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e ping pong portion of the show i served myself a slice of pizza from the delivery boxes on the bar the temperature of the pizza was around 80 degrees f pizza art found here at 10 15 ms evans re appeared on stage there were approximately 25 drink glasses on the counter that lined the stage from one end to the other being used by customers there were no pizza slices on plates on the counter however there were people eating at several tables directly in front and to the sides of the stage old burlesque stage found here ms evans sat in a large model of a champagne glass filled with liquid she then rose out of the vessel and ejected water from her vagina into the crowd aim did not appear to be a concern she repeated the actions several times and on the last occasion jumped out of the vessel and walked around the stage it was obvious she had retained fluid in the orifice and was going to eject it somewhere dita von teese found here a customer was beckoned to move near her groin area whereupon she violently ejected the fluid she had retained directly in the customer s face then walked back to the vessel to secure additional fluid in order to observe the event i had to be in rather close proximity to the act but by now ms evans was ejecting fluid on almost everyone in the crowd and in order to avoid getting doused i left the establishment wet men by francois rousseau found here in my judgement the act of ejecting water from the vagina onto any food then consuming the food could create a health threat my suggested compliance action would be to prohibit the serving of any food or drinks during any show that involves fluid being violently ejected from a vagina published in advice careers advice food incidents paperwork sex on june 14 2012 at 8 54 am comments 62 tags aim did not seem to be a concern health inspection ping pong pizza mixmaster blong jesus christ in 1980 journalist richard shears flew to espiritu santo the largest island in the nation of vanuatu back then these melanesian islands were known as the new hebrides the islands were administered by britain and france in what was known as a condominium vanuatu waters by ben mcdarmont found here consequently some people spoke french other english the original inhabitants adopted bislama a type of pidgin english they also used a picture language that seemed to combine a bit of english and pidgin resulting in a brassiere being described as basket blong titty image found here a toothbrush was broom blong tut brush belonging to tooth a helicopter was mixmaster blong jesus christ image found here at the time of shears visit the condominium had two police forces and two jails foreign visitors who fell foul of the law could elect to be tried either by the french or british system most preferred the french because the gendarmes served wine with meals gendarme by owen franken found here a telex shears received from the london mail s foreign desk read canst confirm urgentest prince philip lauded as god by jungle tribe stop he showed this to anthropologist kirk huffman who agreed that it was true image found here the villagers belief seems to centre on a trip that the queen and prince philip made in 1974 to vanuatu aboard britannia tannese legend has it that during a reception in the capital port vila the duke shook only the hands of men from tanna this news reached the residents of yaohnanen who were waiting for a gift in return for a pig they had given to a british officer some years before the tribe sent a letter to port vila asking where their gift was and inquiring about the duke in response the british delivered a framed portrait of the duke and the worship began image found here all his correspondence newspaper clippings about him and his portraits are kept in a hut that has become a shrine children are taught about a god who lives in england and will one day return the chief of yaohnanen said we know he is a very old man but when he comes here he is going to be young again and so will everyone else on the island image found here published in beauty careers advice history lesson paperwork places to see on june 10 2012 at 1 38 pm comments 47 tags fable pidgin royalty the excitement of white shoes komodo dragons are the largest living species of lizard growing up to ten feet 3 metres in length image found here the komodo s sense of smell is its primary food detector its long yellow forked tongue samples the air after which the two tongue tips retreat to the roof of the mouth where they make contact with the jacobson s organs these chemical analyzers smell prey such as deer by recognising airborne molecules if the concentration on the left tip is higher than that sampled from the right then the komodo knows that the deer is approaching from the left image found here the muscles of the komodo s jaws and throat allow it to swallow huge chunks of meat with astonishing rapidity a female who weighed no more than 50 kilograms was seen to consume a 31 kilogram boar in less than 17 minutes komodos eat almost their entire kill including bones hooves and swathes of hide they also eat intestines but only after swinging them vigorously to scatter their contents and remove faeces image from big tits zombie 3d found here although males tend to grow larger than females no obvious morphological differences mark the sexes one subtle clue does exist a slight difference in the arrangement of scales just in front of the cloaca the cavity housing the genitalia in both sexes sexing komodos remains a challenge to researchers the dragons themselves appear to have little trouble figuring out who is who cross with care image found here a male initiates courtship by flicking his tongue on a female s snout and then over her body before copulation can occur the male must evert a pair of hemipenes located within his cloaca he then crawls on the back of his partner and inserts one of the hemipenes depending on his position relative to the female s tail into her cloaca hemipenes found here a variety of behaviors have been observed from captive specimens most become relatively tame within a short period of time and are capable of recognizing individual humans and discriminating between more familiar keepers komodo dragons have also been observed to engage in play with a variety of objects including shovels cans plastic rings and shoes animal shoes by iris schierferstein found here even seemingly docile dragons may become aggressive unpredictably especially when the animal s territory is invaded by someone unfamiliar in june 2001 a komodo dragon seriously injured a man when he entered its enclosure at the los angeles zoo after being invited in by its keeper he was bitten on his bare foot as the keeper had told him to take off his white shoes in case they caused excitement in the dragon white boot players found here published in advice food incidents mistakes sex on june 7 2012 at 8 16 am comments 51 tags big mistake forked tongue lizards white