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id hefty oh it s on now if you assume that just because i consume mass quantities of fat sugar and salt i m hefty well then you ve underestimated this thrifty crafty girl i m also assuming you think i sat down with the entire dish in my lap consuming this dessert in its entirety without a spoon cause it gets in the way of my binging well i wanted to but i was forced to share and i ll finish by saying this i don t recall stuffing a gun to your ribs and forcing you to make this recipe if i did that i d be crazy now wouldn t i and if i were crazy i d leave ridiculous comments on blogs under the name anonymous and i just don t do that a better idea would be to have tried the version you suggested and put that in the comments i m all for having healthier versions of my recipes not for me since us hefty girls have to keep up the calorie consumption but other people might like it and you re moving on outta here shame i was looking forward to more crabby anonymous comments from you viv says wow priscilla seems to have it under control i think this time around i ll just offer up a wee bit of visual advice she can count calories and call names but apparently isn t familiar with the workings of a keyboard nice what do you say posted by vivienne the v spot at 5 30 am 20 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday june 4 2012 when idiots weigh in on anniversaries it s never pretty good grief charlie brown chalk this one up to people who are bitter and can t understand what playful banter is lauren at filing jointly finally isn t that a cute name is a newlywed and wrote an obviously tongue in cheek post about how her husband didn t share her enthusiasm about their 11 month anniversary source she wanted to celebrate on 11 11 11 at 11 11 him not so much anyone who has even half a brain cell should be able to tell that she is totally kidding around and should also be able to tell that her blog is chock full of funnies it appears there are several anonymous readers who do not in fact have a whole brain cell between them here are three 1 wow stumbled upon this by accident i feel sorry for this ryan dude you sound extremely spoiled and bitchy and who the hell celebrates each month how long they have been married i barely have time to think of one anniversary a year because yes this is what the word anniversary means who lets spoiled immature people like you get married bad mouthing your husband so openly like this after only 11 months of marriage is pathetic you will be divorced before you can celebrate 11 years 2 my friend who stumbled on this by accident sent me the link for a laugh lol indeed give the guy a break i mean he s already facing a yearly reminder that he married an imbecile does he really need one every month i can t say i blame him for not wanting to wish with you i don t think there s any nice way to say i wish my wife would stop being a moron good luck with that 3 oh shut up today is my 3 year anniversary as in the actual anniversary of the date we got married three years ago though actually today marks the date ten years ago that we first got together i got my husband a nice watch a bottle of crown royal reserve and a sweet card talking about how much i loved him and what did i get a big fat nothing not even a happy anniversary so excuse me if i don t have any patience to listen to you talk about not getting what you want for your 11 month anniversary and by the way count your lucky stars that you re able to use his credit card to buy new boots that shit would absolutely not fly around here and seeing as he didn t call you any four letter names or hurl something at your head while this interaction was going on you guys s conversation was not all that bad it was pretty normal in fact if anything you come off looking like a spoiled little brat for wanting to get your way about a made up holiday and then demanding to use his credit card you have a normal husband enjoy that fact and stop bitching i guarantee you a lot more people have it way worse than you enjoy what you have your griping about this is making you look really petty and unattractive our slammed blogger says i chose not to respond on my blog though a lot of my sweet blogstalkers what i call my readers did respond for me but if i did decide to justify the comments with a reply this is what i would say this is a humor blog it is supposed to be ridiculous and i can not stress enough the fact that this post was just a joke maybe not a very good one but a joke nevertheless i didn t try seriously to make my husband celebrate 11 months nor did i actually use his credit card which is actually a joint account to purchase myself a gift that would be ridiculous my husband and i love each other very much and he supports my blog wholeheartedly he understands my inane sense of humor which you all obviously do not and that is just fine truly what is not fine and i think most people would agree is calling someone you do not know spoiled and bitchy and pathetic you label me immature and ask who let me get married my answer is this i made the decision myself thank you very much as i am an adult you in my opinion are the ones that are being immature calling someone you again do not even know an imbecile and a moron for what is the purpose of this it is hurtful and downright mean oh and as far as your prediction that my husband and i will not be together after 11 years we actually hit ten years together in january and we re still going strong and you know what we celebrated our ten year dating anniversary even though we re married now and should start over because to us it was a milestone and we both wanted to commemorate the occasion in some small way for your sake s i hope that you were just having a bad day when you commented for it would be trying i think to go through life in such a resentful and it seems though i wouldn t know as i do not know you bitter way oh and if my husband called made a habit of calling me names and hurling things at my head he wouldn t be my husband any longer just saying viv says this is truly stupid let s examine their comments shall we 1 who the hell celebrates each month how long they have been married um people who love each other and view each day as a gift people who look to celebrate the little moments in life i barely have time to think of one anniversary a year gee your spouse must feel so fortunate and special 2 i mean he s already facing a yearly reminder that he married an imbecile does he really need one every month you re just a jack ass moving on 3 and what did i get a big fat nothing not even a happy anniversary you have a normal husband i guarantee you a lot more people have it way worse than you oh honey i think there is a better than average chance that you are married to anonymous commenter 1 if your spouse is a normal husband i am glad that mine is abnormal it s obvious that lauren s blog is just good snarky fun it s also obvious that her husband has every bit as much snark as she does and they play off of each other and with each other couples who can both dish it up and take it are more likely to remain happily married these commenters may be anonymous but i think we all got some great insights into the states of their marriages didn t we what do you say posted by vivienne the v spot at 10 15 am 11 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday may 23 2012 a clear