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map musings map musings thursday july 7 2011 oh hey mamacita my grandma pictured on the far right has a facebook account some people they re just so tech savvy she posted over 100 pictures of the family over the years what a fun thing to scroll through and see them check out my mom how cute she s the girl on the right or the one who looks like me ha ha i have no idea what happened here but i like to think of this as my mom s model shot she s giving the camera some kind of naomi campbell who goes there without my permission look posted by melissa at 12 27 pm no comments wednesday june 1 2011 off the sugar in reference to my last post yes i m off the sugar i did it briefly before cancun which was great and after a memorial day weekend filled with the most delicious brownies i ve ever eaten thank you sarah homemade candy thank you carrie homemade waffles with whip cream and strawberries thank you tracy and movie theater popcorn oh my gosh really i ve decided to ground myself i m only doing this for a couple of weeks though it s not forever i guess that s the plus side however i just realized there is a bag of peanut m ms in my work desk ugh ordinarily a very happy thing this time around a very sad thing posted by melissa at 12 42 pm 1 comment tuesday may 31 2011 a lesson in hashtags i have recommitted to my twitter account when i first signed up i thought it was pretty stupid and did not understand the reason behind it why would i use twitter to read other people s status updates when i have facebook but then i discovered something magical i could get all of my news off of twitter suddenly i was catching up on cnn foxnews e entertainment jim rome for any sports fans out there all in one place and often in the middle of my meetings which makes the pain of sitting in a long meeting so much more bearable clearly i had to share the good news i have converted one other follower and what a follower he is every time i see him we have in depth discussions about what s going on on twitter i have to admit it s a little bizarre and we get the strangest looks and now rather than us actually texting or calling each other we tweet to each other news flash talking to someone face0 to face no longer exists conversation 1 me eating mongolian grill bbq for lunch delicious friend love the hashtag but hashtag the place too it sounds delicious now for a lesson in hashtags all a hashtag simply is is a keyword you can type in the hashtag in the search menu on twitter and pull up all of the tweets that have used that specific hashtag anyway me i bet when i tell you it s in springville that would make it sound even more tempting toofaraway conversation 2 me decided to go off the sugar for a couple of weeks last time i did this i indulged unmercifully afterwards norepeats friend why would someone do this questionsanity me a very good point haulmeofftotheloonybin and so our friendship has now become a game of who can out hashtag the other personally i m pretty sure i can win this one posted by melissa at 12 42 pm 3 comments labels hashtags twitter wednesday may 25 2011 goldilocks 43 miles cycling season is fast approaching well kind of the rain is really messing with my plans my odometer from last summer said i rode about 150 miles that seems like an exquisite waste when you think of all of the money i invested in road biking but let s be real i thought i would be natural on my bike turns out i wasn t therefore i was intimidated by it all blah blah it happens to the best of us this is a new season the race we did last year little red riding hood filled up in a mere 23 hours wtf seriously apparently all of utah s female riding population decided to sign up however we had an excellent alternative goldilocks another all female ride this time in herriman which is much closer to my house and i actually liked it so much more i wanted this ride to be more relaxed than last year s somewhat of a failure first time kaylin was nervous i was detached i made sure kaylin ate a hearty breakfast of oatmeal which she barely choked down i felt pretty good for the upcoming 40 miles ahead the race was dare i say a total breeze i plugged in my ipod and was ready to go kaylin and i passed people left and right we set a really good pace and in many parts we led the way for a group of girls we started riding with by the way goldilocks sold these adorable arm warmers they came in a bunch of colors with the cutest polka dots i really want a pair now kaylin was especially impressive she set the pace and i just followed her looks like all of her cycling in the gym is really paying off by about mile 35 i began to feel it my legs felt like noodles i suspect it had more to do with the fact that i didn t eat a mid race snack i really think something like a cliff bar would have done the trick since then i ve tried to eat more when i know i m going to do a long ride it s had me thinking a lot about what i m going to eat as a means of fuel and not so much just because i m hungry at the last leg of the ride there was a very small hill to climb seriously on fresh legs it would just be a hump in the road but i had reached absolute fatigue and it was the hardest hill i met my legs agonized with every pump and all i could think is i was almost there almost there this is funny to me because one of the hills we climbed mid race took us over a half hour to climb and i didn t even have a problem with that in fact i really enjoyed it i passed a lot of people on