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e will be pictures and i m not happy normally i don t mind having my picture taken i ve figured out how to turn my head so that i give my best side to the camera and my nose doesn t look so big yes i have a huge nose and i ve known this all my life as a child my dad would measure my nose with his fingers and then hold his fingers up to his to show how much smaller his was i know now that he was adjusting it he would also say nobody knows what the nose knows referring to me i hated the teasing i have my grandfather s mother s dad nose really exactly like it i ll have to remember to look over my glasses in every photo op this weekend now i took this picture this evening and for the record my nose is swollen and about twice it s normal size i d like to tell you that thehusband punched me in the nose and that is why but it d be a lie i have yet another cold sore if you are squeamish don t go any further as i m about to publish a picture of the devastation yes it s really that bad continue reading filed under bullshit family me me me navelgazing tmi 4 comments blah posted on january 5 2011 by mike that last post was written for me by wordpress i wish i had time to blog more often but that s the way it is when you own your own business you don t have any time at least i don t maybe i m doing something wrong heck i don t even have time to read blogs and i enjoy reading blogs more than i enjoy writing them here s my day wake up make coffee drink coffee while watching the news try and pry thehusband out of bed so he can go to work and continue to pay our bills once he leaves try to remember to eat yogurt s s s leave the house go to the bank go to the restaurant supply store open the restaurant stay there for 10 hours trying to tweet and update facebook when i can worry that not enough people are coming in close at 9 00 and count the drawer come home and watch the news go to bed do it all over again for the next five days mondays are my only day off so i get to do laundry personal errands and make dinner because no one else in the house knows where the oven or for that matter the clothes washer is filed under blogging bullshit me me me navelgazing self employment thehusband work 5 comments 2010 in review posted on january 2 2011 by mike the stats helper monkeys at wordpress com mulled over how this blog did in 2010 and here s a high level summary of its overall blog health the blog health o meter reads wow crunchy numbers a boeing 747 400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers this blog was viewed about 3 600 times in 2010 that s about 9 full 747s in 2010 there were 22 new posts growing the total archive of this blog to 1365 posts there were 32 pictures uploaded taking up a total of 5mb that s about 3 pictures per month the busiest day of the year was may 20th with 391 views the most popular post that day was been there done that where did they come from the top referring sites in 2010 were sortedlives wordpress com google reader erikrubright com stumbleupon com and whisperinthevoid wordpress com some visitors came searching mostly for mike says mikesays mikesays wordpress com mike say and fr mike seys attractions in 2010 these are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010 1 been there done that january 2006 2 l m n oh pee september 2010 4 comments 3 regrets i ve had a few january 2010 6 comments 4 100 things december 2007 5 owner part the end september 2010 4 comments filed under blogging navelgazing 4 comments help me posted on november 15 2010 by mike so uhm yeah tomorrow we are opening our own restaurant that s all i ve got jeez i m a fucking cow filed under uncategorized 5 comments what s your sign posted on november 2 2010 by mike no not like pisces or gemini commercial signs i don t know how it is in other municipalities but it isn t easy in orange county florida our sign contractor said we could save 500 by getting the permit ourselves so we took our original plans down to the zoning board a few weeks ago we signed in and waited and waited they finally called our name to have one county employee tell us how big our sign could be and where we could place it on the property let me say this we were removing the sign that was on the building and replacing it with a sign on the side of the road the placement of the building on the property made it difficult to see the existing sign when driving by that and the curve of the road well and the speed of the vehicles that doesn t help either anyway we can t have both signs because of some archaic law that s been on the books for years fine we ll deal with just the one sign then we had to wait in another line to have our drawings approved by an architect so we waited and waited finally our name was called and we were told that our drawings were no good they had to be submitted by a licensed approved architect i don t get this it s a sheet of plywood stuck in the ground with two four by fours apparently they are concerned with the next 100 mph hurricane coming through and knocking it down before you say that makes sense remember that people are not required to get a permit to plant a tree much less trim the 50 year old gangly maple in the back yard we aren t trying to raise a new building it s a fucking sign so we had to pay an architect to basically redraw thehusband s drawing and put his little raised stamp on it fine then thehusband went down and got the zoning board s blessing paid the permit fee and we were good to go so the contractor came out and dug the holes work stop at this point we have to call the zoning board and schedule an inspector to come out and look at the work he has to make sure the holes are deep enough and they weren t the drawing clearly say how deep the holes should be and the contractor incorrectly read them i might have gone off on thehusband when he said that he d finish digging the holes honestly what are we paying the contractor for i ended up biting my tongue and he dug the holes we called for another inspection he came out and tossed holy water on them thehusband then went down to approve actual the sign before it was installed unfortunately once again the contractor did not build it to the specifications in the approved drawings another trip to the architect for new drawings he was nice enough not to charge us and then i had to take them back down to the zoning board to re submit them i told the receptionist what i needed to do she placed my name in the computer and i waited to be called an hour later another lady from the commercial division called my name and brought me to her desk asking what i needed today i explained what had happened and she said i needed to go through the people in the residential division full stop it s a commercial sign for a commercial business on a commercial road but i needed to go through the residential division that s just how we do things biting my tongue again i sat back down and she put me back in the computer finally i was called and the