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n levels would the same be true of a group of patients who suffer from tmj or trigeminal neuralgia i hate to go against logic but as i sit here thinking about the connection between my level of physical activity and my pain levels i can t say that the increased physical activity has made any difference in my pain levels sure sometimes a walk can increase my pain levels but usually my level of physical activity doesn t appear to be related to my pain levels i know that doesn t make sense but there you have it share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 22 2017 addiction chronic pain drug war 4 comments celebrating the anniversary of roe v wade in new york and cities across the country women marched this is a quote from makers women who make america a 3 part documentary that i just watched on youtube i highly recommend it the quote is from the 1970s let s look at how long the battle for women s right has been going on shall we on october 11 1972 sarah weddington a 26 year old lawyer from texas with very little experience argued roe v wade before the supreme court at that time the supreme court was made up of nine white men forty four years ago today on january 22 1973 roe v wade was decided i celebrate that day the equal rights amendment was first proposed in 1923 it wasn t until 1972 that it passed both houses of congress but in the end the states wouldn t ratify the era partially due to the advocacy work of white religious women it was a backlash against roe v wade and the women s movement and then reagan was elected president reagan used his high profile government position to advocate against abortion helping to stop the women s movement in its tracks i don t know why anyone would think that the potential life of a fetus is more important than the life of the mother that s like saying that the woman s life doesn t matter that she s not allowed to make her own health care decisions that her body is not her own that the most important purpose of a woman s body is reproduction i wonder how men would feel if we treated their bodies in the exact same way where every single sperm was considered potential life and men had to constantly fight for the right to control their reproductive health care there is nothing more important for a woman than to have control over her own body men have total control over their reproductive organs and so should women and when i talk about control i m not just talking about reproductive rights i m talking about all kinds of health care male or female as adults we should have complete control over our own bodies including the choice of medical treatments our own health care decisions should not be taken away from us by the government insurance companies or doctors i should not have to experiment with one drug just because it s cheaper when more successful drugs are available my access to certain drugs should not be restricted just because i see one doctor over another just because one doctor believes that certain reproductive health care options or treatments for pain or addiction are sinful and against their beliefs that s not practicing medicine that s forcing your beliefs on your patients one of the reasons i watched this documentary was in the hope of finding some clues on how pain patients can fight for their rights media attention was important back then just as important as it is today it appears that pain patients have lost the media war but i was just wondering have we already lost the opioid war share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 22 2017 art and awe therapy 6 comments because butter sometimes all you need is butter share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 21 2017 01 21 2017 funny stuff news 11 comments signsfrom womensmarch http www huffingtonpost com entry womens march signs_us_5883c27ee4b0e3a735698332 whdq5iq1kf2gvcayvi under comments rose mcmillan my favorite one i saw was if i wanted the government in my uterus i would have screwed a senator paige harriott delivery driver at domino s pizza i just saw a sign that reads melania if you need help blink twice i lost it caitlin mcgurk gardner physical therapist pt at cprs physical therapy trump s so vain he probly thinks this march is about him melissa ayres architect at u s forest service a poster w carrie fisher as princess leia that says a woman s place is in the resistance christy taylor goff works at parkwood hill intermediate school fort worth texas represent if you think we are mad now just wait til we synch our cycles sharon borror kindergarten teacher at usd 470 my favorite 65 million sn wflakes coming at you is called an avalanche anna finlayson vulva la resistance is fantastic i think there is something everyone could take from tweet others how you wish to be tweeted a certain president could perhaps think about that one too teresa zieminski myers office manager at gabel associates llc most impactful on me my assaulter has more in common with my president than i do women s march oakland ca corinne wong my favorite was sexual predators are not allowed to live in government housing colleen hannasch haas in raleigh nc vaginas brought you in to this world vaginas will vote you out jeannie west jenkins owner at lost cypress farm in dc vag against the machine ryan mercy camarillo high i still love the sign from a pp rally that said if i make my uterus a corporation will you stop trying to regulate it darlyne miller university of southern california favorite from napa ca i wish my uterus shot bullets so the government would not regulate it maria costello new york university no you can t take my rights i m still using them tina mahan antiorangesubhumanwalla my favorite was this is the only way trump can make women come allie rocheleau legal secretary at epstein patierno p c i know signs i m really good at making signs i make amazing signs everybody says so krystalynn kado there was a little girl holding a sign here in hawaii that said sugar and spice and deserving of rights that was probably my favorite melissa hymel i m a girl what s your superpower heidi hilliard senior project coordinator at michigan public health institute legalize empathy valerie fore william b travis high school i saw one that said trump can t read i don t know if i get the joke but it cracked me up kimberley rose film fellow at one common unity we will trade you 1 trump for 10 000 immigrants gretchen whitworth colorado springs so bad even the introverts are here i m not an introvert but some of my best friends are mary marceau registered nurse at rrmc montpelier vermont does this ass picture of trump make our country look smaller constance hanna university of pittsburgh my favorite white supremacy is so 1933 christine tyrrell harris highland high school when they go low we march maria ballard graduate researcher at community psychology i will not be sent quietly back to the 1950 s joyce vastola psychologist at bronxville school a woman s place is in your face devonee hendrix colorado mountain if you take my birth control i ll make more feminists virginia slavin organizational quality engineer at hewlett packard i liked the one that said don t make me take my bra off share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 21 2017 art and awe therapy drug war music