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iful waxing crescent of a moon grew brighter in the south as the light died and above it there was the evening star which is not a star at all of course but a planet the planet of love was trailing the liberal crescent the air grew crisp and the moon was bathed in a misty aura it was too cool for school i was tired and there were scratches all over my forearms from manhandling these beastly chunks of ash i went into the house and got a beer and came back outside and sat on one of the chunks that was only there to sit on now because someone back in the 70 s had washed their clothes and needed a place to hang them to dry and had no thoughts to what their clothesline would be doing to the tree i sat and watched the sky in the south gazing at the beautiful moon and the beautiful venus perhaps there was hope yet for our own planet after bailing out all of the incompetent lying usurious greedy shitholes who have dishonored our world but don t have the grace to fall on their own swords maybe just maybe there is enough left of the shattered spirit of human decency and kindness to rebuild on there is an old willow here below the line of oaks on the edge of the swampland that looks like it was leftover from the set of lord of the rings or harry potter three of its main branches had broken and fallen over so that their tips touch the ground and it is now supported at four points forming three triangles the tree is literally rotten to the core the base of the trunk is hollow big enough to hold most of the seven dwarfs plus some rabbits squirrels and woodchucks it should be completely dead this willow but it s not it has new shoots coming out of its rotting carcass everywhere with leaves still on them due to the mild fall beautiful delicate yellow green leaves that just won t give up it seems the same i suppose could be said of this nation let s hope so so i am back to art and nature and i leave you with this little collage which i ve used here before called fed up yet my thanks and very best wishes to you all and to this world we all share sweet dreams love neil posted by neil shakespeare at 2 00 am 29 comments sunday october 19 2008 sleazy street country first this is the slogan if i read their podiums correctly of the republican party my question is what country i have a hard time remembering what country i belong to these days are we china now saudi arabia qatar am i a russian now an alaskan a swede does america even exist anymore i don t think the republicans know exactly who they ve sold us out to either that s why it says country first on their podiums instead of america first they re playing it safe if they should happen to win they ll tally up all our debts and find out who owns us then they can change the messages on their podiums from country first to china first or russia first or alaska first or whatever chances are it won t be iceland first from what i ve been hearing maybe the republican podiums should read usurious credit industry first the democrats should put that on their podiums too never have so few sold out so many so fast still this is my country whatever it is this is the ownership society so they tell me i own it i now own all the banks and the insurance companies and the auto makers i have yet to see a dime from my investment but what s a dime i m holding out for a billion dollars then i m going to bailout tommy chong and corner the bong market country first you betcha and i am super patriotic too i love being chinese i have pictures of chairman george all over the house i plaster them over the chinks in the siding to keep out the cold winter winds my motto is buy chinese i check every label and if it doesn t say made in china i don t buy it that s how patriotic i am luckily i don t run across too many labels saying made in america i don t think they make anything in america anymore except for bullshit and that s only for domestic consumption the rest of the world won t buy it neil shakespeare has recovered from his migraine problems having spent the summer clearing brush in an attempt to become as crisp as his hero george w bush he cleared the brush from the west side of the house completely exposing the trunks of the oaks his reward was to roll out of bed the other morning and look out the window and see four young deer munching on the acorns carpeting the new grass hard physical work has its drawbacks however and neil has torn the rotator cuff in his right shoulder which is why he is not pitching in the world series this year posted by neil shakespeare at 2 49 am 14 comments saturday march 15 2008 last train to kooksville the president squinched his face and bit his lip and seemed too antsy to stand still as he searched for the name of king abdullah of saudi arabia the king uh the king of saudi and made guy fun of one of the questioners who picked gigot you had to wonder what the international financial community makes of a country whose president could show up to talk economics in the middle of a liquidity crisis and kind of flop around the stage as if he was emcee at the iowa republican pig roast gail collins nyt nero reportedly fiddled while rome burned but george isn t much of a violinist so he has taken to tapdancing on the steps of the white house doing his best gene kelly impression i m singin in the pain i m singin in the pain what a glorious feeling i m craaaaaazy again and serenading the press corps with an extraordinary rendition of the brown brown grass of home which most closely resembles that of a stone drunk japanese businessman during last call at karaoke night at the kooksville bar grill all while the united states of america goes down in gas fumes which is all we can afford anymore pity the poor bastard who has to clean up when the fool finally falls off the stage he has clearly cracked up and i for one am seriously wondering if he can make it to the end of his term there must be concerned whispering going on at the cocktail parties of mental health care professionals in this country those folks are trained to see the signs and yet no one has stepped up to help no one has done a thing doesn t he have doctors doesn t the president s annual physical include a mental health check up or is the psychiatric staff at walter reed too busy with the ptsds and the young men and women with the sides of their heads blown off from as george in another recent verbal proof of his insanity described them their romantic tours of duty in iraq isn t there anyone in this country concerned about our poor pathetic idiot of a president i guess not that s why i have decided even if i am the only one to hold a fundraising event for president bush to buy him that much needed ticket on the last train to kooksville and offset the costs of his long upcoming stay in the crawford institute for the criminally insane i along with the children from our local elementary school who in their innocence and wisdom can see the signs clearly and feel sorry for the nitwitted narrator of my pet goat am organizing bowling for nitwits to be held here at the lutheran lanes the day after tomorrow it s short notice i know but we re going to try to squeeze it in before doomsday apology once again i apologize for my long absence to the few friends who still check in here from time to time the one thing that seems to help these recent headaches of mine is to avoid staring at this computer screen posted by neil shakespeare at 2 50 am 22 comments saturday