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nondual comedy humor for the average frustrated seekers nondual comedy humor for the average frustrated seekers home about email subscriptions learn about nonduality faq september 30 2009 leave a response inspiration comes and goes the best way to receive updates from nondual comedy is to subscribe to the newsletter just click on email subscriptions above or directly follow this link i want to subscribe to nondual comedy categorized in uncategorized the last one march 15 2011 6 responses hey guys it s been ages so did you find the non dual grail or what no you didn t perfect everything s normal then after all frustration is the number one emotion fueling the nondual quest right so i guess you re doin just fine i know i m doing just fine i m writing this final post not to let you know that no one has achieved enlightenment here damn i m doing it again i swore to myself i d stop talking like a lunatic allergic to pronouns let s reiterate so i m writing this last post not to let you guys know i have realized my true nature but to tell you that i m alive and well i suddenly stopped updating nondual comedy without any warning so i thought i d show signs of life and to answer your questions no i haven t hung my self no way suicide spelled backwards is edicius and according to urbandictionary com if suicide is to end your own life edicius means to bring yourself back from death the name represents relentlessness coming back for more even after death well right here we are clearly talking about how life goes on once the me and its psychological suffering conclude the death of the me is this grail we are all looking for whether we know it or not as they say which makes me think how long i ve tried to absolutely destroy forever this bloody ego but what you resist persist right so i figured that can t possibly be the way mind stuff begets mind stuff i guess i have no other choice but to rest as awareness from now on and forever more to infinity and beyond and as tony parsons once simply put it enlightenment has to do with relaxation thank you all for reading nondual comedy and good luck categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita satsang spirituality tony parsons joe s got a job november 29 2009 one response joe smith has found a new job at a famous computer factory the first day he worked at the system repair division there was great commotion and a guy across the room asked him a question it was difficult to understand but he heard something like sat chid ananda joe smith being into the enlightenment stuff with great delight shook his head and smiled in sign of recognition indeed satchidananda is a hindu term meaning existence consciousness bliss it is considered a description of the absolute in short enlightenment joe smith thought he d found another satsang friend but he was soooo wrong in fact roger just asked is that chip amanda s amanda is a very good client who asked for a basic computer repair when a pc of competition the kind that any hardcore gamers dream about went back home it made her day as for joe smith he s still considering roger as a satsang friend categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality tribute to the ego vol2 november 26 2009 2 responses categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy eckhart tolle ego enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality tribute to the ego vol 1 november 25 2009 one response categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy eckhart tolle ego enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality little clarification november 22 2009 leave a response alrighty then so today we re gonna talk about what i am well what you are i mean the thinking mind is energy in movement what is energy but form something that appears and then subsides cannot be anything other than form what is form but a thing isn t a thing just a word used to express thing s are you a word are you a thing when you say i am this i am that who or what is saying all this you are you a thought where are you when this thought is gone yes but you say what is yes but but just another energy movement emerging from who you really are when i say who you really are i m not talking about the you that you take yourself to be usually no i m talking about me well not the me that you take me to be the me that i am the me that you are dang that s contradictory uh what a paradox we have now how can i make you believe that when i say i and you i m just using the pronouns my native tongue gave me to run my life effectively throughout this world of activity and forms deprive me of my cherished pronouns and i m robocop in ing mode waking up eating banana chopping wood carrying water teasing sister breaking wind etc how can i make you believe that since adam and eve i ve only talked to myself in an endless soliloquy i m crazy like clinically crazy you see what did you just say i should consult a shrink hey that s an idea as ephemeral as you and me but still an idea don t be fooled please i m not enlightened like the most of you well i am but i haven t fully recognized this fact yet i ve just read too many non duality books and i ve got my degree in phony teaching recently if you wanna check some real deal golden phenomenon kinda teachers just look for the learn about nonduality section from the nondual comedy home page categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality jim carrey the enlightened one november 20 2009 leave a response i like jim carrey by the way categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor jim carrey nonduality satsang spirituality maharage november 19 2009 leave a response categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nisargadatta maharaj nonduality satsang spirituality scott kiloby the basics 1 and 2 november 17 2009 leave a response scott kiloby s website categorized in learn about nonduality tags advaita enlightenment nonduality satsang scott kiloby spirituality a crash course in enlightenment november 16 2009 leave a response alright so today we re gonna learn about who we are please notice this white space that s who we really are now consider this black spot and concentrate it is you well what you take yourself to be and if you look closer you might see me thinking about what on earth i m gonna write next to make you laugh then you might wanna look even deeper to discover that your family your friends and acquaintances everyone is here isn t it clear already we are all a bunch of translucent ghouls so let s listen to ray parker and call the ghostbusters right away ok categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality i want to believe november 12 2009 leave a response just imagine the opening theme of the x files going with it categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality david scarse november 9 2009 leave a response no food no shelter no money no website i m oneness and by default already complete but what a scarcity maaannn alright this pun is mildewy but i m not very inspired okay don t laugh at me and by the way mr david carse when you get a website let me know please cuz i m still looking david carse wrote perfect brilliant stillness categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy david carse enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality the advaita thought police november 6 2009 6 responses categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality a satsang with bogus guru november 4 2009 leave a response today follower x is introducing newcomer to his master upon entering bogus room newcomer noticed a framed quote on the wall stating if you declare war to your mind like don quixote you will battle against self created delusions and before the war even begins you have doomed yourself to failure shiru follower x and newcomer are now sitting around a silent and meditative bogus guru newcomer can you tell me how to stop suffering once and for all please bogus guru mute follower x i try to be more present but does it have to be a practice bogus guru they asked questions for 10 minutes or so and he never pronounced a single word follower x we re gonna leave now thank you master newcomer now becoming follower z hey thanks i like your teaching style trying to impress him yeah kathmandu bogus guru as fresh as a tombstone outside bogus house follower z wow he s so enlightened his silence means something you can bet on it he just closes his eyes and meditates right wow i want to meditate like him his satsang was so different from the teachers i ve been with thanks for introducing me man where did you find him follower x woodstock follower z groovy this man is the real deal 30 minutes later inside bogus house bogus guru nonchalantly opening eyes da a a ang sacred weed sacred bong categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality bogus guru goes to the mall november 3 2009 7 responses bogus guru is going to the mall today with some of his puppets oh sorry i mean fervent followers today s subject is the others bogus guru to his followers look closely at all these people they re all looking for something outside of themselves and if you d dare to tell em they don t need anything to fulfill themselves they would certainly reject you follower 1 so boring and predictable oneness would be rejecting itself bogus guru exactly exactly good good follower 2 jealous looking for validation by giving validation i like when you say exactly exactly good good bogus guru delighted yeah exactly good good follower 3 bogus guru s nightmare there s always one know what i could be one of those people so it s like you ve just told me that i don t need anything to fulfill myself and guess what i don t reject you no i thank you because what you said set me free and i don t need you anymore bye bogus guru suddenly in need to fulfill himself i m going to kfc to the remaining followers you join me follower 1 and 2 yes let s forget about him with some good fried chickens this guy was weird anyway bogus guru exactly exactly good good categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality armana november 2 2009 leave a response armana the odor of enlightenment categorized in nondual comedy tags advaita comedy enlightenment humor nonduality satsang spirituality previous entries categories learn about nonduality 3 nondual comedy 37 uncategorized 1 archives march 2011 1 november 2009 14 october 2009 16 september 2009 10 rss posts blog stats 18 816 nondual visitors create a free website or blog at wordpress com subscribe subscribed nondual comedy sign me up already have a wordpress com account log in now privacy nondual comedy subscribe subscribed sign up log in report this content view 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