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ex is probably the best if perhaps not very realistic way to do things instead people fuck who they want get pregnant a dozen times and treat abortions like tossing a condom wrapper i d be far more inclined to support the right to choose if the choice were made through necessity not laziness and a desire to avoid responsibility don t even get me started on the results of johnson s destruction of the poor community by tearing apart families and making them look to their government rather than their community and family for support in times of distress i hope he s getting buttfucked by hitler right now omg the man is bringing us down corporations are evil rich people are rich because others are poor etc etc only someone completely separated from the world of work and jobs and society could possibly believe this i was forced as a requirement to take a class in voodoo sociology and i recall my barely qualified instructor preaching that vice presidents were overpaid and that she could do their job but they surely couldn t do hers they were just rich white men making sure their underlings stayed at each other s throats so they didn t notice how stupid and lazy they are if you believe this you are mentally retarded the fact of the matter is by and large ceo s and vp s and other executives make so much money because they are worth it not only could the average vp of anything come down and teach voodoo better than this bitch but the first week she was trying to do the easy job of being a vp she d have a nervous breakdown the fact of the matter is people at the top of large organizations like corporations care more about the average american and do more for society than a thousand community organizers or social workers the people that invest or work for these corporations are constantly on the minds of most executives and they strive constantly to do the best they can for all involved are there exceptions yes and you hear about them at length every time they get caught but notice that there are thousands of corporations with many thousands of executives and the corporation hating media and democratic party can only find perhaps a dozen such people per year everybody is equal this is so laughable as to make me wonder if people are actually intelligent creatures when the declaration of independence was originally written by adams the greatest american that ever lived in my opinion it said all men are created equally free and independent not all men are created equal adams would surely have laughed at the latter thought while we are and of a right should be equal in the eyes of god and law there is absolutely no way anyone intelligent can contend that we are all equal we each have differing levels of talent and intelligence and physical prowess and for these reasons should be expected to serve very different roles in society subsequently we should expect to be rewarded very differently based on the value of our abilities sorry dumb talentless people you aren t as valuable to society as talented geniuses not only is this true but it is just society must reward those that benefit society the most and value them above other people it doesn t mean you have to obey them but they do deserve a nicer house than you a little analogy many of you believe it is just to take wealth from those with great reserves and give it to others with less you believe they have more than they deserve even though it is clear that they in most cases earned it and those with less can t seem to figure out how it doesn t matter they have too much and others need it well what if we take the example of someone who is very good with the ladies should i as a less successful person have the right to sleep with his girlfriend because he has too much and i don t have enough what about a talented writer should we all get our name on the cover with equal prominence because he is just hogging up all the writing talent and others deserve some of course none of this makes any sense because we didn t write the book and we aren t charming and attractive and we don t deserve to have lots of money because we haven t found a way to be useful to society in a comparable way i know it isn t fair we ve been over this violence doesn t solve anything yes it does in fact i can think of no surer way to resolve any conflict than violence it is hard to me to even imagine a problem i have that couldn t be solved by violence that guy hitting on your girlfriend kill him not anymore somebody double park you in break into the car and roll it into the highway see problem solved what these actions cause more problems than they solved well that s not what you said you said violence doesn t solve anything a more accurate statement is violence is so blunt and traumatic that while it could be used to solve any problem it should be used sparingly and with great care i know that doesn t really fit on a bumper sticker but nothing intelligent does i mean placing you can t hug your children with nuclear arms on your car bumper is like advertising your extra chromosome anyway i m so tired of this everything you need to know you learned in kindergarten are you smarter than a 5th grader bullshit philosophy that everything in the world can be summed up in simple broad platitudes for people that are constantly preaching that everything is gray areas they sure are locked into a belief structure as simple as forrest gump s fashion sense mean poeple suck sometimes i m pretty sure this means honest people suck or people smarter than me suck only in the modern pc world could denying a poor person a loan be considered mean or even illegal while being rejected for a loan may seem mean you have to learn that sometimes the correct thing for another person or organization to do is to be mean to you i once in my stupider younger years attempted to get a loan without any collateral to which the loan officer responded with great sarcasm and condescension i was outraged at the time but over the years that disdain has served me well because i didn t deserve a loan what i was asking was essentially an insult to him and his institution to think that they should just give me money and expect to be treated as an adult was ridiculous considering i d walked in a proved i wasn t one in the end people who whine about mean people suck put that on your bumper i am smarter than a fifth grader way smarter only in modern america could a child knowing that a furlong is 660 feet be confused with superior intelligence for example i know how to drive a car which last i checked is far more valuable knowledge than the intricacies of the english measurement system the idea for the show is cute but the title returns to that most annoying of trends in which people delight in explaining how things aren t like they obviously are oh no running is actually bad for you surprise you d think that a decrease in violence in iraq was due to um less violence but a study conducted thousands of miles away about something completely unrelated like light patterns in baghdad prove that is isn t think 9 11 was done by terrorists think again simpleton chimpy retardiburton mcbushitler orchestrated the most ingenious diabolical attack on america without leaving behind any evidence oh my fucking god throw aside your preconceptions we re in a zany wacky world where anything is possible and the only people that toe the company line are brainless dinosaurs who hate black people and yearn for a return