er and the wife and her daughter were going to wait with the kids but i made it home just as matt was leaving for the er i went out to the mower and found matt s shoe with the top front of the shoe chewed up and gone inside the house there was a small blood trail from the back door through the laundry room kitchen and into the bathroom when i was finally able to talk to matt again he told me that he had been mowing the lawn when the blades had gotten knocked out of place on one side normally if he knocks against the mower the blade will lower back to its right height the mower is old and hard to start so he hadn t wanted to turn it off he kicked against it a couple of times but the third time his foot must have slipped he didn t remember taking his shoe off outside but he did remember the sound of the mower hitting his shoe and immediately knew it was not good he went into the house and called for jack to get his phone jack was all business in fact he asked matt if he could see his foot matt showed him and then jack went into work mode got two phones brought them to matt and then ran next door to get jane from the neighbor s house our friend stayed with matt at the er and then brought him home at about 11 matt lost the tops of two toes down to the first toe knuckle the podiatrist cleaned the wounds of grass and bone fragments and sewed him up because lawn mowers can be so dirty he was given a tetanus shot and preventative antibiotics he s been all wrapped up wearing a velcro boot and using crutches he s been taking a lot of pain meds and not walking very much he was pretty mad at himself about it at first but has been in much better spirits that night when he finally made it home we realized that matt wasn t going to be able to get around the next day so i found a babysitter for the next day and then packed all the bags school bags school lunches my own work bags and lunch and showered and set out everyone s clothes so that the following morning we could all make it out of the house on time i also needed to fill matt s prescriptions and get him crutches in the morning i got less than four hours of sleep and my sickness got much worse the next five days was the longest work week of my life i never made up for the lost sleep and struggled with a horrible cough poor matt wanted to help but was pretty much unable to do things around the house i definitely gained a new appreciation for just how much matt keeps things going around here now that it was up to me to do all the cleaning picking up dishes bag packing laundry grocery shopping bedtime routines bathing the kids and on and on and on unfortunately i could use a three day nap but i did get to sleep in until 10 30 today then the kids gave me their cute gifts from school and some home made cards and then we all cuddled on the couch and watched the old videos that matt had made me of the kids it was fun i work six days next week so i spent the rest of the day trying to catch up around the house with dishes and laundry and healthy food prep for the fridge but i think we all had a pretty fun day for being stuck at home and i am just happy that matt s toes are healing he had a follow up appointment on friday and things seemed to be doing ok tissue is healthy and no infection we are both hoping he will be more mobile pretty soon hank told me that he wished he could have gotten me a huge tv with lots of ninjago episodes on it jack told me that he loves me because i make pizza for him and buy him toys even prior to this crazy week hank had started asking a lot about who was going to be home with him on which day he seemed a little nervous that one of the days we were both going to leave one day he asked matt what s it called when two people leave their kid at home and go to work matt said i don t know what they call it hank said i think it s called kid in danger after matt laughed hank went on what do you call it when both mom and dad are in the car and the car leaves baby in danger some other quotes we jotted down from the last few weeks are pete was crying upstairs after waking up and matt asked hank what should we do should we help out our friend pete hank answered yeah and not punch him in dee face and not kick him in dee face and not lay on him in dee face and not lay on his neck or else he will become a zombie matt was trying to get hank to go pee and hank was resisting matt told him you need to get it out of your head that you have to pee your pants before you actually go to the bathroom hank was smiling and rubbing his head and asked should i rub my head until it go out of it then he stopped smiling and got serious and said i don t want to hurt myself maybe i just bump my head on something a yittle bit hank asked dad do ninja s have lips matt said yeah they do hank started cracking up and said that is funny hank kissed matt on his knee and said now do you feel like a sipian we figured out later it means champion hank watched matt through the front door as he came into the gate and then the house hank said i thought you was a baby zombie that opened the gate and was walking but you was mine own dad jack has had a bit of a cold lately and has been walking around with a roll of toilet paper and a plastic sack to put all of his used tissues in jack was explaining this set up to me and hank said well let me tell you something i use that to wipe my wee wee jack woke up one saturday and immediately wanted to watch his two tv episodes that he gets on saturday while at the same time playing on the ipad for his allotted daily time so matt asked him so you re just going to blow through all your stuff jack looked confused and said no i m going to have fun pete loves to point out any trucks or motorcycles that he hears or sees he especially loves to point out when there are two of anything two motorcycles any time the lettering on a shirt or sign resembles the letters in the book chicka chicka boom boom pete always gets excited and says chicka boom boom pete has been sleeping with an old stuffed bunny for as long as i remember for easter he got a new stuffed bunny which pete calls new bunny the kids have been watching a cartoon lately that has a cartoon bunny that resembles pete s new bunny every time he sees the cartoon he says new bunny when pete wants you to hold him he says heed you if he s frantic it s usually more like mommy heed you mommy heed you like the time a couple weeks ago when matt was drilling into the house pete was absolutely terrified i tried to take him to play upstairs where it wasn t that loud but he could not handle it eventually we ended up going on a very long walk that day so that matt could finish he is pretty uneasy about loud and unfamiliar things sometimes matt puts funny kid quotes on his facebook so i m just going to copy and paste here jack dad was gum made when you were alive do they do this on purpose just to make me feel bad about my life well first off i m alive jack and you re chewing gum right in front of my face so dumb question but really i think you re wondering if way back when i was a kid did technology exist to make a chewy thing that tastes good and lasts a long time yes the tech existed and you re mean _____________ hank finished his apple juice and walked into the kitchen carrying his empty glass which was made of glass all done he spiked the glass hard into the sink like it was a football and he d just scored a touchdown predictably it shattered into a million pieces that flew all over the room sorry dad he walked out to watch his show _____________ hank dad luke skywalker have to kill his own father me oh yeah that s kind of rough huh hank look dad it s easy he makes luke slice darth s neck with his light saber hank and then dath vado s head pop off ________________ hank was hunched over playing with superheroes i snuck up behind him and hugged him thank you dad he s an angel hanky we ll always be buds yeah and if we were bad guys we would destroy everything wait what as buds yeah i swear he s an angel ______________ you want to know how my 4 year old wins at plants v zombies as the zombies enter the house to eat his brains he quickly turns to me and blindsides me with dad you re in that house the zombies ate your brains hmm really cause if i had the ipad i guarantee they wouldn t ve got past the lawnmowers you little 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