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dave s blog skip to main skip to sidebar dave s rockin tunes followers dave s blog blogbar ann annie baers bob dan dave and kelly gary heather jared mad music archive misty palmers robert rodgers family russell sokool family south park weber state sunday october 9 2011 fantasy foozeball i took it too serious called people whom i don t even know sarah pallin voters supporters and that is worse then being called a jock strap or a sweaty jock strap i shouldn t have said that but the fact is everyone voted against me you heartless group of sweaty jock straps i ll take my 1 4 record all the way to the bottom of a 12 player league so sad that i ve become sorta obsessed with making a computer generated program a source of entertainment wait scratch that isn t that what blogging is about i may be using social networking as a vehicle to talk some make believe smack but who cares that brings me to my other useless tangent t v and calling it entertainment this world moves too fast and t v brings out all the wrong about moving fast commercialism is motivation for all the wrong things in life well to a point don t take away top gear for instance epic show while i don t understand the fascination with tuning into a show like dancing with the stars what sane person does that i don t know anymore but i m going off into many rants and tangents and i say why the hell not who s gonna read this anyway not my mother she can t log in to save her life so i think in the end boasting about fantasy football on the internet is almost like supporting the ellen show or dancing with lame o s show or any other entertainment you want to insert here i think we should all spend more time watching our kids play better yet play with em posted by dave at 6 07 pm 0 comments sunday january 2 2011 christmas and my camry so i blew up my camry not literal but close the orphans zach kammi enjoyed a good christmas misty and i will do better next time with the scheduling of decor time with family and the whole what to buy the orphans next time the use of the scout motto could have helped us out a bit back to the camry don t feel bad for me because i blew up the car i suppose this has taught me a lesson about preparedness or some gospel principle that i clearly overlooked maybe the whole blown up car that you need to commute to work and shuttle kids around with necessity really isn t maybe i am suppose to be amish maybe i am suppose to move around on horse and buggy i don t know but i should really focus on the good things about using one car to do all the things our family does we share a car to go to work in we car pool and we like to go get an occasional soda all of these activities are fun for me because i get to hangout with misty she s cute and she doesn t take up a lot of space like the kids do you see kids need extra space for toys or books or whatever fluffy thing they can drag into the car with them i hate that about kids i never got to drag around a bunch of toys except when it was parade time what is that all about anyway have today s parents gone soft and started using other means to occupy the minds of a child i beleive in electronic babysitters i e movies portable dvd players games books whatever as long as the kid doesn t bother me while i drive i m good with it when i was a kid we packed into a station wagon my dad really hated it which is the equivalent of today s mini van and bounced around the back seat until my mom could reach back with her short arm and whack us upside the head trying to get us to settle down i think i am doing my kid a favor and saving the beating by allowing the electronic babysitter to do it s job kids keep me up at night make me worry about dental and life insurance these worries give me nightmares and make me fatter then i want to be i have night terrors about the future thoughts of both my kids driving dating high school i just don t know if i want to stay in this game of life for the long haul i think knowing now what it takes to make a family operate makes me fear for when the time comes for my offspring to make the choice to have a family it s no picnic and the economical effects really suck rocks on the other hand the things that my family does has made me laugh i am learning about comedic timing from kammi she has a cleaver way of inserting random movie lines from kid shows light bulb i feel like i am part of something other then myself too so don t get the feeling like this is a pity party except yes it is feel bad for me and give me your money family isn t it about time sometimes no it isn t sometimes people shouldn t have large families or small families or get together at all sometimes when i people watch at costco i wonder when i see a couple together i think to myself who let that happen what brought that mess together and thought it was a good idea sometimes i get a sharp pain in my ribs because i forget to shut my mouth and say those things out loud misty is quick i do have a really good family and good on me i know because of misty i always get compliments about my girlfriend wife eternal comp whatever term you like best insert here i choose sweetheart it s my favorite so wish me luck in getting the camry back into service i am so close but i hate being close i just want it to be finished posted by dave at 10 26 am 3 comments saturday november 6 2010 who the crap are you people so i checked this blog and found a lot of weirdos following this thing along i thought this strange so i blocked you whoever you are really besides this blog is my way of sharing thoughtlessness at it s best in my own verse and it s not for you perhaps i should make this a private verse misty s book will be published and i am excited for her to see her work progress into something rewarding for her maybe she can take me to dinner kam s and misty s birthday are coming up too i should take them to dinner i am not sure what i can do for them she doesn t care for surprises and kam just wants a girl party whatever that is my mom use to be really good at putting parties together perhaps i ll ask her opinion speaking of family it s been some time since i ve been up to idaho i do miss the fall colors the mountains that i am familiar with i hope that by next year i will have a different vehicle to venture into the hills around here lots of neat places here locally that not even the locals know about anyway how about those utes it was awesome to see them get routed by tcu i always thought the utes had a soft schedule this year anyway i do wish them luck the rest of the way except for the b y u vrs utah game we all know i want b y u to pound them into the turf what s the deal with medical commercials on t v lately side effects include this is a fact about the medicine the fact is that the side effects are going to affect you beyond whatever the medicine is going to do amazing that side effects are so prevalent in the commercial i can t wait until the medical commercials