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bigbirdz subject to cc 2 0 license i make a habit of seducing my wife with honeyed texts and come hither emails and i know i m doing it right when she replies with perplexing german expressions like these totally i m red like a tomatoe in front of my computer and i am smiling in circles from the german expression lächelnd in kreisen which literally means to smile in circles rate this share this post share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on x opens in new window x email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on whatsapp opens in new window whatsapp share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr share on telegram opens in new window telegram print opens in new window print share on mastodon opens in new window mastodon share on nextdoor opens in new window nextdoor like loading related posted in denglish german expressions language marriage tagged denglish expressions featured germany honeyed words language long distance relationships marriage humor smiling in circles post navigation previous denglish 16 my german wife struggles with english grammar next automobile tales sideswiping the german 2 thoughts troismommy says september 29 2011 at 3 22 pm i love that i often thing that other languages are far more poetic than ours is anyway like like reply pierotucci says september 20 2011 at 2 42 am making my home in italy and choosing to write text messages in a second language i can only imagine the mistakes i make believe me when you write in a second language it seems perfect when we hit send its the end audience normally my boyfriend that always the fun job of interpreting like like reply what do you think we welcome your feedback cancel reply δ this site uses akismet to reduce spam learn how your comment data is processed join the fun email subscription enter your email address to subscribe to this blog 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