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not so sweet toffee not so sweet toffee prawn aficionado diva grumpy rude but enough of the compliments read on home about me look here tuesday 13 may 2025 toffee s shed ordeal the old man and the old woman have been out in the garden they are tilling so many vegetable seeds you might suspect there is a famine just around the corner i haven t seen the catnip going in yet but no doubt it s an oversight which will be remedied shortly i curled up on a bag of compost peering out of the shed door to keep an eye on them they always need me to supervise the next thing i knew that shed door banged shut and i was trapped i must have been there for hours and hours although i later heard the old woman say i don t know why she s making so much fuss she was only in there 10 minutes i think it was a slip of the tongue and she meant 10 hours or possibly 10 days anyway i yowled and scratched and then jumped up on the bench and pressed my face to the window to see if i could attract anyone s attention when they finally let me out i stalked off i marched off to the guest bedroom where i stayed for the rest of the day punishing them by withdrawing my company i saw later that they had tried to drown their sorrows about my absence by drinking lots of red wine and beer they are obviously contrite so i have forgiven them but they should know they are on a warning look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee on may 13 2025 7 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday 7 april 2025 cats are mongrels how dare you i have never been so insulted in my life the old woman was reading some darned book about cats and came up with this the vast majority of cats are mongrels just like you toffee w h a a a t me a mongrel how dare she say such a thing i might not be a pedigree cat or even a part pedigree cat but i am a superior being she went on reading she doesn t know when to stop that woman cats have been especially bred for a variety of reasons to produce softer or longer coats for example or to enhance their markings or refine a colour in the eyes of the breeders the refinements have enhanced their beauty that did it for me was she implying that i was not as handsome as some pedigree cat i leapt to my feet scrabbled across her hand digging my claws in as i went she screamed pity you weren t bred to be a nice cat and not a monster she yelled after my retreating ginger behind we aren t speaking to each other at the moment but i might deign to be a nice cat when it s time for tea look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee on april 07 2025 6 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest friday 28 march 2025 toffee s tasty breakfast good morning everyone i m feeling pretty good at the moment having just grossed out the old man and the old woman ha ha it was their own fault i was up bright and early and where were they under the duvet snoring the pair of them i wandered over to my bowl and guess what the darned thing was empty not a sniff of chicken rabbit or prawn i stalked around a bit thinking they ll be up any minute but no they stayed in bed even after i ran all over them and meowed piteously so what s a girl to do i went into the sitting room and found three spiders they re ex spiders now they didn t taste bad then i found some fluff which was a bit bland and chewy then result under the sofa was a dried up bit of pork that went down a treat this is now an ex spider i had a sip of water to make sure it was nicely marinated waited a few minutes and puked it all up in the old man s shoe to say he wasn t best pleased when he put on the shoe to go to work is an under statement i m now curled up on the settee purring away after i finally got my proper breakfast learn the lesson people learn the lesson look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee on march 28 2025 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest wednesday 19 february 2025 cat conversations with toffee did you hear that some idiot has invented a collar that can translate cat meows into words unnecessary is there a cat in the world that can t immediately make its views known i carry on long conversations with my old man and old woman we have vital talks about the merits of meaty chunks in gravy versus fish pate i tell them when i ve had enough of my tummy being tickled by digging my claws into their hands they always get the message they know when i sit accusingly in front of my empty bowl i want to be fed now i tell them when i m not well piles of vomit can speak volumes so although i may not speak actual words i communicate perfectly well you can follow me on facebook talk to me on twitter and idolise me on instagram look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee you can follow me on facebook twitter instagram and pinterest as you can see i have far too much to say for myself get new posts by email subscribe powered by on february 19 2025 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest thursday 16 january 2025 toffee s breakfast bonanza good morning everyone i m feeling pretty good at the moment having just grossed out the old man and the old woman ha ha it was their own fault i was up bright and early and where were they under the