that hill which is certainly good for the ol morale by the end all smiles i really loved this race the terrain was so hilly and dynamic doing 43 miles has emboldened me somewhat i feel really excited about cycling this season and can t wait to do more i ve decided to set the goal of riding 500 miles this summer who knows if i ve got it in me but it seems like a good goal to make posted by melissa at 1 38 pm 4 comments friday april 22 2011 the things people say this sunday i will get on a plane that will take me to a bright sunny tropical place cancun here s just a sampling of what people have said to me at work about my trip do you have any idea how dangerous mexico is are you even aware of world current events you should really consider watching the news don t drink the water have a corona instead you re on vacation you can drink anything that you want conspiratorial whisper and it doesn t even count you re going to be gone for a week do you even work anymore these days for the record i do work maybe your trip will be one of those what happens in mexico stays in mexico have you seen blue streak just remember don t nobody wanna go to jail in mexico man words to live by and my favorite who knows you may never come back what if you meet a tall handsome totally ripped guy and he wants you to run away with him yeah i think the likelihood of that happening is pretty slim you re such a cynic you would say no to a guy who had a boat and all he wants is for you to sail away with him wow this order is getting kind of tall posted by melissa at 2 29 pm 2 comments wednesday april 6 2011 the lip herpe yes those are my nasty cold sores maybe you can t tell because my lip is the size of a grapefruit in that picture i think it s unfair that i drew the straw that gives me nasty cold sores when i m in the sun too long or stressed out on the morning of the bridge move i woke up to see my lip oversized and riddled with sores ordinarily it wouldn t have mattered so much i get them all of the time but i was hosting a huge event that night with over 300 vips after a quick trip to the doctor for the strongest stuff i could get thank heavens for gay doctors who understand that i was there not because i was sick but because my vanity was at stake i could only hope my hard hat would cast a long shadow over my ridiculously nasty lip this has got me thinking on my long history of cold sores and how i always lose the battle they always find the most unpleasant moments to pop up my top five cold sores in order of worse to even worser 5 people told me that the mark of the end of finals week in college was an automatic cold but i proved them wrong by getting one whopper of a cold sore as i literally walked out of my last final i would have rather taken the cold 4 once in high school the cold sores migrated to my chin looking like a clash of zits and pimples not pretty and super painful 3 getting my first nasty cold sore due to overexposure of the sun at 15 my family took wave runners out at willard bay in north ogden what s ironic about this mess is that i was legitimately trying to prevent any sunburns i reapplied continuously but forgot two critical areas the tops of my legs which were burned from sitting too long on the wave runners and my poor lips ugh my lip ballooned to hideous heights aside from painful it wasn t too much of a big deal until my family met up with a family from our alaska days with a beautiful son just two years older than me and there i was with a fat lip that prevented any sort of actual smiling i grimaced at him instead 2 in perhaps the worst burn of my life i was fried to a crisp after another family outing up at mirror lake in the uintas in truth i was totally asking for it i never though about getting burnt until i was dry heaving in my parents car on the way back home from the pain again i was met with another super fat lip and again there was another boy i was desperately trying to impress since we worked together he emailed me and said meet me in the break room he wanted to talk harry potter as the final book had just come out we chatted about the book and i kept a hand in front of my mouth this was also my first time experimenting with the curly in my hair i made it as curly and country star big as possible so as to detract any attention from my lip it actually worked for a while 1 after ahem entertaining a gentleman caller one night i woke up with a nasty patch of cold sores on the corner of my mouth as this particular fellow was not lds kaylin was quick to point out do you find it ironic that you a mormon probably gave herpes to a non mormon posted by melissa at 12 49 pm 1 comment thursday march 31 2011 work shenanigans yes we moved this bad boy and yes it made for a very long weekend still tired but happy at how smooth everything went check it out posted by melissa at 11 48 am 1 comment older posts home subscribe to posts atom about me melissa a wannabe writer with not enough time on her hands to actually do the writing view my complete profile labels hashtags 1 twitter 1 blog archive 2011 13 july 1 oh hey mamacita june 1 may 2 april 2 march 3 february 4 2010 56 december 1 november 2 october 4 september 7 august 7 july 5 june 1 may 3 april 2 march 5 february 6 january 13 2009 89 december 22 november 9 october 6 september 8 august 4 july 9 june 5 may 7 april 7 march 4 february 2 january 6 2008 65 december 5 november 1 october 6 september 3 august 2 july 8 june 9 may 4 april 10 march 5 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