show a happy family sitting together on a hill side having a picnic when the mom reaches for a soda with her third arm growing out of her arse because of the side effects i m just saying that this could be the normal possibility for zach and kam when they reach my age what will the world hold for them can t wait to get over this cold flu either love zinc and zicam so far the effects of the flu are suppressed hopefully i can get past the sore throat i haven t had a sore throat in a long time this one actually hurt this morning thus we missed all the important baptisms today meg and a couple of kids from my primary class got dunked today i m sure it was spiritual even without my presence posted by dave at 7 07 pm 5 comments tuesday may 18 2010 blog s and youtube these two youtube posts are some of my favorite i just wanted to share the comedy of conan because that s one awesome giant leprechaun i think old conan is much better as far as comedy skits go then the conan of the tonight show era too bad about that i still haven t watched two minutes of jay leno suck it hard leno the other guy is equally funny ac dc is one of my favorite metal bands but this guy hits the nail on the head all metal songs are crappy in some form or another metal is about being loud after all not soft and cute like country music i also have a grip against handy cap s handicap what words comes to mind for you for me i think of a serious disability uncomfortable set back discouragement and tiger woods now when i say the word parking with the word handicap what do you think of i think provided looked out for elderly physically inept i however also think anger frustration and i have more insurance so beat it or i m going to beat that shinny red vw bug into pieces have a look around while at your favorite grocery store and just see what types of vehicles are parked in the handicapped spaces i am amazed to find fancy pants cars and huge trucks i always expect a mini van with the slide out ramp but only on occasion have i actually witnessed a true handicap vehicle occupying a handicap parking spot often times it s a perfectly able person who walks upright and appears perfectly healthy when i see cars parked in a handicap space i want to see a gimpy person with a peg leg com on what does an average white guy gotta do to get some respect i feel like i m taking crazy pills here i mean the sign clearly has a picture of a wheelchair so give me a wheelchair effort here people posted by dave at 9 54 pm 2 comments jim breuer ac dc posted by dave at 9 54 pm 0 comments stackenblochen posted by dave at 9 46 pm 0 comments labels http www blogger com img blank gif tuesday may 4 2010 fast food service sucks other things i hate welcome to my post of things i hate letterman has his top ten leno has his headlines radio from hell has things that must go so i have mine dave s things i hate and other shenanigans i think this title comes from having 1 too much time to think about the crap that i shouldn t have to put up with and 2 i think about the worst possible outcome for every situation then try to make fun of it so here i am in heading toward my mid 30 s ouch and i am enjoying the prime of life when i notice the stupid things happening all around me i have become really aware of people and their stupid kids and beyond that their is stupid t v music and entertainment i have learned a few things about people jack handy was right i hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people end quote here is my list of things 1 the rudy giuliani motivational speech commercial so a bunch of famous has beens are nows are getting together and want me to pay them to hear about how infamous they may or may not be to motivate my sales team the highlight of the show is sarah palin via satellite she works for fox news now the news source that never lies to america because they love america and support our soldiers i do feel sad for rudy he was an american hero not long ago these famous people that want for me to achieve my own personal success will only charge me 19 bucks that s a fair price to pay to have to endure all the smug they will spill out i wonder if the venue will offer a smug protection suit i simply can t believe that the carnival of motivational circus freaks are coming here i wonder what will be next probably a nickelback concert 2 the dude in the prius blasting nwa cop killer not that i am against the prius or have a problem with choice of music the man was listening too but that the two were put together i thought most hippie s lived in downtown slc this guy was a compete dushe passing the stansbury park police sub station with cop killer cranked and the windows down is a dumb act 3 children of the corn parents be on time with things you are suppose to be on time for unless there is hell fire or a serious running of the bulls get your kids to primary on time be accountable i am expected to be so why can t you parents before you bring your precious little ones to my class warn them that if they don t shut up listen to the lesson and wait to be called on bro moncur is going to grab there bottom lips and yank them over their heads class will go so much smoother if it s understood that having a bottom lip in it s proper place is a good thing i don t know why i am teaching kids anyway this is my 3rd or 4 th go around with primary or scouts man i really can hate the things kids do 4 work punks a thank you goes a long ways and kind words really do work wonders on cold hearts that being said do me wrong once and shame on me for letting you do that to me when i helped you do it to me twice and i will forever remember ask me to lift you out of the pit and i will simply forget to hear your voice don t ask me to do your job and mine without saying thank you it really does go a long way 5 political hacks i can t stand political rhetoric i hate media programs that call themselves news when in fact they should be called entertainment case in point the daily show with john stewart he has it right when he calls himself an entertainment program sean bill rush and all the like need to follow after this lead it s my opinion that sean rush and bill are simply entertainers putting on a show that promotes only themselves to them i say boys the fact of the matter is the voting polls are now closed you had your turn please wait for your next turn in 4 years to cast your vote a be informed make a choice and stick with it crybabies i will close now with some good tillamook ice cream great stuff mmmm posted by dave at 4 04 pm 2 comments older posts subscribe to posts atom http www youtube com watch v of4xw5snzfy my blog list categories http www blogger com img blank gif 1 archives 2011 2 october 1 fantasy foozeball january 1 2010 8 november 1 may 4 february 1 january 2 2009 12 december 1 november 1 september 1 july 1 may 1 april 1 march 1 february 2 january 3 2008 54 december 2 november 3 october 4 august 9 july 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