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worked in every position while coming up and who s been boss for many decades she knows where every herb root seed spice paste cream tincture venom etcetera etcetera is in the many many drawers and jars and boxes of her domain exactly what they do and can be used for and how to precisely make every recipe the clan currently has developing many herself over her time she personally reviews all the ledgers on what s been used and how much is left she also personally makes many products herself although the leader of the unit and old a beautiful ripe and wise age she is never one to laze around there are rumors that she never sleeps and she gets a kick out of startling late visitors to her unit by being awake in the shadows in fact typically kira is the one other yiga deal with directly when coming to the apothecaries area to order or pick something up at the entrance to their set of rooms is a large square area framed with chests of small drawers and shelves of containers with a big red mat covering the floor this is kira s workspace allowing her to move from one table and cushion to another with easy access to many of the most common ingredients and tools she needs one side of the square has a section of low counter where she talks to those seeking her group s creations while in that workspace kira doesn t like having to stand up much if an ingredient is out of her reach or is kept further back into the unit s area she tells someone else to get it for her and they d better get it quick and it had better be right miss kira doesn t yell but she is quick with a withering remark she holds herself to high standards and expects her assistants to hold themselves to that standard too this is important when you re making medicine one wrong move could turn something meant to heal into something deadly for example she explains this to every new assistant from true apprentices seeking to learn the craft and make it their main work within the clan to children assigned to her for chores sooga was one of those children he was honestly a perfect fit for kira s personality when he was new to the clan he did all he was told for his chores cleaning retrieving ingredients moving pots of plants around hunting down ingredients outside the complex and learned a lot from listening to her teaching just talking to herself while making things certainly not talking to him as he stood quietly waiting for his next task kira has a soft spot for sooga that manifests by still treating him like her personal errand boy sometimes calling for him specifically even now that he s the right hand and lord consort he s happy to help her however he can and will make time amid his busy schedule to do so 3 despite or maybe because of her strict manner he found her welcoming in her own way when he was young and a familiar pleasant presence even now kohga s mama hotaru was also one of those children and later a full apprentice for a few years though she later decided to apply what she learned about poisons as a traveling footsoldier hotaru considered kira one of her favorite and most precious mentors for her part kira appreciated hotaru s elegant decorum and quietly sharp sense of humor pretty much everybody in the clan has a very healthy respect for this woman and most have a little tinge of fear in there too kira s the kind of master of her craft that everyone else in that craft would die to get a compliment or rare smile and nod from the bit of fear comes from a what kira does for her job ie make poisons know what can kill or harm a person put together your bespoke safflina blend that she could easily do something to and b what kira does when you are rude to her ie matter of factly threaten you cut off your supply put something in your smokes that makes you see the hat man most of her threats aren t carried out she takes too much pride in her work to want to make people question her skills or lose trust in her over petty things but there are stories and the stories fuel her legend and you really shouldn t be rude to miss kira she s very susceptible to flattery about both her work and her looks but you can botch it by going too over the top into obvious insincerity doing so counts as being rude funny fact master kohga s father thought it a very important lesson for his son to learn how to be sweet as banana cream to kira he d flirt with her all the time and now kohga does too xd kira is twelve years younger than kohga s nana and when she was a girl and young woman really looked up to nana kira became the head apothecary during nana s time as master kohga and was so pleased internally joyful outwardly professionally appreciative to be appointed by this strong intelligent leader who shared her belief in the importance of diligence and pride in one s work for the clan kira also remembers the master ship of kohga s quite ascetic and spare great grandfather having been 19 when he passed during festivals if she has had a puff or two of her own favored safflina blend featuring extra warm safflina which promotes good circulation and a healthy complexion and protects against chilly nights she ll sometimes reminisce about those long ago days she has an incredibly high spice tolerance she carries her own personal spice mixes to the dining hall to put in literally everything she will not tell anyone exactly what combinations she makes she will not share the mixes but will share a bite from her meal with anyone who is rude to her about them questioning whether they re truly as hot as people claim the results of such incidents are more fuel for the stories about her her favorite food is wildberry kohga s favorite fruit besides banana is wildberry kohga is the master but when someone brings back wildberries after a forage kira is the one who s given some first koh doesn t mind he doesn t want to have his hair cream replaced and go bald has drunk his respect the elders juice as i said kira has created plenty of new product recipes over her time as head apothecary one of these was an improvement on an ancient salve to promote quick healing even of deep cuts she began developing this while she was was working under the past head when she was in her 50s she tried different ratios of the traditional ingredients and eventually added a few more testing her experiments by cutting her own arms superficially mostly and using different versions on different cuts to see how fast they d heal eventually she came up with something very effective that prevented infection and stimulated skin and flesh to knit together much quicker than the old version this has been invaluable to the clan and yiga carry vials of the stuff around on missions to help treat themselves each other the debut usage of this salve however was on nana master kohga s husband and right hand he was very badly sliced across the chest during a training accident while doctors were stitching him up kira was speaking to her boss and explaining that they should try her new healing preparation and revealing her secret work on it the boss took the matter to the master who gave kira a long hard look and then simply nodded everyone was soon astounded at the lord consort s quick recovery from what had seemed like such a serious injury after that success the new recipe was added to the official collection and so it seemed only the logical choice for nana to choose kira to succeed her boss several years later when she was 63 doing the math kira has been