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midlindners midlindners class class first day of school 08 our friends and family the cooper family one last party 3 years ago the king family the end 9 years ago the sowards family cousins 10 years ago the ashbaker family free pdf applied sport management skills 2nd edition with web study guide 11 years ago the barnes family bastrop fire 2011 14 years ago the davis family scentsy 14 years ago the russell family 15 years ago heiser family hawaii oahu laurelle s graduation 15 years ago the hampton family anyone seen john s tooth 15 years ago phil sharon stewart family littlton 2010 15 years ago the glazier family two years beautiful 15 years ago the tague family where has all the time gone 15 years ago the sublett family halloween 2009 16 years ago the luthi family emma was at orchestra camp when went to the oquirrh mountain temple open house so she s not in the above picture so here she is 16 years ago the ashton family just like riding a bicycle and other myths 17 years ago the patterson family the houston farrells the powell family the tennessee farrells the snow family the cunningham family the huffman family good fun the blog of unnecessary quotation marks cake wrecks peeps of mormon blog archive 2009 32 october 1 po po s at 2 00am september 3 august 2 july 2 june 2 may 2 april 9 march 5 february 5 january 1 2008 40 december 1 november 7 october 1 september 1 august 2 july 3 june 4 may 7 april 7 march 4 february 3 2007 9 october 1 august 1 july 2 june 3 may 2 about us the lindners we re a busy family of 7 trying to stay sane view my complete profile friday october 9 2009 po po s at 2 00am is this the face of innocence i think not those beady little eyes the blank stare all a cover for the mayhem which lies beneath i hate to confess to all the atrocities that this dog has committed in our house on the grounds that my friends may no longer be my friends and my family will never let us visit them again but for your pleasure he has several nicknames in our house stupid moron idiot whizzer there are others mostly it is whatever comes flying out of your mouth when you find poop in your closet or the living room or the family room guest room bathroom come to think of it there isn t a room he hasn t christened with his waste including josh s bed poor josh and many of my friends will remember a certain diarrhea incident where he walked into the middle of the book club circle and held nothing back he did the same in my bathroom dining room hallway you get the idea did i mention urine because everyone knows that where there s smoke there s fire my carpet cleaner has paid for itself many times over if you catch him in the act and yell at him you will be sorry because he will run off finishing the deed in a long zig zagging pattern across the room needless to say i am longing to replace my carpet he also cries whimpers like a hound dog at all hours of the night sometimes while standing on my pillow sometimes it s because he wants to go out you can race downstairs to let him out thinking you made it in time but when you turn around there may be that tell tale zig zag or he may insult you by not going out at all he escapes a pool installer brought him to us from the alley behind the house the neighbor brought him to us from his yard another neighbor brought him to us from his porch in other words if you don t let him back into his litter box quickly enough he finds a way to make your life more difficult and embarrassing i m sure you re getting the idea tod is ready to take him on that special drive so the other night jack was outside he eventually scratched on the door to be let in the thing with my medication is that when i take everything together at night i am dead to the world pretty quickly i m talking 4x dosage of nyquil out of it so i thought i let him in but it turns out that i didn t it got quiet outside not because i had let him in but he let himself out out of the yard i walked down the alley at one in the morning up and down the street calling his name and making the neighbor s dogs go nuts after a while we decided to call it quits for the night knowing a neighbor would probably bring him around in the morning 2 00am tap tap tap i answer the door as my friend anna would say it s the po po s ma am does this dog belong to you why no i m pretty sure he could be your problem now you bad dog how did you get out i m only pretending i like you right now for the sake of this nice policeman who dirtied his uniform on this rainy night to bring your sorry rear back to us and when he goes back to his car i m going to scream at you i found him up there at the intersection by that mormon church that mormon church you should thank me because i rescued him from the very gates of culthood itself he was just sitting there in the middle of the intersection i m surprised he didn t get run over ma am i hate to be the one to tell you this but i think your dog s done gone retarded wow what were you doing there i looked all over for you he gets out sometimes but we can t find the spot where he does it i had a beagle that got out all the time chewed through the fence well he was just sitting there in that intersection you know right by that mormon church he was just sitting there in the road and when i walked up to him he just looked at me like i was the one who was crazy again i m reminding you that he was way to close to that mormon church for comfort also again i m pretty sure your dog is retarded thank you so much for bringing him home the kids will be so relieved that he made it back really only the kids will be glad he made it back tod was thinking of cutting off the collar and setting him out and your dog chewed through the fence that s a new one you re welcome ma am glad i could help i am surprised he didn t get run over out there he s lucky i got to him before a car or those mormons door closes and let the scolding begin but after the dog makes a bed on my pillow i am thinking that it is a small blessing that the only reason the police have ever been to the house is to bring the dog home dumb dog that he is and tod s response when i got back in you didn t try to get him to take him home with him posted by the lindners at 10 33 pm 3 comments wednesday september 23 2009 a few moments of joy posted by the lindners at 10 29 pm 5 comments friday september 4 2009 happy birthday emma happy birthday to emma it is extra special because you are 8 we are so proud of you and the sweet little person that you are you remind your brothers that too much violence in video games they play destroys the sensitive parts of their spirits anna is reminded that sisters never hurt each other because they are friends forever leah knows that she should put away from her things because they can be foot hazards on the floor mom is reminded that family is way more important that shopping everyone knows that you will kiss them or hug them without even being asked thank you for being our sweet little emma and reminding us to try to think with our hearts more happy birthday posted by the lindners at 10 38 am no comments tuesday september 1 2009 a little bedtime horror story once upon a time there were two little girls they were great friends holding hands at church and giggling