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the phantom professor the phantom professor ah college life from both sides of the books the learning and the learned i share the stories send yours to thephantomprof aol com or leave them as comments here now sit up straight and if a cellphone goes off in class it s mine copyright the phantom prof 2007 previous posts when these students check in watch out the ph d goes crazy and sues her students chicken reporting the tragic saga of meaghan bosch school makes it official could the on campus whorehouse abortion clinic han toots and filmettes southern fried bigfoot airing dirty laundry oral roberts university scandal and why are we su archives april 2005 may 2005 june 2005 july 2005 august 2005 september 2005 october 2005 november 2005 december 2005 january 2006 february 2006 march 2006 april 2006 may 2006 june 2006 july 2006 august 2006 september 2006 october 2006 november 2006 december 2006 january 2007 february 2007 march 2007 april 2007 may 2007 june 2007 august 2007 september 2007 october 2007 november 2007 january 2008 february 2008 march 2008 april 2008 site design by posted note wednesday april 30 2008 when these students check in watch out i d use that line their parents must be so proud trouble is they probably are because this is how these animals were raised from the wfaa report on how a group of 1 000 doctors staying in the intercontinental hotel in north dallas encountered our fine university students partying on all 15 floors one doctor wrote smu students urinated in hallways came close to physical confrontations with other guests kicked in doors and walked in on other guests in their rooms he also said yelling and profane language went on until dawn the second complaint came from a family taking a spring break vacation in mexico smu students attacked the resort like a swarm of locusts the complaint read the mother said she had never experienced such arrogance a total lack of respect for everyone else at the hotel mark my words nothing will be done to any of these idiots by their parents or by the university nothing posted by writer 12 31 pm 201 comments tuesday april 29 2008 the ph d goes crazy and sues her students a dartmouth lecturer is suing the students in her writing class for discrimination she sent a series of bizarre emails to them read and weep on dartmouth blogs priya venkatesan dartmouth 90 m s in genetics ph d in literature emailed members of her winter 08 writing 5 class saturday night to announce her intention to seek damages from them for their being mean to her in one instance she expressed an opinion about something a student spoke up to disagree and the class applauded his side of it she was offended so she s bringing a class action suit academia gets kuh razier every year gawker has more of it here posted by writer 2 07 pm 72 comments wednesday april 23 2008 chicken reporting just happened to pick up a daily campus when i stopped at my local salad emporium tonight there on the front page a piece of reportage about changes in cafeteria food now there s an original story idea for a college paper i can always tell when a reporter doesn t know what she is doing when i read a quote from a source that clearly screams chicken and isn t challenged the reporter in this case included several statements from the campus new food services chief tim schaub who was touting the spa cuisine in his dining hall think about that for a sec spa cuisine in a college refectory egad in the story the reporter wrote that schaub switched to serving tyson brand chicken because tyson treats animals humanely those are my quotes around three words from the story the reporter did not put those words in quotes to indicate schaub saying them using tyson chicken is typed this reporter part of schaub s effort to be as eco friendly as possible look i m no animal rights freak i ll eat a whatachicken sandwich whenever i can get my mitts on one but how dumb do you have to be not to know that tyson a company that s lower than whale shit on the scale of eco friendly food suppliers has been a peta target for years it is after all the supplier of all the chicken for kfc they re about as friendly to their birds as the manson family was to the houseguests on cielo drive a peta investigation of two tyson foods slaughterhouses last year exposed disgusting conditions including abuse mutilation decapitation and urination check out http www torturedbytyson com for all the inspiration you need to become a vegan for life in another peta initiative an undercover investigator got a job on the slaughter line of a tyson foods chicken processing plant in heflin alabama using a hidden camera he got footage of horrific treatment of the more than 100 000 chickens killed daily in the plant birds were mutilated by throat cutting machines that malfunctioned one hen had skin torn entirely off her chest before she was killed workers were told to rip the heads off chickens that had missed the throat cutting machines and the peta investigator was told not to stop the line for missed birds plant employees threw dead and dying birds around just for fun peta s investigator also saw birds scalded alive in the feather removal tank plant managers told him that it was acceptable for 40 animals per shift to be scalded alive chowing on a tyson drumstick is about as eco and animal friendly as eating a big mac as a journalist remember this don t take what anyone says as fact check everything for yourself to find out what is true and correct accept nothing in an interview at face value that includes an interview with your mother i know this was a dumb story in a student paper one that has columns for fashion food and decorating mind you but even young journos should know the rules never assume don t be lazy listen question challenge get the truth that s what readers should expect and deserve if you don t you re just chickening out posted by writer 8 12 pm 19 comments wednesday march 26 2008 the tragic saga of meaghan bosch the construction site sat 9 miles south of waco a couple miles west of interstate 35 in the small town of hewitt the workmen had been hitting it hard since sunrise by 10 o clock that monday morning with humidity high from weekend rains and the temperature climbing into the high 80s they had sweat through their t shirts taking a break one of the workers headed toward the portable toilet at the edge of the lot when he opened the door he found something on the blue plastic floor covered with a blanket pulling it back he saw a spill of long wavy highlighted hair from what little he could see in the dark stall she almost looked comfortable the way she was curled up on the floor miss esta bien he thought she was sleeping he grabbed his supervisor who pulled the blanket fully away it was a barefoot girl weighing barely more than 100 pounds wearing a blue skirt and white top the heat and humidity had done their work the men realized she was dead so begins the sad saga of meaghan bosch a 21 year old smu student whose ignoble end is chronicled in the current d magazine rest of the story here posted by writer 8 31 am 36 comments friday february 22 2008 school makes it official the 200 million bush library and wingnut policy center will sit smackdab on the west side of campus where all those nice people used to live in the condos they thought they d own for life ha presumably the main building will include a porch where the ex prez and his pals heckuvajob brownie and trent lott can sit in rockers waving at the car cars next year s newest undergrad majors self delusion and extreme narcissism posted by writer 1 46 pm 22 comments friday february 01 2008 could the on campus whorehouse abortion clinic handbag boutique be next comes today the news that our university on the hill has come up with the perfect solution to the campus intoxication problem this in reaction to three on campus deaths last year by students who over served themselves a task force created in the aftermath of three students death related to drugs or alcohol has recommended opening a campus bar and allowing parties at campus fraternity houses professional bartenders will be part of the party too according to the task force story yet to come the boozeries of lower greenville avenue consider how to make up lost revenue when students can get shitfaced without leaving the bubble posted by writer 9 39 am 29 comments friday january 25 2008 toots and filmettes so i ve been away for a couple of months away from here anyway blogging elsewhere for money and becoming obsessed with the music of belgian jazz virtuoso toots thielemans and with the flip camera i bought myself for christmas i m making short films about things that i like here s my latest about the final dress rehearsal of a musical about billie holiday starring one of my favorite local actresses denise lee i ll be back soon with more college related stuff i m teaching again this semester film history and was a guest lecturer at another college the other day why is it that i get older and students are always the same age reminds me of the old line from hugh hefner about how he ages but his girlfriends stay 25 anyway watch the film if you can it s 6 minutes with songs by lady day and a cameo by ruby the cutest chihuahua ever labels billie holiday flip camera toots thielemans posted by writer 11 33 pm 27 comments