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of their program it s math it s reading it games and excited bring it on posted by jennifer 11 55 pm 0 comments sunday march 29 2009 2009 quarter 1 2009 q1 yes i have gotten lazy and now do only quarterly posts get over it this quarter s top highlight after 2 ye ars of trying andrew can not roll him tongue it s only uphill from here art this month s art collection covers winter assorted odds and ends we started off the year with a christmas reindeer and then what i assume is the chanukah or maybe kwanza bunny then we moved to snowman made from can bottoms and the season of the sneaker the sneaker was actually one of andrew s finer pieces of work aside from the super scary hairy orange spider that bears some similarity to a chicken pre sleep rumble i thought bath time was supposed to calm kids down it seems to be the quiet before the storm one night the underwear spontaneously flew from the drawers and landed all over the room james bravely weathered the storm then passed out on the floor another night i hear a big thud and come in to find the humid ifier in about 10 pieces on the floor with about 2 gallons of water quickly absorbing into the carpet after re assembling the humidifier with most pieces several weeks later i entered their room unannounced to find them sitting on the dresser daring each other to push it off little do they know that the humidifier is the only form of medication they receive when they get colds we can thank an overzealous media for that one night i thought i heard them making a racket do i sound like a parent now and i just opened the door looked at them with my german face turned off the lights and closed the door the boys looked stunned then i heard andrew say james we weren t doing anything sleeping arrangement can someone remind me why parents go to the effort of purchasing or in my case swapping furniture within the family a bed we have 2 beds and 2 boys yet james chooses to take over andrew s bed some how andrew got pushed to the foot of the bed like a puppy dog then james chose to act out the monkey jump ing on the bed book they soon grew bored of the bed and chose to lay out every b lanket we own on the floor on the bedroom they seem to be ju st as comfy sleeping on the floor makes sense since i slept on the floor for about 4 years as a kid closet melee i did not realize just how many clothes out child ren owned until they decided to clear the closet one night andrew thought it was great fun until i m ade him stay up to sort the hangers after about 2 hours he passed out and so did i the next evening we spent 4 hours together with him handing me each and every piece of clothing and color coded hanger to put back in the closet i thought this was punishment but he seemed to enjoy it way too much the closets are now on lock down and when i asked him if he would do it again he said it s mommy s fault you forgot to lock the closet i have been outsmarted by a 3 year old again career move if naked customer service becomes a career path andrew is all set pinball the pinball machine s future looks a lot bri ghter now that the boys are playing it has been removed from the endangered species list for the house potty time i am happy to report that young james is giving potty training a whirl again he has the mechanics of it figured out but does not understand the schedule as in get naked and sit on the potty before opening the plumbing pipes i have been pee d on more times than i care to remember andrew has now decided that peeing in the corner of the bedroom makes him little brother laugh hysterically andrew likes to entertain and has had repeat performances several nights in a row to mommy s chagrin unfortunately our cat is not taking to andrew marking his territory so we have a battle of the boys raging is this really my life roo pictures give a 3 year old a camera and this is what he takes pictures of the glaring sun picture is the ceilin g fan also known as sleeping place of beanie babies andrew said he tried all night to get the 2 dogs stuck up there good thing he did not turn on the ceiling fan and watc h them fly off i said take a picture of yourself and he photographed his feet i said take a picture of your brother and he takes a picture of his hand andrew does not just think outside the box he can t even see the box and does not even know it exists naptime sadly naptime for andrew has come to a n end we no longer try to get him to nap on the weekends but sometimes he falls asleep on the sofa in the afternoon with whatever he is playing with this day it was the unused orange toilet plunger this home depot 4 98 item has been a favorite over the years dress code the boys must not have gotten the me mo about wearing pants it just cuts down on the laundry our alpha dog at daycare andrew has taken to sneaking up on the smaller kids in the class and roaring at them causing them to crap their pants at daycare andrew has started watching his teacher