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it s ms tiger woods skip to main skip to sidebar sunday may 31 2009 glory s werds uf wizdum let me give you a list of just some of the things i must remember to be a good dog 1 i will not eat the cats food before they eat it or after they throw it up 2 i will not roll on dead seagulls fish crabs etc just because i like the way they smell 3 the litter box is not a cookie jar 4 the sofa is not a face towel 5 the garbage collector is not stealing our stuff 6 i will not play tug of war with dad s underwear when he s on the toilet 7 sticking my nose into someone s crotch is an unacceptable way of saying hello 8 i don t need to suddenly stand straight up when i m under the coffee table 9 i must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house not after 10 i will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt 11 i will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch 12 the cat is not a squeaky toy so when i play with him and he makes that noise it s usually not a good thing posted by story at 7 48 am 10 comments labels gloria eets kat poo gloria is a stinky dog saturday may 30 2009 hahahahahaha momma has a biiig clump on oor garden posted by story at 8 14 am 1 comment thursday may 28 2009 gardenin wif momma momma and me started oor garden plants awhile ago i helped by warming up the jiffy peat pots we will be takin pichures as things grow and bloom we planted morning glorys i really hope they don t make more gloria dumbdogs here is a pichure of the front of oor house momma s friends and fambly helped her to make the gardens and to plant things cause hers has a bad back she was very happy they helped her and daddy got us a humming berd feeder momma had tankie ootside on the frunt verandah and he saw the hummin berd he wus very excited about that oh and i want to give a shout out to my favorite mancat in calee forn ee ah skeezix he s been werkin really hard for the spelling bee go see his blog about the bee posted by story at 10 24 am 3 comments tuesday may 26 2009 guess where braindamage has been sleepin lately durh posted by story at 1 46 pm 4 comments labels sadie issa loozer friday may 15 2009 berdies on momma here s today s pichures for you this is skeezixberdie he just got back from a bikeride this is daisy she wus sittin on momma dis is zoolatryberdie she wus walkin around the yard and the friendliest one today was jeterberdie he sat on momma for an hour wus even peepin at her and poopin on hers hahahaha loves his neck scritched momma just got back frum swimmin at the gym she looks horrible and dont pay any attention to any of her chins ha dis one is momma s walpapers now a very berdie mtw posted by story at 2 53 pm 14 comments tuesday may 12 2009 oor berdies are almost ready to fly momma went oot to take a pichure of daisyberdie jeter berdie skeezix berdie and zoolatryberdie and skeezix and daisy jumped oot of da nest dey were runnin around flappin and gloria dumbdog wuz likkin her lips at skeezix berdie momma caught them and stuck them back inna nest but she finks they won t be here for very many days posted by story at 11 53 am 4 comments monday may 11 2009 the top 8 iphone apps for your pet heer s some helpful iphone apps yoo mite wanna get 8 ican makes the sound of canned food opening drive your pals crazy 7 ipurr gives your human the impression you actually give a crap 6 photo album identify your doggie friends by sight and avoid those awkward cold and wet how ya doin s back there 5 death rattle ring tone generator 4 inads enjoy these virtual jewels after your cold hearted master and his evil vet friend took yours periodically prompts for grooming 3 goldfish memorymaster increases memory to 6 seconds 2 the iminnocent detects canine flatulence and plays audio of the owner s voice saying oops excuse me before he has a chance to blame the dog and the number 1 iphone app for your pet 1 ipolly repeats what your human says in your voice so you can concentrate more on his or her eventual overthrow posted by story at 9 11 am 3 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom my facebook button mstiger woods s profile create your badge i gots my squillion about me story view my complete profile my catster page join the catster community subscribe to posts atom posts all comments atom all comments followers blog archive 2009 66 may 15 glory s werds uf wizdum hahahahahaha gardenin wif momma guess where braindamage has been sleepin lately berdies on momma oor berdies are almost ready to fly the top 8 iphone apps for your pet mommas day tank s trip outside berdies not so scrawny today cute overload haiku contest all 4 berdies maked it we gots berdies what dogs teach still no berdie bebehs yet april 11 march 40