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other people exist other people exist and are not just sense data about me name kurt studies show that even when they are not there other people exist with thoughts feelings and desires just like you view my complete profile news rough night photo of extra large underwear presidential puppy love a tv channel in the icu dedicated to recent reading explore blogdom not on cd the films of alan smithee all i need is everything tońy zimńoch inside the shell i d rather be here now merlesneed perpetualchocoholic pete scully the attorneys for ass acne porkandshellfishunite july 2004 september 2004 october 2004 may 2005 june 2005 february 2006 january 2007 february 2007 may 2007 july 2007 august 2007 november 2007 december 2007 april 2008 october 2008 january 2009 february 2009 march 2009 may 2009 june 2009 august 2009 october 2009 november 2009 january 2010 february 2010 march 2010 april 2010 may 2010 june 2010 july 2010 october 2010 november 2010 december 2010 march 2011 april 2011 may 2011 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posted by kurt 4 40 am 1 comments sunday posted by kurt 7 08 am 4 comments saturday recent reading posted by kurt 7 44 am 3 comments thursday issue 47 of ope zine mailed out 1 11 17 please begin your vigil by the mailbox asap 47 regular issues of ope plus the rare kids issue posted by kurt 7 05 am 3 comments wednesday posted by kurt 9 53 am 1 comments thursday posted by kurt 6 46 am 2 comments monday drop your butler here these good folks will amuse him while you enjoy the state fair posted by kurt 6 32 am 4 comments tuesday lp store categories toronto posted by kurt 6 52 am 8 comments my father liked possums and in his old age he used an email account with the username possumnibbl e s when it came time to choose the text for his headstone we thought it only natural to include his second name photo is from a recent trip to the military cemetery where he is interred kerning errors are courtesy of the us government posted by kurt 11 25 am 7 comments saturday gotta got to as in i gotta go gotta got a how many committees did this get by at urban outfitters before it was approved for in store use posted by kurt 1 51 pm 5 comments thursday it all depends on whether 66 is higher than 64 posted by kurt 9 13 am 0 comments monday puppy von puppington iii and caregiver waiting for a train in germany puppy von puppington iii aka pvpiii aka puppy was born in china he has been to california germany new york and maryland update and denmark england he has a twin brother who lives in the closet and will only come out should anything happen to puppy puppy recently used the internet to find others in the von puppington family tree he was excited and waggy upon finding these relatives sir milo von puppington sic maia denovo von puppington and her brother mobius georg von puppington of the n buffalo von puppingtons puppy would like to meet some of these relatives but it could be awkward as he doesn t speak bark posted by kurt 10 36 am 5 comments friday when selling items on craigslist they say not to have buyers come to your house anymore as they may rob you kill you grab the item and run they say to meet them at starbucks and bring a burly friend but what if you are selling something like an amp and the person needs to hear it before making the purchase i googled my prospective buyer and he had a large internet presence so i asked him to text a pic of himself so i could confirm he was who he said he was and not a robber murderer here is what he sent postscript i lived i also sold the amp posted by kurt 4 45 am 6 comments tuesday his plane crashed into block island sound pictured posted by kurt 6 39 am 3 comments thursday plastic flower vase cemetery visit i knew you d much rather have a cigarette i love you posted by kurt 12 16 pm 4 comments wednesday ope at joshua tree music festival posted by kurt 7 10 pm 2 comments monday job titles posted by kurt 6 33 am 3 comments sunday the penetrating gaze of the artist readers may be familiar with smiley face pictured above created in 1963 by harvey ball before smiley humans had no way to graphically represent the happy feelings they experienced inside friend of ope and caretaker of kurt s bike doug has long enjoyed drawing smiley face after many years of meditation on smiley and utilizing the artist s penetrating gaze doug was able to decipher some of smiley s mysteries though smiley has only ever let himself be seen in full frontal view doug was able after much reflection to draw this profile of s posted by kurt 12 55 pm 9 comments wednesday from the archives posted by kurt 9 05 am 7 comments thursday the early reviews of issue 42 of other people exist are in btw excellent new ope a subscriber in an email on another subject an exceptionally entertaining issue this year for the first time i m sending you my renewal check almost completely ungrudgingly a longtime subscriber the issue under consideration posted by kurt 1 32 pm 5 comments tuesday issue 42 of other people exist the 9th annual death christmas issue will enter the mail stream today at approximately 12 00pm est subscribers should begin their vigil by the mailbox immediately several people have written asking me to recommend the best type of chair for vigil purposes i cannot recommend any chairs since i don t recommend sitting at all during your vigil sitting leads to distracting activities such as reading resting or eating i recommend standing beside the mailbox with a hand or arm resting gently upon it in this position the vigil holder is quick to detect any motion in or around the box area particularly the insertion of mail stay by the box don t lose focus if you are performing the vigil correctly you will be there for the arrival of the issue that is the point of the boxside vigil posted by kurt 4 30 am 6 comments friday the internet in a nutshell posted by kurt 4 53 am 3 comments wednesday posted by kurt 7 51 am 0 comments tuesday posted by kurt 12 14 pm 2 comments wednesday an honest sign posted by kurt 12 58 pm 1 comments issue 