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s that tells you they re awesome is just being arrogant eereeeníans are incapable of arrogance that s partially why we re so yelpsnig we can also travel through time traveling through time isn t really an accurate description we re actually atemporal or free from the restrictions of time to eereeeníans time isn t a forward arrow as with most species to us time is like a video we can rewind fast forward or pause and visit any moment we want whenever we want that s how we see time we can go to different moments in time as easily as you can scratch your butt don t do it nobody likes a show off why can we do this i don t know why can t you this is important because to me all things have happened and will happen for example to me you have yet to be born you were already born you ve lived your whole life had children grandchildren and beyond because all time exists to me at once when i write i will write about things that will happen in your future as if they are past events because to me it s all the same and that is the proper literary format present tense makes no sense a story isn t a story until after it has happened before entering the literary world of nobbinmaug it is important that you understand that just because i say something happened doesn t necessarily mean that s true in your current time that might be kind of confusing don t worry about it just enjoy the skeetleybeboppin story on certain planets and in certain times my stories are labeled as science fiction i assure you that these stories are true they may just not have happened yet just because something hasn t happened doesn t mean it s not going to happen you might have to wait a few hundred years or millennia but if you re patient you ll see in just a few hundred short millennia you ll be saying dang that nobbinmaug is more like nobbinstradamus what humans don t live for hundreds of millennia you are fragile creatures aren t you well maybe your kids what grandkids great great great grandchildren how long do you people live well maybe you shouldn t pollute your planet so much or be so violent and you ll live longer like those of us with civilized civilizations not all of my stories take place that far into your future so maybe some of you will live to view them in their splendid realities all right since most of you will be dead or at least grown ups which is basically the same thing before many of the tales about which i have chosen to write will happen i ve decided to share some of my greatest stories with you now o k o k please save your applause for the end of course being stranded on earth will greatly restrict your abilities to experience these adventures for yourself i am well established throughout the universe as a historian as you can imagine eereeeníans make for excellent historians most of the universe isn t interested in stories about earth most people in the universe have never heard of earth and thought i made it up the l squad takes place on earth so i decided it was the perfect story for my earth debut the first story i plan to share with you is about a group of misfits and outcasts collectively known as the l squad the l squad is a group of aliens who get stranded on a junky little planet called earth along with a much larger group of aliens oh i mean a beautiful little planet called earth the planet really has tremendous potential if only her inhabitants could learn to respect her and treat her like she deserves to be respected and treated the point is that they get stranded there and become part of an organization sworn to defend the planet against alien attacks the problem is that the l squad can t seem to do anything right they mess up every one of their missions what you want to read about heroes who do heroic things that s every other story what if the misfits and outcasts can become the heroes cliché maybe it s a true story i am merely a reporter a historian i can only tell you what happened or happens now i m confused how about this there are aliens spaceships robots dinosaurs from space yes dinosaurs from space an alien invasion lasers battles an anthropomorphic dog bad puns and farts how about that does that sound like a good story no there aren t any horses that other stuff s not enough for you aliens and robots should be enough for a good story this story has farts in it no there are no monkeys what if in the sequel there are monkeys who ride horses no you want horses who ride monkeys that doesn t even make any sense i ll let you in on a little secret there may or may not be flying robot monkeys in my second book norman normalson the normals on this blog i ll post more information on the story and character bios you can decide for free if you want to buy the book the l squad when it comes out dragons there is no pleasing you is there what s next pirates dang it all right there are some space pirates in george s bio don t get too excited they only get a brief mention all right there are space pirates in norman normalson s bio they return in a nearly norman christmas i m ending this before it descends into any more tomfoolery i get enough of that from tomfoolery updates will be coming often don t miss out subscribe to this blog follow me on bitter oh it s twitter here oh ex twitter no just x humans understand that that s just a letter right that s right on epatrus it s called bitter because they re actually honest about it let s be friends on flobloloso what on earth it s facebook that s a dumb name on earth i have profiles on wordpress youtube instagram tiktok medium soundcloud tumblr threads bluesky and substack the guy with charlie productions has a youtube and an instagram i am not a fan of social media or the anti social effect it has on humanity so i typically post and return to creating that s a lot of social media profiles for someone who hates social media that s the price i pay to share my art with the world you re welcome whatever social media sites you use make sure you share this with everyone you know and everyone you don t know we have reached the end i will now bask in your applause oh humans are horrible at applause especially you yeah you in the red two hands buddy no you put them together never mind you know who s good at applause wikanders they have suction cup hands they produce a good strong applause epilogue while i m working on getting the l squad and norman normalson the normals ready to publish i self published an experimental book called feral a silly lilly tail tale i should maybe explain why it s experimental it doesn t settle into any predestined age category i wrote it for my friend s niece when she was 7 i don t remember how old her niece was at that time i didn t have any way to illustrate it ai came along a few years later so i went for it i updated the book for a 10 year old it was supposed to just be for her but her family loved it so much that i decided to try self publishing it i changed the names to protect captain oregano s and dump man s secret identities and replaced some of the real events with fiction which i call remix fiction i wanted to use this as my first release as i was and still am experimenting with self publishing maybe someday i ll republish it with an artist s illustrations but i have to make money first my baby boy has a heart issue we re spending a lot of time and money at the vet because it s a lot less expensive than going