to the days of wife beating and tb wards fuck off i m smarter than a fifth grader smoking pot is bad for you alexthechick is hot even though she s on the internet and filled with irrational fears deal with it secreted by moron pundit at 7 02 am 44 comments labels rants tuesday july 29 2008 that s some fucked up shit right there yesterday in the evening i was waiting for my sister to come visit so i decided to take my little daughter to the playground behind my apartment complex while i attempted to convince luci that the kiddy swing was supposed to be fun not a novel form or torture i was approached by some neighborhood immigrant children i noticed an obvious hispanic accent probably an island or maybe south american as the older sister a girl of maybe 12 i m pretty certain she s more like 10 engaged me in conversation her how old she is me about six months her that s as old mine is me at this point i assumed she had mispoken in a non native tongue and meant her brother or sister cousin her she s with her grandmother umm her with my mother uhh her but mine is a boy the father goes to my school it is a rare and amazing occassion when i have absolutely nothing to say i quickly did some math in my head and realized that even assuming a very generous age of 12 this girl had gotten pregnant at the age fucking 10 years old in my ignorance i thought you needed to be a fucking teenager to have kids then i remembered that girls had started menstruating as young as nine and fertility goes along with that still that means someone had sex with a 10 year old at the oldest and got her pregnant and she had it and it survived and she s fucking raising it that s some fucked up shit right there i ll leave you with her most disturbing sentence i had to give mom the baby so i could go out and play have some fun what the fuck is wrong with the world secreted by moron pundit at 11 58 am 6 comments labels personal thursday july 17 2008 man it s dusty in here good thing i brought my feather duster and maid outfit good luck getting that image out of your head life has been truly ridiculous the last month whether it be three jobs a baby family friends getting married or just working on a totally awesome zombie video game details coming soon i just haven t had a chance to breathe when i do get a moment i tend to post my good stuff over at dpud since it will be read by far more than the three or four people that stop over here i ll be unveiling my new part time consulting company via its new website shortly in addition to other professional services i intend to offer blog installation maintenance programming and update services also i want to provide scripts for anything from polls to random phrase generators etc i ve got pretty solid talent at programming in php javascript asp etc if i really list it out it sounds like bragging these days so i can interface with most any blog engine you happen to be running also i think i m going to start posting a bunch of pictures of my daughter and other photographs i take i m trying to train myself to use gimp to create good logos and other web graphics and while the progress is slow i m getting somewhere eventually you ll all want to purchase your products from moron solutions no i m not kidding not even a little moron solutions we don t think we re smarter than you secreted by moron pundit at 9 03 am 1 comments thursday july 3 2008 100 bitches 100 alcoholic oneplusyou quizzes and widgets i m going to go ahead and claim my exceptional score is because i bartended for two years but you make up your own mind secreted by moron pundit at 2 37 pm 0 comments labels alcohol personal wednesday july 2 2008 php bleg i m not sure how tech savvy my readership is but i have a rather complicated obscure problem with php and consuming web services that i could really use some help on anybody secreted by moron pundit at 11 44 am 1 comments labels personal monday june 30 2008 the lights aren t off yet i know it has been pretty quiet around here because i ve been posting most of my good political and odd news stuff over at doubleplusundead this blog however is not dead i think i ll use it to focus in more on personal stories wisconsin news and other oddities that may otherwise clutter up dpud s fine establishment i had intended to cross post most of my material here but found that to be tedious to say the least beyond the fact that i had to post an article twice the method by which blogger translates text into html is different than mee nu it has to do with converting line breaks so i end up having to do a lot of code cleanup to get it to look right other topics i will continue start to write about here include computer programming web consulting and the future of several personal projects i m working on including a book sci fi a computer game it has to do with killing zombies and the company i m starting that will not only offer professional services to businesses but provide myriad blog installation and software solutions to the world at large i hope to make my professional website available soon at www m0r0n com if only i had an extra 5 hours per day anyone want to lend me some secreted by moron pundit at 11 01 am 0 comments tragedy and parenting before i had my daughter in january i could have never fathomed the agony a story like this must produce a 3 year old girl drowned in a pool at a friend s home in milwaukee officers said it happened at a home near 80th street and tesch avenue at about 6 30 p m saturday police said the girl might have been wearing a flotation device earlier in the day but took it off to eat dinner while i can t even imagine surviving the death of my daughter i have many family members who have lost children and they all say you find a way you have to the worst part is that the child had the water wings on and took them off to eat this oversight by the parents will inevitably lead them to endless self recriminations that are obviously undeserved yes they probably should have noticed but life is fast and frantic and children are as kinetic as quicksilver the reality is terrible terrible things happen and no amount of care can prevent that i must qualify all of this by saying that i regularly go into my daughter s room to check if she is breathing and have an absolutely irrational terror about walking when my daughter is on the floor for some reason vivid images of me stepping on her skull flash into my mind and i almost have to immediately sit down who knew you could ever care about something so much even with the risk of such terrible loss i can only pity those who have chosen not to have children i m not better than you i just feel sad that you ll never know the most powerful love in the world secreted by moron pundit at 10 36 am 7 comments labels lulu personal thursday june 26 2008 i d like you to meet my new girlfriend that s right a fucking bread maker after getting back from my vacation out west i bought some supplies for making bread and fired that little darling up result i have finally achieved true bliss i only made basic white bread but it was fantastic the quality difference between store bought bread and the stuff you make yourself cannot be overstated and the recipes i can try are many and varied homemade banana bread i win i just fucking win i hope to never eat store bought bread again secreted by moron pundit at 7 14 pm 3 comments labels personal older posts home subscribe to posts atom about beth schrodinger 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