40 of ope zine has entered the mail stream i recommend readers begin their vigil by the mailbox tomorrow morning just to be safe plan on being out by the mailbox by 7 00 am subscribers who live in foreign lands should consult their national postal service for estimates as to arrival time they are probably safe waiting until friday morning to begin their vigil beside their culture s traditional mail receptacle please apply sunscreen at least thirty minutes before you take your place by the mailbox and have your snacks with you you don t want to miss the arrival of the zine because you were inside buttering a muffin one reader suggested placing a baby monitor in the mailbox then attending to one s regular life tasks while keeping the monitor nearby i don t recommend this the level of vigilance sufficient for infant care is probably inadequate for this task stay by the box keep the box in your sight don t lose focus best of luck posted by kurt 6 25 am 1 comments thursday question shouldn t this magazine be called just md posted by kurt 11 45 am 2 comments sunday seen and enjoyed in manhattan posted by kurt 5 22 am 5 comments monday my favorite google translation to date from the windows of my room there to see just a lovely big rainbow so i have to go there now unfortunately monkeys fascinated posted by kurt 5 15 am 2 comments attention young people 1 back when the primary medium for music was the long playing record aka the lp we called them records or albums we knew they were made of vinyl but no one said let s go buy some vinyl or let s listen to some vinyl 2 if you want to refer to records as vinyl in 2015 feel free i have grown accustomed to it and when i hear it i no longer feel the urge to kill but please avoid saying let s go buy some vinyls it s just bad grammar and it might make me snap posted by kurt 1 21 pm 1 comments from the ope digital issue you hold in your hands the first digital issue of other people exist plus whatever else you are holding we re halfway through year five and it s a good time to reflect on what i ve accomplished so far if anything i ve written some of the finest and most underappreciated work in my oeuvre i ve kept pandering to an absolute minimum just enough to retain my stupidest subscribers and i ve built ope into the moderately successful enterprise it is today all without losing my street cred that s success in my book but then i wrote my book others may define it differently such as in the traditional manner as subscribers are reading this issue their birds bunnies and guinea pigs are hopping from foot to foot in anticipation they know that the arrival of this publication means a fresh cage lining for them followed by weeks of superior comfort and leak protection it s one of the reasons i work so hard to make each issue as thick and absorbent as i can when i think of the looks on your pets snouts beaks muzzles i know that the work i do matters pets on three continents have been comforted by ope s familiar feel underfoot it is the first choice among choosy masters sure my subscribers could use newspaper to line their pets cages but newspaper requires frequent changing which can end up costing hundreds of dollars a month and veterinarians tell us that 75 of all pets prefer ope zine as a cage liner among pets who specify a preference one important note i don t recommend ope zine for subscribers with gila monsters or other monster lizards as these animals need a substrate of playground sand or bark chips in their cage i d like to thank each of you for your renewal i know you could find other uses for your four dollars you could buy a small watermelon and eat it with friends you could take a child to a matinee movie with the permission of its parents or you could use it for a third possibility that i haven t considered but you chose to renew your subscription to ope and i and your treasured pets thank you kurt posted by kurt 9 01 am 10 comments available kurt click to enlarge do not click and it will remain as it is posted by kurt 5 11 am 1 comments tuesday note that the giant gator flies both the us and gator flags kurt posted by kurt 7 44 am 2 comments sunday meat thank you for your honesty kurt posted by kurt 11 59 am 7 comments wednesday from toy fair 2013 in new york city kurt posted by kurt 1 41 pm 4 comments thursday i am hard at work on issue 35 of ope zine the 7th annual death christmas issue it has been seven years since the first death christmas issue of other people exist in the interval i have celebrated seven christmases and died zero times i hope to continue this trend indefinitely at this juncture six of the necessary 24 pages have been completed it is unlikely that the issue will be ready before christmas which falls on december 25th this year still it is always a good idea to wait by your mailbox just in case take your post beside the box and listen for the tell tale thunk of ope striking the bottom posted by kurt 5 05 pm 9 comments wednesday a clarification though readers should know by now i want to make it clear that other people exist is written for a sophisticated audience of intellectuals and other smart types cultured folks who read books and enjoy 10 bottles of wine as well as anyone who can pay the 24 yr subscription rate in keeping with our impressive snootiness even our non human appreciators are of the glasses wearing intelligent seeming kind photo courtesy of perpetual chocoholic posted by kurt 2 15 pm 12 comments tuesday overheard at moma click to enlarge do not click and it will stay the same posted by kurt 8 02 am 12 comments thursday tip of the hat to joanne casey of i have seen the whole of the internet click the image and it will open a larger version of the image if you do not click it will stay the same size posted by kurt 1 39 pm 2 comments wednesday an email to ope subscribers issue 34 of other people exist mailed out today in it the word supervillain is misspelled i apologize for any inconvenience kurt posted by kurt 5 14 am 1 comments readers enjoying their ope updated send your pic in today posted by kurt 3 24 pm 21 comments