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thoughts and fandoms home ask me anything archive rss thoughts and fandoms 2026 05 18 goth queen reblogged from sonic06apologist originally posted by goth queen 11 hours ago 1121 notes the funny thing is i know this person they have seen the meme and there s no way it isn t them but they have no memory of it being taken or idea of where they d have been cool person 2026 05 18 gayvampyr are you squeamish about needles yes yes but only shots injections not ivs yes but only of ivs not injections no nuance double take because i stab myself all the time with a sewing needle reblogged from 929 originally posted by gayvampyr 17 hours ago 6531 notes it makes for an interesting blood donation intake form especially when combined with literalism but i gave up on giving blood because i was always low on iron or recovering from a skin infection and i am in fact squeamish about needles you would be too if you could feel it in your vein the entire time 2026 05 17 freebroccoli fnordseer5 oh the wifi password yeah it s the nicene creed in its entirety spends 15 minutes painstakingly typing the creed in its entirety password is incorrect remembers that my host is orthodox rewrites entire creed but without the filioque reblogged from professorsparklepants originally posted by fnordseer5 1 day ago 2038 notes 2026 05 16 just came back from queer square dancing night i highly highly highly recommend it as a way to go out on a saturday night but wow am i going to be sore tomorrow my calves are not used to this much bouncing 2 days ago the legend lives on son of a seawall also circle skirt was swirling 2026 05 16 amymon arachne my brake band reblogged from megamindsupremacy originally posted by amymon arachne 2 days ago 17 notes 2026 05 16 leahelizabeth89 mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania mik mania invader bean mik mania im so fucking stubborn michael what the fuck no its one of my fancy pencils the end cap comes off oh lard my son he is sick he has every disease we are nearing peak deviancy happy back to school day im so clever that its sickening if i breathe wrong i ll lose him it got too small for the clip luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes at what point does this stop being a pencil tags via mik mania reblogged from charlesoberonn originally posted by mik mania 2 days ago 96308 notes 2026 05 16 travelingtwentysomething xiaq xiaq a fun but admittedly petty thing i do is when i see a post on social media where someone is saying god bless trump pray for trump and suchlike i comment amen psalm 109 8 17 and depending on the platform i ll get likes hearts prayer hands emojis etc but i ve been doing this for months and so far no one has actually read the verse i don t think lol i love the idea that someone wrote such a good fucking burn book curse verse that someone was like it s giving first class cunt put it in the bible reblogged from nereb and dungalef originally posted by xiaq 2 days ago 44300 notes progressive christianity ruddy little ignoramuses gotta love the classic blessing for the tsar 2026 05 15 what even is thiss what even is thiss what even is thiss what even is thiss what even is thiss what even is thiss witch ah so you ve come to me maiden yes i need your help witch unwanted baby maiden no witch want someone dead maiden what of course not witch that s all i know how to do what do you need maiden i m starting to see why you were shunned from the village witch yes i ve killed a lot of people what do you need maiden there s a pox in the village witch it wasn t me this time maiden i know can you fix it or not witch no i m not licensed for that maiden what do you mean you re not licensed for that witch i got kicked out of the herbalist s coven maiden for killing people witch for killing people maiden great now what do i do there isn t another witch for at least three towns over witch and he s an enchanter blacksmith type makes protective amulets and beefs up swords makes really good horseshoes can t fix poxes makes a mean rabbit stew though and maiden and is very good at sex and hard to kill yes everyone knows that you tell us repeatedly even though we kicked you out witch it s important how are you not dead yet by the way you re an adult and you haven t bought anything yet so you should be dead by now maiden i m not into people that way your weird sex based spells don t work on me that s why i m the one that came witch i would branch out but i m barred from taking more classes at the guild because of the murder maiden right well i m gonna go before you poison me witch what about the pox maiden i do have a mild form of it so you ve been exposed too someone of your age is much more likely to die from it witch what maiden i d suggest you find an accredited friend that hasn t been convicted of unnecessary murder maiden i have come a long way to find you enchanter one second throws a sword over his shoulder where it crashes into several metal tools and starts glowing enchanter okay what do you need maiden there s a pox in my town enchanter pulls an amulet out of his pocket and holds it over her head enchanter you don t seem to have it but it s touched you maiden i got better can you help enchanter i enchant swords why are you visiting me maiden because the only witch in our town is enchanter wait don t tell me are you from ravenfalls maiden yeah enchanter tabatha of course that quack maiden she only kills people and does abortions enchanter oh no she doesn t do abortions she just drowns babies i don t even think she knows what a fetus is maiden oh enchanter yeah terrible cook too normally herbalists are pretty good at cooking but she s just maiden the worst i know do you at least know who can help all of our elders and babies are dropping off like flies people are strapping chickens to their arms it s a mess enchanter clicks tongue a few times the nearest guy that specializes in pox is in the mountains not the coast range but the big angry