duvet snoring i wandered over to my bowl and guess what the darned thing was empty so what s a girl to do i went into the sitting room and found three spiders they re ex spiders now they didn t taste bad then i found some fluff which was a bit bland and chewy then result under the sofa was a dried up bit of pork crackling left over from sunday lunch that went down a treat this is now an ex spider i had a sip of water to make sure it was all nicely marinated waited a few minutes and puked it all up in the old man s shoe to say he wasn t best pleased when he put on the shoe to go to work is an under statement i m now curled up on the settee purring away after i finally got my proper breakfast learn the lesson people learn the lesson you can follow me on facebook talk to me on twitter and idolise me on instagram look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee you can follow me on facebook twitter instagram and pinterest as you can see i have far too much to say for myself on january 16 2025 3 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday 14 october 2024 it s all good over the rainbow bridge i know i know it s been ages since i ve written but it s so lovely here over the rainbow bridge that it s hard to find the time what with treats on demand unlimited cuddles and all the cat toys you could ever want if only the old man and old woman had been as solicitous of my welfare when i lived on earth have a look at this a letter i once wrote to the old man which will give a clue of what i had to put up with it s included in my book dear old man what time are you and the old woman getting home i m in danger of starving to death here that breakfast you left me was eaten by zombies while i was defending the homestead they must have crept in via the cat flap when my back was turned mice ate all the dry food i m so hungry my life is hanging by a thread i need prawns pick up a couple of packets on your way home toffee dear toffee we re on our way so sorry to hear about the zombies and the mice they are devious little devils aren t they ha ha we don t need prawns we have plenty in the freezer we have to stop at the supermarket to pick up some bread so a treat or two for you may find their way into our basket try to hang on for another half an hour before pegging out the old man i have a feeling they re not taking my predicament as seriously as they ought to be humph look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee on october 14 2024 6 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest monday 20 may 2024 jelly babies on the menu dear old man and old woman i was tidying the treat cupboard today as you had left it in such a mess after rootling around for choc chip cookies last night i was not looking for dreamies lick e lix or any other tasty little titbit you understand i was purely on tidying duties anyhoo there was a big pack of something called jelly babies although i am no fan of babies or any small hooman people please tell me you haven t taken to eating them i m not squeamish as you know but in my opinion eating babies is a step too far my fear is that babies could be a gateway food to cats toffee dear toffee no silly jelly babies are made of jelly and sugar they come in the shape of babies and do not include any human ingredients i hope this puts your mind at rest you are perfectly safe from human consumption being somewhat furry and fatty the old man and old woman dear old man and old woman i am glad to hear that no cats will ever be on your menu while i m writing i must draw your attention to a misspelling in your letter you do not spell fabulous f a t t y toffee look at this such a naughty book from the irrepressible toffee here s her other book not so sweet toffee on may 20 2024 4 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom search this website popular posts o is for opening doors toffee says this was first published a while ago but there are kittens out there who won t have read my very wise words on th toffee cat s facial expressions the old woman was complaining that i only had one expression and that was grumpy it s a lie of course i have very many toffee s advice on dealing with dogs following on from last post where i reminded you that cats are superior to dogs in every possible way i want to tell how to deal with those cats better than dogs says toffee it s obvious to all of you i m sure but some humans need convincing that cats are better than dogs i know astonishing so let me toffee is training for christmas none of these little tree wreckers is me it s not that i wouldn t be so naughty but that i would never get caught hooray ch toffee shares her wisdom about doors good morning kittens today i am going to teach you how to behave around doors you are young and at your stage of life probab v is for valentine s day my old man and old woman are a soppy pair and always celebrate valentine s day this year they swapped presents and went out for din more posts more posts may 1 april 1 march 1 february 1 january 1 october 1 may 1 november 2 october 3 september 4 august 5 july 1 may 1 april 1 march 2 february 1 january 1 december 2 november 4 october 6 september 1 july 3 june 2 may 1 april 3 march 1 february 1 january 2 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