with an eagle eye whenever she turns her back he runs and hides when they can not find him they have to call the office declare a lock down and his teachers and 3 directors go on a hunt for andrew when andrew is misbehaving his teacher calls the director s office to have her come talk to him this is new since he used to go to the director s office which he enjoyed way too much once the call has been made he goes from a spazmaniac to a sweet little boy sitting on his cot for the pretty lady to come talk to him alpha dog has been so active at daycare that i know have monthly meetings with 2 organizations and the daycare to coral his behavior the march meeting was spent covering why it is not appropriate to moon your classmates i see many parent teacher principal conferences in my future random conversations germs james dropped his cereal spoon on the floor andrew exclaims quick mommy pick it up before the germs hop on why we need make french toast one saturday morning andrew was explaining why i needed to make french toast for breakfast you and daddy went to kazakhstan to get me then you went to guatemala to get james so we need to make french toast now odd logic but surprisingly accurate we never ate french toast before the boys football when the eagles were playing the cardinal in the playoffs andrew said he saw red birds and white birds i asked him which bird he liked more and he said the more better birds i ll leave it up to the reader to decide which bird that was boo boo buddy in a frenzy of active play james ran head on into the corner of a family room pseudo padded chair he then headed right to the freezer to get the frozen boo boo buddy andrew beat him to the freezer snatched the boo boo buddy and they had this exchange andrew where s the hurt james point to his forehead andrew applies boo boo buddy to his cheek for about 2 seconds then asks all better now james nope andrew applies boo buddy to his chin and then proclaims you all better now james ok they run off to play black out do you have any idea how hard a 2 year olds head is one night i was leaning down to james forehead to give him a good night kiss and he decide to sit up uber fast to surprise me our foreheads slammed i saw a bright flash of light and a head ache emerged after recovering from the stunning i tried again to give him another kiss good night and wham he does it again another flash of light and then i blacked out for a couple seconds andrew watched all this and was quite concerned and said mommy you need to go to dr house fine arts the boys exposure to the fine arts is limited to the disney channel but has recently branched out to nickelodean we have maanged to escape the evils of elmo and barney this is what is gobbling up our tivo space bear and the big blue house my friends tigger and pooh includes tigger movie piglet movie and the 1970 s pooh movie handy manny yo gabba gabbaa mickey s clubhouse borders on annoying as barney little einsteins ok but sure is no handy manny next quarter the boys take walt disney world by storm posted by jennifer 8 37 pm 2 comments wednesday december 31 2008 december 2008 christmas the boys thankfully slept in to the ripe old hour of 6 30 on christmas morning they still don t totally get christmas yet so we all had a chance to enjoy opening the presents at a leisurely pace james was quite proud of his backpack which was a big as he was and andrew s need to help disassemble electronics was curbed with a handy manny tv set you can take apart the creators were kind enough to make the screws loosen the part allowing the part to be removed without the screw actually coming out after presents it was time to move on to breakfast french toast again here s a picture of and rew last year and this year by mid afternoon we had moved on to snacks i could not get the pomegranates opened fast enough for them the bowl never made it to the table they just sat on the carpet by the sink and ate them they also started to peel off their clothes by noon by the time uncle scott and aunt peg arrived they were in their underwear door the boys were excited with the first snow they like to look out the front door to check out snow girl scouts the young nurse across the street the garbage truc k or incoming visitors here s another picture from april of this year snow the first couple times it snowed the boys were very excited the snow wa s mixed with ice which meant daycare would close early the boys were excited about driving home in the snow and wanted to go outside as soon as we got home but not before mommy stopped in an empty parking lot to explain donuts james got dressed in snow boots snowpants a sweater gloves scarf winter coat and hat after 5 seconds outside he decided his guatemalan blood was not meant for the cold meanwhile andrew was in jeans t shirt and his winter coat refusing to wear hat gloves scarf or pretty much anything that would keep him warm i had to drag andrew in after an hour but not before we went for a ride down the