at her post for 65 years many yiga owe her a lot for her life saving medicines and also her preparations that make everyday life in the clan more pleasant and she plans to stay alive a long time more may her wish come true keep reading legend of zelda yiga clan yiga oc yiga clan oc kidk headcanons miss kira kidk says stuff if you read it all thank you very much i always welcome questions about my ocs 3 i was originally going to save this for my birthday tomorrow but i already have another one queued for that so i thought i d spread em out 3 notes may 26 2026 archive moth archive moth t h e l e g e n d o f z e l d a b r e a t h o f t h e w i l d 2 0 1 7 t h e l e g e n d o f z e l d a t e a r s o f t h e k i n g d o m 2 0 2 3 my favorite locations in botw and totk 4th place spring of power legend of zelda breath of the wild tears of the kingdom 37 notes may 26 2026 fridjitzu snouwelle beeeeeeeeeees the amazing digital circus tadc oh no 16 560 notes may 26 2026 fridjitzu drdoktormd out of context digital circus episode 6 spoiler tadc the amazing digital circus 54 184 notes may 26 2026 omicheese marypsue night watch is one of sir terry s most hopeless novels and by the same token because of the same things one of his most hopeful it s a parody and i use that word very loosely because there s really nothing funny about it of les miserables it s about a failed revolution and a barricade and the people who fought and died there for nothing nothing changes politics with a capital p goes on and even the most pure and noble of intentions only becomes food for the pit of snakes who pull the strings the powerful remain powerful the powerless despite their solidarity their desperation their violence their hope remain powerless their little lives don t count at all things continue exactly as they always have minus a few faces in the crowd it is also i think where we see sam vimes at his lowest sure thud does similar things in stripping him down but that is under an outside influence and he has his family to think of he has something to fight for in night watch though all of that is taken away sam vimes eternal cynic for once has cassandraic knowledge that his cynicism is absolutely founded he knows how this will end and there s no corporal carrot to make the world magically better around him no sybil and young sam to push through for no city to protect the absolute best that he can expect is to succeed and lose that family that future forever the absolute worst he dies everyone he cares about here dies and it s all in vain sam vimes is an alcoholic it s something that we tend to bring up when we re talking about how amazing he is how much he s overcome but gloss over otherwise which is a little sad because it s fundamental sam vimes faced this exact dragon years ago sam vimes saw there was no way to slay it he saw the ants eating at the heart of every hope every effort he saw the first man he really knew as a good and kind and just but never passive never weak man die horribly slain for no reason but petty grudge and politics he saw john keel s garden wither and die in its bed he saw the hope of a better brighter ankh morpork squelched and the sacrifice of a good man wasted he saw the world in all of its rotting miserable pestilent despair spoiling every good thing that dared show its face its only ordering principle the slow decay of entropy young sam vimes had no anchor young sam vimes had nothing left to turn to but the bottom of a bottle and the smelliest part of an ankh morpork gutter sam vimes as of the events of night watch is back there not only physically temporally displaced he has nothing there is no reason for him to stand up to take on the role of john keel to take responsibility for the barricade to try to bring carcer back to justice to fight the doomed fight there is nothing between him and finding a quiet seat at the broken drum ordering himself a pint and giving up there is nothing between him and despair but he gets up anyway he intervenes anyway he tries to help anyway even when he can t believe it will make any difference and it doesn t in the end except that people lived who save for the actions of john keel would have died except it quite literally meant the world to them and that s where the hope is hiding in this hopeless bleak despair of a book there is no glory there is no revolution there is no good thing that cannot be corrupted there is no point except the disc turns on the except always has always will txwatson the hope across the whole arc of discworld is that things can if good people try very very hard go from extremely awful to only very awful and that s worth it marypsue overall the discworld series is very hopeful about the grand scheme of things and the effect people no matter how small can have on it but night watch is not about that night watch is about what happens when things don t get better when the grand scheme of things isn t impacted at all either way by the actions of individual people night watch is about what happens when the hope runs out when the worth it runs out when all that s left to do is save what little you can because you can that s why there are no monuments to the glorious heroes of treacle mine road in the grand scheme of things nothing they did mattered but they are remembered because they need to be remembered because sometimes what we do does not matter and when that happens all that matters is what we do discworld terry pratchett the glorious 25th of may night watch 4 965 notes may 26 2026 maz koshia life in winter hyrule s economy is shit literally hyrule as a country has many problems such as demise vaati ganon null ganondorf ganon again ganon again again etc but one issue that has remained unaddressed throughout the entirety of the loz canon and apocrypha is the lack of a royal mint keep reading legend of zelda tears of the kingdom breath of the wild this is the most amazing post i ve seen about loz in perhaps ever everyone should read this it really explains everything and exposes many truths swept under the rug 256 notes may 26 2026 pettiarts pettiarts it s the glorious 25th of may and while i don t have a vimes drawing yet i do have time monk lu tze enjoy discworld terry pratchett gnu terry pratchett the glorious 25th of may really good 72 notes may 25 2026 noa nightingale noa nightingale my sibling is learning embroidery and made this for me truth justice freedom reasonably priced love and a hard boiled egg the glorious 25th of may the glorious 25th of may terry pratchett gnu terry pratchett embroidery discworld night watch really cute and pretty what a lovely gift 235 notes may 25 2026 ra artblog ra artblog happy glorious 25th ️ gnu terry pratchett discworld the glorious 25th of may terry pratchett night watch beautiful colors on all of these 641 notes may 25 2026 kepochaika kepochaika the beast screamed inside vimes it screamed that no one would blame him for doing the hangman out of ten dollars and a free breakfast yeah and you could say a swift stab now was the merciful solution because every hangman knew you could go the easy way or the hard way and there wasn t one in the country that d let something like carcer go the easy way the gods knew the man deserved it but young sam was watching him across thirty years when we break down it all breaks down that s just how it works you can bend it and if you make it hot enough you can bend it in a circle but you can t break it when you break it it all breaks down until there ...