shoes the mental anguish of seeing stars back in 1998 paul shimkonis was just enjoying his bachelor party in a florida nightclub when things got a little out of control paul shimkonis rests his neck shimkonis says he was attacked by tawny peaks a 38 year old exotic dancer and actress hired to perform at the party according to the florida man tawny approached him and slammed her oversized breasts into his face knocking him out and giving him whiplash tawny peaks found here i was literally seeing stars said shimkonis the best way to describe it is like a concrete block hitting me in the forehead shimkonis filed suit in pinellas county court on june 30 seeking more than 15 000 u s dollars in damages from the diamond dolls club image of stars found here according to the suit shimkonis suffered head neck and other injuries that caused bodily harm pain suffering disfigurement mental anguish and loss of capacity for the enjoyment of life neck air cushion found here the parties accepted binding arbitration on the people s court television show and the judge former new york city mayor ed koch ordered a female bailiff to examine peaks in private wearable breast examination model found here the bailiff found the breasts to be soft and to weigh about 2 pounds 0 9 kg each koch ruled they were not dangerous and refused to award damages by 2005 tawny had shed her oversized implants and put one of them up for auction on ebay why not i don t need it any more somebody might bid on it it s like the first boob to be sued in a lawsuit she said peaks said she would autograph the auctioned implant for the winner but would keep its mate for good measure she explained that she had her size 69 hh implants removed and underwent breast reduction surgery in 1999 after retiring from the business to start a new life they were like really big crazy big said peaks who described herself now as a mother of three and happily married homemaker image found here published in careers advice incidents mistakes operations i don t want sex on june 3 2012 at 3 07 am comments 48 tags crazy big oversized breasts seeing stars whiplash balloon riots the first public demonstration of a lighter than air machine took place in 1783 in annonay france when joseph and jacques montgolfier two brothers who owned a paper mill sent up an unmanned hot air balloon early balloon found here after their success the brothers went to paris and built another larger one on september 19 1783 in versailles the montgolfiers flew the first passengers in a basket suspended below a hot air balloon a sheep a rooster and a duck miss dietrich with her duck in a basket found here on august 27 1783 jacques alexandre césar charles launched the first balloon inflated with hydrogen gas in paris unlike the montgolfier balloon his hydrogen inflated balloon was closed to contain the gas the sphere ascended from the place des victories in paris to a height of nearly 3 000 feet 914 meters and came down some 15 miles 24 kilometers away where terrified peasants attacked and destroyed it image found here a flying craze arose in france and scotland with james tytler scotland s first aeronaut and the first briton to fly but a year after the invention of the balloon the english were still skeptical and so george biggin and vincent lunardi the daredevil aeronaut decided to demonstrate a hydrogen balloon flight at the artillery ground of the honourable artillery company in london in september 1784 lunardi found here lunardi first tried to obtain permission to go up from the grounds of the chelsea hospital however somebody else had already beaten him to it a frenchman de morel who had made the first attempt with a whimsical hot air balloon shaped like a chinese temple this monster declined to leave the ground which disappointed and infuriated the spectators in their rage they destroyed the balloon image found here in lunardi s case because the 200 000 strong crowd had grown very impatient with delays in fully inflating the balloon the young italian had to take off without his friend biggin but he was accompanied by a dog a cat and a caged pigeon the flight travelled in a northerly direction towards hertfordshire with lunardi making a stop in welham green where the cat was set free as it seemed airsick flying cat found here the 24 mile flight brought lunardi fame and began the ballooning fad that inspired fashions of the day lunardi skirts were decorated with balloon styles and in scotland the lunardi bonnet was named after him and is even mentioned by robert burns in his poem to a louse written about a young woman called jenny who had a louse scampering in her lunardi bonnet balloon bonnet found here lunardi went on to build larger and better balloons decorated with union jacks in which manner he wished to express his respects and devotion to everything which the word british stands for his faithful friend biggin and a mrs letitia sage an actress were to have accompanied him on a trip from moorefields but the lifting capacity of the balloon was poor so lunardi started alone soon afterwards he had to come down again near tottenham court road because the envelope turned out to be leaking the well tried patience of biggin was finally rewarded later that year when on 29 june he was able to ascend himself accompanied by mrs sage letitia sage found here mrs sage was described as junoesque and apparently weighed in at over 200 pounds on the day she wore a very low cut silk dress apparently to aid wind resistance her fellow passenger was the dashing george biggin a young and wealthy old etonian no wind resistance found here unfortunately the balloon was overloaded afterwards mrs sage blamed herself because she hadn t told lunardi her weight and he d been too polite to ask lunardi seemed to have no qualms about stepping out and letting the apparently inexperienced mr biggin take to the air with mrs sage unfortunately in his haste to depart lunardi failed to do up the lacings of the gondola door as the balloon sailed away over picadilly the beautiful mrs sage was on all fours re threading the lacings to close the door apparently the crowd assumed she had fainted and was perhaps receiving some kind of intimate first aid from mr biggin daisyfae had to lace me into this corset in chicago 2011 in fact she was coolly re threading the lacings to make the gondola safe again in due course the two of them were lunching off sparkling italian wine and cold chicken occasionally calling to people below through a speaking trumpet the flight followed the line of the thames westwards finally landing heavily in harrow on the hill where the balloon damaged a hedge and gouged a strip through the middle of an uncut hayfield leaving the farmer ranting abuse and threats the honour of the first female aeronaut was saved by the young gentlemen boys of harrow school who had a whip round to pay off the farmer and then carried mrs sage bodily in triumph to the local pub later there was 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