case of non marriage material ok football season is over but i had to share the reeeee dick ulous comment that the lovely kate from kate elizabeth conner received for a silly post where she ranked nfl quarterbacks based on marital qualifications and eligibility the lovely kate and her 1 pick source it was just for fun it was tongue in cheek it was in jest it was discovered by a complete jack hole the jack hole says yeah minneapolis sucks looks around see s there aren t too many snobby b like the author of this article considers self fortunate to live in the area holy s this dumb broad thinks matt hasselbeck is hot like 5 out of 5 hot he gets the same marry able score 32 5 as josh freeman and wait for it cam f newton she also finds rex grossman more marryable than tom brady dumb b like this are why you make 75 cents on the dollar women of america this s right here oh wait she s an evangelical christian color me surprised kate s husband is a youth pastor so she couldn t leave the comment up on her blog she added the asterisks for the ridiculously bad language for our benefit however here is what she wanted to say our slammed blogger says first of all i don t see how my not preferring to live in minneapolis over san diego real mystery of life right there makes me a snobby b secondly nowhere in my entire post on my entire blog for that matter did i call anyone as disrespectful of a name as you just called me so yeah i m the one with the personality flaw and yes matt hasslebeck is hot i have nothing against josh freeman cam newton has a smile that goes on for miles and tom brady cheated on his wife and had an illegitimate child how stupid of me not to want that quality in a life partner it s no wonder i make 75 cents on the dollar oh wait i stay at home learning braille and caring for my blind child and volunteering to work with at risk teenagers in our area what a snob i am and finally it is ignorant small minded prejudicial and so ugly of you to imply that i am a snob b or a dumb broad because i am a christian as far as i can tell it makes me kinder than you viv says un b leeeeeve able i almost have no words for this idiot almost jack hole must not be a real man real men do not provide serious input on what is clearly a post written just for fun real men do not weigh on whether or not other men have desirable attributes as husbands real men don t slam someone s faith and belittle them but mostly real men do not refer to women as dumb broads or dumb be yotches jack hole my mental picture of you includes an over sized team jersey worn almost to your knees which hides the skinny jeans you ve got belted below your butt hopefully it hides the stupid tattoo you got at coachella as well you are holding a can of coors light giving your buddies knuckle bumps or high fives you have stains from buffalo wings and pizza under your fingernails and you almost certainly have on a ball cap worn backwards i am fairly certain you have no need for this book enjoy your life as a mediocre stereotype you wear it well asshat what do you say posted by vivienne the v spot at 11 21 am 7 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday may 10 2012 speedos all kinds of wrong and not just in america shawn over at seriously shawn has quite the sense of humor she is a practical joker and seems to be a magnet for funny slightly uncomfortable situations she also seems to have drawn the ire of someone who prefers speedos to regular swim trunks she helps to host talk to us tuesday a linky party for funny or random stories in this post where she describes a practical joke involving her husband and a speedo that was too small she got this comment credit seriously shawn mean comment more evidence why americans are viewed by the rest of the world as being ignorant and stupid what shawn says ignorant and stupid you say let me ask you do you mean americans as a whole or just little ol me the author of this post your choice of words are a little harsh don t you think i would love to thank you personally for your less than kind words but it seems that you like to hide behind the screen of anonymity you also have no email linked to your profile i m thinking it s because you like to stir the pot but aren t man enough to handle what comes your way in return as a result you have left me no choice but to reply here oh and next tuesday on the front page of my blog because this is a perfect ttut post if you wanted to play nice i would simply say i m sorry i offended you but it seems that you don t want to do that so i ll leave it at this you my dear have no sense of humor maybe it s because you have the personality of a dry piece of toast or that you lack the ability to fill out your own beloved speedo making this no laughing matter in your eyes either way i really don t care clearly or maybe not so clearly for some this was meant as a joke my advice to you is to lighten up or buy your next speedo in the next size up viv says see now i just thought a speedo was a poor fashion choice i had no idea that swim suit preferences were evidence that could further the condemnation of america when american men try to compensate for a substandard wee wee they usually do it in some symbolic way like buying a flashy car perhaps shawn s commenter is more of a literal guy and believes you should put on a tight pair of swim bottoms to try to make the object in question appear larger or perhaps his speedo is too tight and it has cut off the blood flow to his brain what do you say posted by vivienne the v spot at 5 30 am 6 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday february 13 2012 everyone should be a whiner oops i mean winner someone sent our friend lesley at fabulously flawed a lame email and by lame we mean completely clueless off in their own narcissistic la la world of entitlement kind of lame in her own words here s what lesley says my name is lesley and i host a very small linky party every thursday called super sweet thursday par tay by small i mean teeny compared to some of the linky parties out there that receive hundreds of entries i get a maximum of 40ish link ups every week the reason that i mention this is to express that i certainly do not think i am a big deal i also know very well that if anyone links up their project to this party and if i happen to choose to feature said project there are only a couple of dozen people who would even notice which brings me to my email notice the subject line lovely this blogger who did not send the email anonymously goes on to tell me that she is upset with me for not choosing her to win a prize on my blog the prize being a feature i assume lesley didn t respond to this wacky email but here s what she wanted to say hello darling i am so thrilled that you chose to take time away from your day and also take time away from your meds to write such a sincere and uplifting email it was such a pleasure to read or was it who can tell what i mean i do exude timeless sarcasm after all i could sit here and wonder what prize you are referring to i could pace the room fretting over what mind bogglingly amazing craft it was that you submitted that i overlooked but i won t i think you re freaking out enough for both of us i will say though for future reference that a linky party is not a contest it awards no prizes you cannot win a linky party there are no entries or enteries as you call them it is just a place where like minded people ca...