guy looked at the resubmitted drawings for literally 10 seconds before he put a big approved stamp on it i thanked him and left before my mouth could get me in trouble called the contractor and they came out and installed our sign called the zoning board to come out and inspect the final installation only to be told that we had to pay a re inspection fee because we had failed the first one full stop couldn t they have told me this three times in the last week once when they failed us once at reinspection and once when we resubmitted the drawings so back down there today no one was at the receptionist s desk so i walked back to the cashier s office no line when the girl behind the desk acknowledged me i said that i d like to pay a re inspection fee she asked if i d been signed into the computer oy so i went back out front got signed into the computer by the receptionist and waited and waited finally my name was called and i followed the woman back to her desk she asked why i was there so i told her she turned to her computer asked my company s name whether i was paying with cash check or credit card check and then asked my check number then she said for me to go to the cashier s desk so i did i told her what i needed to do she pushed a button to print me a receipt and told me to write my check for 37 00 filed under bullshit me me me orblando self employment 5 comments two updates posted on october 20 2010 by mike update the first this shit isn t going to kill me please people i ve been hiv for 17 years and have been classified as having aids at least three or four times i m fine i ll continue to be fine i am attempting to quit on my own which is not working but i have cut down quite a bit i m down to timing out my smokes to one every hour and a half i have stopped beating myself over the head when i don t make my goal because i ve realized that i ll need help quitting for good it s been 30 years i think it s okay for me to ask update the second i just realized i haven t given an update on the new place in a couple of weeks it isn t that nothing is happening plenty we ve had all the equipment delivered today we had the kitchen equipment fitted for the proper connections so they can be hooked up to the gas this means tomorrow i can cook not for the public but still they are also supposed to dig the holes for our sign today once that is done the county comes out and inspects them are they deep enough and they can install the whole sign so the county can come out and inspect it again then we wait on a myriad of other inspectors before we can open i m still holding out for the end of the month but that might be pushing it here s a picture of the same wall with the bead board installed and most of the tables in place we still need to get the tv s and other tchotchke to hang on the walls filed under bullshit me me me self employment 4 comments smoke gets in my eyes posted on october 12 2010 by mike i remember the first time i smoked a cigarette i was staying at the house of an adult co worker of my dad s with my brother and our two best friends who were also brothers he would let us smoke his cigarettes watch movies and play poker with him in the trailer he lived in off base i ve mentioned him before i don t think i was actually inhaling the cigarettes since i was 10 at the time i remember specifically learning to inhale at the age of 14 i also remember being able to buy my own smokes in the machine at the laundromat in town nobody stopped me and it was a different time then anyway what i mean is it wasn t illegal for a 15 year old to buy cigarettes they were 65 per pack the first time i smoked in public was when i was a freshman in high school there was an unofficial smoking section under the tree in front of the school since my parents who did smoke didn t know i was smoking i d wait until i got off the bus walk over and smoke before school then again after i d eaten lunch and lastly before i got back on the bus to go home later that year my parents divorced this is not connected and i went to live with my dad my step mother found out that my step sister and i were both smoking so she convinced my dad that they would purchase our cigarettes for us if we only smoked at home my step mother would do anything spend anything as long as her daughter got what she wanted in the military i could smoke just about anywhere i wanted it was the mid to late 80 s so the anti smoking people were really just ramping up the navy i was in the air force was trying to get everyone to quit by the year 2000 though they would fail my first duty station had smoking sections in the office mostly where the senior nco s had their desks and the break room my second duty station i was in a much smaller office and i was the only smoker there was a designated area i could smoke in and my desk was conveniently placed there but i preferred to go outside even during the hot summer months i ve never liked to bother other people when i am smoking this is not to say that i wouldn t smoke in restaurants in the smoking section i would and i would return the dirty looks by non smokers also sitting in the smoking section with a vengeance they chose to sit there because there was never a wait i still do that now of course in florida we haven t been able to smoke inside a restaurant for about 10 years so when the weather is nice we ll sit outside we still get non smokers bitching about it but i will loudly mention that they can sit inside if it bothers them i like to smoke yes i hate the way it smells i hate the way my clothes smell i don t often smoke in my own car because i don t want it to smell like an ashtray but i also realize that i ve been smoking too much since leaving my job last january i don t have the whole sitting in an office and it s against the law and besides it would bother people thing going on if i just ate i smoke if i wake up from a nap i smoke if i m bored i smoke if i don t remember the last time i had a cigarette i ll smoke so in response to last week s news i ve already cut down i watch the clock if nothing else i wait until the top of the hour before lighting up that way i know i m not going to have more than 16 in a day if this sounds like a lot it really isn t try doubling that and you are more on target as to how much i was smoking not counting when i was out with friends drinking then you d have to add a few more per hour i just don t think i can do it cold turkey i should mention since i didn t the other day the doctor was much more concerned about the amount of blood my body is making and that was why i was sitting there she mentioned the emphysema more as an afterthought i am not devastated and you should not be either filed under me me me navelgazing 3 comments next page some silly quote i like where i m from we believe all kinds of things that aren t true we call it history the wizard in wicked when i said it august 2026 s m t w t f s 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 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