february 16 2008 superbama ole talked me into going mountain climbing with him again but i might have overdone it this time i ve had these blazing headaches ever since my return snowblindness so i ve been in the dark sleeping as much as i can and i ve missed most of this obama crush that s been going on i see he s now the frontrunner i was at my stockbroker friend s for supper the other night you might remember him he s one of those independents who has never voted democratic in his life but that s just because he hasn t found one worth voting for so i was surprised to hear from his own lips that he is for barack obama what a crumb of meatball slid out the side of my mouth yup he nods head down forking his mashed potatoes i think i m gonna finally vote for a democrat i was stunned i set down my fork and dabbed the corner of my mouth with my napkin i didn t know what to say i was in shock he continued i suppose you re wondering why i nodded this was big this was very big him even thinking about voting democratic would be like would be like it s the fundrasing the organization the organization and the fundraising i mean look at the guy he starts with nothing pitting himself against the most formidable political machine ever assembled the clintons the clintons for goddsakes and somehow some way he has assembled a machine that is light years ahead of the clintons he s putting them to shame he s leavin em in the dust he s so far ahead that hillary has to borrow money from herself how did he do that any business person republican or democrat looks at that and they say that s genius genius i mumbled not a word you hear too much when discussing politicians so my friend said leaning over his peas if he can do that he tapped his head with his fork if he can do that he shook his fork at me if he can do that well he shoved a forkful of potatoes and peas in his mouth and nodded and chewed as if i could finish his sentence myself so he said with food in his mouth who you fo that was easy well ever since i heard he got the endorsement of scarlett johannson i ve been for obama oprah not good enough for you i mean that s like getting the endorsement from god god is one thing i m talkin about scarlett johannson ah well it s nice to see you re still as stupid as you used to be neil i try not to change it confuses people posted by neil shakespeare at 10 13 am 7 comments friday january 11 2008 mr crisp goes to bethlehem bethlehem west bank jan 10 reuters passing through a tiny door of humility u s president george w bush made a pilgrimage to the traditional birthplace of jesus on thursday in the occupied west bank door of humility huh geez that must have been a bit of a stretch for mr crisp i hadn t heard much about my hero of late i guess i assumed he must be out mountain biking or cutting brush or masturbating in the lincoln bedroom to naked pictures of karl but here he was showing up in bethlehem to visit the baby jesus alas the baby jesus wasn t there i happen to know where the baby jesus is he s hanging out with roger clemens in an undisclosed location until this steroid thing blows over he is unequivocally denying everything hoping to buy time so those needle marks in his ass have time to heal but mr crisp didn t know that of course too bad i could have saved him a trip then again maybe it s good for mr crisp that he didn t know maybe it s good for him to get out for awhile to get away to try to put a shine on that badly tarnished legacy nixon did the same thing and look what it did for his and mr crisp had arrived in the holy land just in time just when iran was attacking our mighty warships with speedboats it gave mr crisp an opportunity to hammer home his point of what a danger iran posed to world security what with all those powerful speedboats of theirs next summer i think i m going to buy a couple of speedboats and take over the great lakes i probably won t even have to fire a shot the u s coast guard i m sure will cower in my wake afraid of all those born to be crisp bumper stickers plastered all over my stern but wait i m letting my pride get carried away with me no that sounds like something mr crisp would say like that time he was campaigning in wisconsin and he said wisconsin where wings take dream i like that one that s always been one of my favorites from little visits with mr crisp that and the time he was disparaging the laziness of the french and said the french have no word for entrepreneur true i m letting my pride get carried away with me isn t nearly as crisp as the wise and pithy sayings of mr crisp but at least i m starting to get a bit of a crackle going and i m starting to have some good crisp ideas like that conquering the great lakes with a few speedboats thing other crisp ideas i ve had lately are 1 pictureless postcards i think they ll be a big hit and 2 childproof sandwiches ah but it s good to hear some news about mr crisp again he so inspires me i am so inspired right now in fact that i can t wait for the sun to come up so i can go out and buy a new door a door of humility so i can go through it just like mr crisp do they carry those at home depot do you suppose posted by neil shakespeare at 3 17 am 15 comments wednesday january 9 2008 neil shakespeare cosmic eye six months ago the media nostradamii were predicting it was all but over it was going to be rudy vs hillary book it danno last week after iowa the all seeing all knowing david brooks opined in the new york times that it was all but over it was going to be barack vs huck cue the fat lady so imagine my surprise when i woke this morning to find that after consulting the oracle of new hampshire the press had now divined that it shall be mama hillary vs grandpa john slam dunk youth and change the two goddesses that had so fired the imaginations of americans a scant five days previously had been replaced by same old and same even older i predict a furious battle ah what a race it shall be she with her cane and he with his walker she in tears and he grumbling about his arthritic war wounds leading us all hobbling towards the nursing home of democracy posted by neil shakespeare at 5 09 am 5 comments monday january 7 2008 change posted by neil shakespeare at 2 43 am 8 comments saturday january 5 2008 profiles in sewage william kristol no sooner had i landed in hell on my shopping expedition to choose a destination for the afterlife than i heard a small distant voice crying out extra extra read all about it now what i wondered curiously there was a newsboy hawking his wares under a stoplight frozen eternally on caution i turned away i hadn t even had time to properly assess my surroundings it was a bleak place stark even but that i had expected the fact that there was water here was a surprise then again without water i suppose you couldn t have golf courses extra extra well at least they had newspapers here that would give me something to do on sunday mornings since i assumed there were no church services then again maybe there were also if i was going to spend the afterlife here i d have to check out the real estate section i ll take one young fellow i cried he handed me the top rag on his stack oh god no i said not the wall street journal i can t read that crap all the s t that fits that s their motto what else you got we have the weekly standard sir he replied polite young fellow i liked him the weekly standard that s another rupert murdoch paper he set that up just so that neocon boob bill kristol could have s...