therapy new mexico news 15 comments wearethestorm i m sad that i couldn t be a part of the women s march today but thanks to the internet i can still participate as reported by bloomberg the march is expected to be the largest grassroots inauguration related protest in u s history these are some of my favorite photos found at the links below http www kob com albuquerque news thousands gather for washington womens march in albuquerque and santa fe 4377490 http www yahoo com news womens march washington d c slideshow wp 182247458 html http www mic com articles 166254 9 aerial photos show just how big women s marches were around the world hm4xerctq http www bloomberg com news photo essays 2017 01 21 the women s march in pictures from washington to antarctica http www mic com articles 166190 whitehousegov scrubs climate change lgbtq more issues from official site after trump takes office o6bqjigv2 the website s transformation from former president barack obama s administration to trump s administration demonstrated the stark differences between the two the website went from offering 27 topics under the issues tabs to just six energy foreign policy jobs military law enforcement and trade deals while the obama administration s white house page offered criminal justice reform trump s offered standing up for our law enforcement community while obama s white house website included climate change trump s offered an america first energy plan where there was women there is now nothing jd davids on friday national hiv aids strategy already removed from white house website hugh merwin hughmerwin disabilities isn t accessible anymore at http whitehouse gov and is no longer listed under issues share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 20 2017 art and awe therapy chocolate 10 comments please join me for dessert sometimes my whipped cream icing is a little runny as i ve mentioned before i m having trouble getting it to form peaks along with heavy whipping cream sugar powdered sugar cocoa and vanilla i melt some chocolate chips with butter and add it to the icing because the other ingredients are so cold the chocolate becomes tiny little chunks sometimes i add a little cinnamon to the cocoa or coffee grinds to the butter and chocolate chip mixture before heating the chocolate cake is made with mayonnaise instead of butter along with hot coffee it s super moist i was using a chilled metal bowl to whip the icing but today i used a chilled glass bowl and the consistency turned out a little better fluffier still tastes the same like chocolate mousse icing i think i m in love share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 20 2017 art and awe therapy new mexico self portraits leave a comment all things are possible 3 share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook like loading 01 20 2017 funny stuff grief medical cannabis music therapy news 7 comments the inauguration of a dictator with a heart of stone washington dc app for the first time in america s history inauguration day brought rain cold rain sleet and snow flurries to be exact it was like the dark stormy sky was a giant mirror reflecting the grief of millions if not billions of people as reported by seth meyers the sun was just another star that refused to perform at trump s inauguration but the white house was ready as we watched governor chris christie marching next to president trump to a song entitled heart of stone protecting trump s hair from mother nature with a very large umbrella an aerial shot of the umbrella uncovered trump s 2020 campaign slogan imprinted on it in bright red letters keep america great exclamation point even though president trump has vowed to slash government spending that did not stop him from ordering a wall to be built around the inauguration dais to keep out the wind reporters were unable to discover the cost of the wind wall but can at least report that it was paid for by taxpayers unfortunately for trump but fortunately for the internet we discovered that even billionaires cannot control mother nature the argument over whether president trump sports a toupee or a comb over is finally over thanks to a tiny bluebird that had the courage and audacity to fly past security some speculate that it s the same bird that landed on the lectern in front of bernie sanders during a campaign speech last year so the internet is calling it berniesbird trending on twitter are hashtags that include bbsavestheday bbimpeachedtrump and bb4president this enterprising bluebird first entertained the crowd by landing on the bible during the swearing in part of the ceremony with undisclosed sources claiming it pooped on the book while others reported that the bird actually pooped on president trump s hand then in a scene that appeared to be from the animated movie snow white friends of the bluebird flew into a circle around president trump s head inspected his nest of hair and proceeded to lift it completely off his head it s rumored that the secret service is still diligently looking for trump s expensive hairpiece after much consideration we have decided not to publish photos of a bald president trump we do not wish to cause our readers any fear or anxiety although the photos are easily found on the internet we also discussed the fear that causes people to cover up the fact that they re going bald even though stars like patrick stewart celebrate the natural look we can only imagine the level of insecurities which would cause the opposite reaction in other words as reporters we re trying to find a little bit of sympathy for president trump even though he s just a bald bullying asshole who oozes ego out of every pore and is surrounded by sycophants and uneducated idiots immediately after the inauguration president trump s lawyers filed a lawsuit against mother nature and hillary clinton calling the inauguration debacle a staged event at one point in the lawsuit trump suggests the bluebirds were actually drones that were sent of course to make him look like a fool during the inauguration in response to the lawsuit hillary clinton tweeted trump doesn t need any help to look foolish how long is this bald billionaire baby going to keep playing the blame game sad as we watched president trump s fake blonde toupee fly away into the moody skies above it sailed past an airplane with a sign that said wtf further investigation discovered that a group calling itself womeneverywhere rented the plane and sign for the inauguration when asked to clarify the message a spokesperson for the group said it wanted to express in one word what women all over the world were feeling today when asked about the inauguration debacle president trump said he was looking forward to the military parades scheduled for next month i m thinking about having a gold throne made so our soldiers can marvel at my awesomeness as they march by and salute my awesomeness think of all the jobs that will create the only good news we have to report is that the internet rumor about free weed being passed out at the inauguration appears to be true buzzfeed reports that a group called dcmj passed out 4 200 free joints during trump s speech the latest internet meme shows some poor pothead accidentally lighting up trump s toupee resulting in a hospital 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