looking pointy ones to the east what were those called again maiden the death mountains enchanter yeah those unfortunate name really they re almost tolerable in the spring and summer don t know why they live there though maiden can you teleport me there enchanter why do people always ask that look i don t know what you ve been hearing from tabatha or traveling merchants but that s not safe for living creatures maiden then what do i do by the time i get back half the population will either be dead or still have birds strapped to their arms enchanter i hate to suggest this but you could like with a shapeshifting dragon and then ask for a wish maiden i m not into people or dragons that way enchanter then i guess i ll see if i can do something for your horse s shoes but that won t be nearly as fast maiden i have herbalist come a very long way to see me i know maiden how did you herbalist everyone says that come sit do you like tea maiden i don t have time for tea my village has a pox herbalist which pox maiden it s mostly affecting older people and it s purple herbalist oh what shade of purple maiden very bright herbalist oh that s not a pox that s a curse or a curse mixed with a usually just annoying pox someone in your area has probably pissed someone off maiden i m from ravenfalls herbalist in that case i think we can both guess who brought forth someone s ire who created it though still remains a mystery in any case you can buy this bag of weeds and instruct people to boil them in small batches and inhale the steam it won t cure anything but it will most likely help people breathe better which may help them survive long enough to fight it off maiden what do i do about tabatha and the people strapping chickens to their arms herbalist my dear some things can t be fixed completely plant this all over your town though and tabatha will most likely avoid you you can have these for free maiden i m not going to bring some magic plant into town unless i know what it is herbalist oh it s not very magic it s a cedar tree i ve enchanted to grow very quickly she s deathly allergic to cedar wood and pollen maiden oh herbalist i really can t do anything for the chickens though people will do strange things when they re desperate maiden will i ever know who cursed us herbalist you may or may not wile you re here though would you care to buy a love potion maiden i m not into people that way herbalist you wouldn t fit in at the witches guild then that s why most of us go in it s a very good profession for swingers maiden that s why i went into city government well thank you for all that herbalist and thank you for visiting tell the enchanter that i said hi and tell tabatha to take a hike for me maiden i will you have my word on that enchanter hello maiden enchanter what are you doing here enchanter my name is john maiden it feels weird to call you that you re the magic blacksmith i met on my quest enchanter i understand so do you know who i d talk to about renting a lot here maiden for what purpose oh right me talk to me about it i manage lord raven s lots and do logging and hunting permits and collect rent and whatnot enchanter i want to set up my shop here business is better here for weapons and ever since she moved out well maiden was she after you enchanter she was under the impression that we were still married maiden yes she definitely was well i think i can set you up the village will benefit from having a reputable witch nearby i ll get you in contact with a carpenter and scout out a spot for you enchanter wait i have something for you maiden an amulet enchanter for keeping away unwanted romantic advances maiden covers her mouth and starts crying just a little bit maiden sir i can t enchanter you drove away a person that made my life a living hell for years you saved your town you drove out a murderer you went into the death mountains in the middle of the winter take it maiden takes it john did i ever tell you when we met that i desperately wanted to become friends with you enchanter no but once i m moved in i think we can give it a try maiden i ll get the paperwork and meet you at the tavern dinner s on me i m so happy whenever people know exactly where i was going with something i m a fiction writer and tumblr is where i put my ideas that are too stupid to try and publish or don t give me enough inspiration to fully flesh out i m this weird all the time this one just happened to get some attention reblogged from vardaaa originally posted by what even is thiss 3 days ago 32425 notes 2026 05 15 prettiestpear reblogged from vardaaa originally posted by prettiestpear 3 days ago 54752 notes 2026 05 15 valtsv this is like basic foundational misogyny 101 but the fact that it s almost unconsciously ingrained to consider trousers a more practical alternative to skirts across the majority of human cultures does make me feel a little kicked in the head this isn t even anything against pants it s just that skirts are functionally not dissimilar at all they re comfortable capable of being tailored to suit a variety of purposes both aesthetic and functional and simply what some people prefer and yet because they re so strongly tied to women and femininity they re derided a long skirt is an impediment shortening a skirt is a sexual act throughout history humans of all demographics have worn skirts and skirt like clothing for a variety of purposes but to wear a skirt in our enlightened modern age is a heavily gendered and politically loaded act and we just tolerate living like this fucking unreal reblogged from shitposting hobbits to gallifrey originally posted by valtsv 3 days ago 18210 notes chafing and insulation but they re much cooler in hot weather and narrow cuts or aprons mean they don t drag into everything i still don t know how fat women in the past dealt with the chafing but that s literally it for impracticality 1 2 3 4 5 next 2014 2026 thoughts and fandoms zen theme designed by 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