behind the pews these two little girls were celebrating their 8 th birthdays within 2 weeks of each other and being baptized together their mothers had a grand plan the girls would get their little ears pierced together holding hands like they always do the date was set and the girls went to wal mart note to reader wal mart is evil we hate it for oh so many reasons they met at the jewelry counter and picked out their earrings each choosing their mothers birthstones smiles abounded then the cranky piercer we ll call her polly parkinson s appeared on the scene her unsteady grip on the piercing gun wasn t enough to quell the hopes of these girly girls with gun and sterile earrings in hand polly approaches the happy victim her mother had dotted her ears so the intended target was clear then the moment of truth with a jerk of pain it is over but polly missed the earring was off the mark by a good quarter inch whoops is that okay um yeah polly because every little girl wants a random piercing oh yes and by the way could you accidentally drift down to the belly button that would be a hit at the elementary school poor emma the fairy tale buddy style ear piercing event came to a screeching halt polly pulls the earring irritably out of the tiny lobe the wailing is drawing a crowd now and the other jewelry counter employee comments on the time that she was kicked during a piercing sounds about right emma kick away so when emma is calmed and polly has resigned herself to the fact that she will be repeating the job we get started again but this time emma had to pick another color of earrings adding insult to injury polly announces that there are no more of her first choice perfect meanwhile clutching at her mothers clothes is emma s poor little friend she has watched the whole scene play out and there is no way in heck she is going to subject herself to the shaky handed so called professional i m getting sympathetic looks from her mother as well as the passers by but we press on gun in hand polly hobbles down to her knees you are making me so nervous sweetie i am shakin like a leaf just now you re shakin and who do you think is more nervous and so with a non eventful conclusion the ears are pierced the pain is over and the pretties are in place when polly starts to prepare the next victim she escapes just in time perfect little lobes intact come to find out you can purchase the piercing gun for 5 bucks that s right folks for 5 dollars the entire scene can play out in your own home minus the incompetence yeah i m pretty sure that it is a pretty small learning curve for the job of professional ear piercer and i think i could even produce a very official looking document the moral of the story when your are going to permanently alter your body for the sake of beauty leave it to the professionals just not the wal mart kind posted by the lindners at 9 21 pm 3 comments tuesday august 25 2009 prepare to be amazed okay i know i m quite possibly the most talented person you know what the thought never occurred to you well if not then you need to get to know me better my sarcasm is one of my talents by the way dang it well here is a small bit of proof that i am the man or woman as the case may be observe the soon to be 8 year old child wearing the baptism jumper that i made i know your jaw just hit the floor emma is so glad that she doesn t have to wear the same unisex jumper that the boys wore i am just proud that it didn t make it into the abyss where all my unfinished projects go to die the real test will be when she gets the big dunk will it separate at the waist and leave her with a story to tell her children impossible posted by the lindners at 5 19 pm 5 comments monday august 24 2009 and then there was 1 four little ducklings heading off to school where has the time gone four kids in the same school at once it is a hard pill to swallow for me i am sitting here at home nearly alone there is leah but i have forgotten how to communicate with only one little child she has counted on anna to schedule her day for so long that she doesn t know what she s supposed to do i have counted on anna to distract her for so long that i don t know what to do and so we ve been staring at each other most of the day she rambles about the weirdest things she harasses me about food all day long who is this child i dropped my confident little anna off at her class this morning it was the first time in a very long time i have seen her nervous anna is a loner and i think she was under the misconception that she would have the teacher to herself whoops the teacher s aid was trying to give her a pop tart and milk and all anna could do was stare at her like a deer caught in the head lights emma and josh are perfectly at home at school they are in their element and school is a purely social event for them new shoes new crayons if only that would keep them happy all their lives aaron is done he is just done school is a bore his 6 th grade teacher is mean yada yada yada his baseball game tonight is all he can think about are we really at deacon age i guess it is as dad always said the brain surrender has begun and then there s me i get to go wash a gargantuan pile of clothes oh and then there will be filling out four kid s worth of forms and permission slips tonight aren t i lucky meanwhile leah is waving my yardstick babbling something about a warrior princess and panties you see what i mean how do i talk to this kid posted by the lindners at 1 41 pm 4 comments monday july 6 2009 josh going fast and a few candid photos fourth of july weekend was a busier weekend than usual we underwent the glazier invasion catherine and her family settled into midland on friday for a 3 day fun fest cousins had time to reattach themselves food to be consumed and many candid shots to be taken here are a few winners in lieu of fireworks glowsticks baby dino fourth of july barbecue west texas thunderstorm style the face of perfection black markers make a tasty treat when the taffy bag is empty it also doubles as a stylish hat and my personal favorite hey auntie becca take a picture of me not eating thanks for the visit the entertainment and the priceless photos glaziers it was also a special weekend for the extended huffman family we were doing a special fast for elisa and daron in hopes that they will soon be able to have a child of their own fasting is hard it is hard for anyone but especially for kids we don t ask the little kids to fast but we did give the ones over the age of baptism 8 the option of doing it with us josh loves food let me say this again josh loves food the decision to fast is a big one for him he was dedicated to the cause though and fasted willingly a primary leader which shall go unnamed brought refried beans with cheese on top and served them during sharing time shame poor josh then to add insult to injury he got candy in his class and was forced to pocket it until we broke the fast that night he came home from church crying and we could see how big a sacrifice it was for him we learned from his example and i m sure he will be blessed as well as his aunt and uncle it sure does make dinner that much more enjoyable doesn t it josh posted by the lindners at 6 40 pm 2 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom our family