to a human doctor i kept the ai images because i knew there was no way i was going to recoup a fraction of the cost of hiring an illustrator i have not and will not use ai in my writing other than to check spelling grammar and punctuation feral a silly lilly t̶a̶i̶l̶ tale is available in audiobook 3 46 or free with audible membership which includes a free pdf ebook 2 99 to buy or free with kindle unlimited paperback 12 27 hardcover 27 85 or apple books 3 99 audio only for my second children s book jimmy the wuzzlybuzzles vs the veggie monsters i hired an illustrator i still won t recoup my investment but it looks a lot more professional i don t know when it s coming out because i don t have the completed version yet i have learned that when hiring an illustrator one must present firm deadlines or one will consistently find oneself at the bottom of the list i ve currently been waiting for 14 months to get a 24 page book illustrated share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on telegram opens in new window telegram share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp email a link to a friend opens in new window email 32 thoughts on nobbinmaug a brief bio add yours marysa writes says january 30 2019 at 11 33 am please help me pronounce eereeeneeee like liked by 4 people reply nobbinmaug says january 30 2019 at 12 02 pm each is a long e i was just playing with the spelling if you want to carry it out like that have fun with it like liked by 2 people reply marysa writes says january 30 2019 at 12 04 pm good thing i was joking xd like liked by 2 people stine writing says june 25 2020 at 6 57 am marysa that is hysterical like liked by 2 people reply mrs fever says april 1 2019 at 6 21 pm somehow i feel i should always carry a towel like liked by 3 people reply nobbinmaug says april 5 2019 at 1 26 pm is that a compliment or an overshare about your personal life i ve noticed the similarities i swear it s not intentional we just have similarly bizarre senses of humor his is a sense of humour which is a totally different thing the first time i read hitchhiker s guide i thought this sounds like something i would write i was jealous that i didn t think of it first i can find some solace in the knowledge that he wrote it before i was born like liked by 2 people reply mythrider says june 26 2019 at 2 28 pm this is great i love it it s also inspiring making me think who knows what i might come up after being inspired by an alien historian i mean i m a historian after all yes i am just because i don t live in time like you i know things i do too i ll prove it to just give me time to think like liked by 3 people reply nobbinmaug says june 28 2019 at 12 33 pm thank you that s what we all try to do isn t it entertain inspire and get people to think like like reply invictus says july 29 2019 at 11 56 am funny eereeenían you have already sucked me into your crazy funny world like liked by 2 people reply nobbinmaug says july 29 2019 at 6 00 pm thank you i m glad i could suck you in wait what like like reply invictus says july 29 2019 at 11 56 am bitter lol like like reply nobbinmaug says july 29 2019 at 6 05 pm how so like like reply larry trasciatti says august 3 2019 at 4 22 pm so nice that you have such a hep alter ego like liked by 2 people reply nobbinmaug says august 4 2019 at 10 43 am thank you he s a lot cooler than my normal ego like liked by 1 person reply james mcewan says august 10 2019 at 1 04 am loved this okay identity theft is the pits an advantage is getting away with murder just blame the other you mind you that could backfire who would you murder in any case perhaps the identity thief of course that could be considered suicide i am running away with this sorry you have a great blog and it is fun to read like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says august 10 2019 at 6 56 pm no need to apologize i enjoyed your speculations i ve never thought of killing an identity thief as suicide i ve obvioulsy considered it in reference to an evil version of oneself from an alternate dimension and or timeline regardless i think it would take a lot more than identity theft to push me to murder i think i would be more apt to cry hey leggo my ego like liked by 1 person reply ahtdoucette says may 20 2020 at 1 52 pm so some thoughts on your bio to be honest i only read like the first couple and last paragraphs and skimmed the rest i think i see where you re going with this metaphor and it s an interesting one i might be able to suggest some minor edits specifically what might make for an interesting plotline does your moving forward and backward in time allow you to affect any changes within the timeline and if so how do you measure those changes also if so are there any changes you d especially like to effect this would add a sense of drama to the story by adding some real stakes if on the other hand you were looking to offer humorous chaotic ramblings i definitely got that from the parts i read well done d like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says may 20 2020 at 7 34 pm eereeeníans are observers and purveyors of tales they not allowed to change things if they were to make changes it would lead to chaos the universe is a big place a minor change here and a minor change there would throw the universe into a fit of apoplexy this does not mean they are not capable affecting change when writing or telling stories i tend to devolve into tangents i have embraced those and allow them to run their humorous chaotic course and attempt to convey the appearance of an interactive experience thank you for offering your thoughts and reading a few paragraphs though i recommend the third it s the best like like reply saaniasparkle ️ says july 1 2020 at 2 20 am nice blog like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says july 1 2020 at 2 48 pm thanks like like reply tannille says august 4 2020 at 10 02 pm hi n as a way to thank you for supporting my blog i have nominated you for the blogging liebster award please don t feel obligated to accept the rules are a bit time consuming details can be found on my page news liebster award damn this reads like spam haha like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says august 5 2020 at 8 27 am i ve always thought these awards seemed like chain letters i ll play along mostly because i don t want everyone i know to get herpes and die i appreciate the thought and i ll check it out thanks t like liked by 1 person reply tannille says august 5 2020 at 9 54 pm you know i wrote a draft and it dawned isn t this like those chain letters never occurred to me i might get herpes and die though at least i know i m clean lol like liked by 1 person nobbinmaug says august 7 2020 at 4 08 pm clean is a good thing to be like liked by 1 person dahlia says november 12 2022 at 6 36 pm is it possible to visit eereeeneeee like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says november 13 2022 at 11 19 am if you can get a ticket they sell out fast like liked by 1 person reply indira says november 18 2022 at 11 19 pm now i know who nobbinmaug is or do i you seem to be a witty interesting person i agree with what you say about earth and its inhabitants and the l squad like liked by 1 person reply nobbinmaug says november 19 2022 at 5 28 pm do we ever truly know anyone thank you like liked by 1 person reply indira says november 19 2022 at 5 46 pm anyone i think i do...