driveway on our sweet new sled sure you might see it as a plastic recycling container but to us it is a sled this caused much confusion on trash day when andrew asked what the men were doing with his sled pellets the wood pellet stove has been keeping the ho use warm all winter andrew is vigilant in making sure james does not touch the hot glass doors james got a wee bit too close one day that will be the first last and only time that will happen with the pellet stove comes bags of pellets and lots of them the boys are now using their sturdy rainbow lion as a work horse to help haul the 7 or8 40 pound bags we go through each week if you make anything sound fun they will be glad to help http www youtube com watch v 88f5ne6fd6e http www youtube com watch v mxgirrevfra tub rub a dub dub two boys in a tub means lots of interesting moments do you know how loud 2 boys can scream in the tub just for the fun of hearing the echo did you know what water can be splashed about 6 feet up an d over the shower door have you ever seen a bubble contest in the tub after this month i can answer all of those questions andrew is the same wild and crazy man outside of the tub as he is in here they are now and this time last year things i thought i would never say in regards to tub time 7 no sword fights 6 who made those bubbles 5 no belly flops 4 no wrestling 3 use a washcloth don t lick your brother clean 2 don t spit water at your brother private part 1 don t giggle when your brother spits water at your private part i am now sure that was going through their heads when they put th e ski caps on but this can t be good andrew found some sunglasses on clearance at th e supermarket there was a huge out of season display made of cheap cardboard that looked as if it was about to topple over and he was drawn to it like pooh bear to honey two foosdtore workers nearby kept a close eye on him ready to pounch when he knocked the whole thing over as he randomly yanked sunglasses off the display to try them on without incident he picked these gidget glasses then gently placed them into the cart instructing me not to mash them them with the bag of salad the store workers finally were at ease and went back to their work potty time with 1 boy potty trained we hoped the other would not be far behind recently james has decided that he does not need to wear a diaper he takes it upon himself to remove his pants and diaper place his diaper in the toilet put his pants back on then flush the toilet there are several flaws in this plan which i will leave up to the reader andrew also has the desire to go commando as he removes all the warms jammies we put on his after bath time forget the dilemma of boxers vs briefs these boys prefer to go au natural they are really taking this go green to reduce laundry a bit too far art here is this month s sole art project that was blog worthy it s a turkey hat just try telling me it s not cute moments that make you go hmmmmm from a daily daycare report andrew made some better choices today however he emptied a bag of glitter and sequins on a friend and on the floor he did help clean up this is great james dropped his cereal spoon on the floor andrew exclaims quick mommy pick it up before the germs hop on at daycare andrew has taken to sneaking up on the smaller kids in the class and roaring at them causing them to crap their pants at daycare andrew has started watching his teacher with an eagle eye whenever she turns her back he runs and hides when they can not find him they have to call the office declare a lock down and his teachers and 3 directors go on a hunt for andrew when andrew is misbehaving his teacher calls the director s office to have her come talk to him this is new since he used to go to the director s office which he enjoyed way too much once the call has been made he goes from a spazmaniac to a sweet little boy sitting on his cot for the pretty lady to come talk to him and here s one that made me cry we were sitting at dinner one night and andrew asked where mommy s mommy is to which we replied heaven andrew instantly says i go see her sometime how do you reply to that labels december 2008 posted by jennifer 12 20 pm 1 comments sunday november 30 2008 october november 2008 school picture day of course we have to dress them alike it s our rights as parents by the time pictures rolled around james hair was not as stylish but the photographer was able to get some nice pictures potty time i am glad to report andrew is pretty much done with the excepti on of night time however if he puts socks on at night that seems to cur e the problem james is catching up fast with the potty scene he s been trying for a year but now he almost says the word before tottering over to the potty stripping diaper pants and socks then defying gravity and climbing up on the seat himself i am glad to report james did not have the adventurous spirit andrew did with distance shooting from a seated position on the potty james is a bit more chal...