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do the thing have no regrets do the thing have no regrets 1 5m ratings 277k ratings see that s what the app is perfect for sounds perfect wahhhh i don t wanna do the thing have no regrets my name is matt i used to be creative but now i m a construction wage slave unionize or die posts ask contact me archive riggedforsuccess cursed 40k thoughts funny 10 775 notes may 18th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals okthatsgreat why are scissors packaged the way they are it s like they re taunting us oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic if only i had something to help get through it something sharp perhaps okthatsgreat what sort of sick twisted game is it trying to play here okthatsgreat leave me alone 52 226 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals classicfilmsource the private life of a cat 1946 dir maya deren alexander hammid 29 885 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals catmask the thing that always gets me about the us and jobs it considers essential is those roles are always treated like expected to be temporary and you both get talked down to and it is made extremely difficult to live if you don t want them to be temporary that is i frequently miss previous food service jobs not because i don t enjoy what i do now but because i did genuinely enjoy those jobs too the reason i left is because the expectation was that i either sell 40 hours of my week to the job regularly be physically injured with no support either no or abysmal workers comp inconsistent scheduling so it meant i had little to no life outside of work and still the actual labor of the job i enjoyed i enjoyed the people i liked working with my hands and making people happy and you know people often bring up customers as the reason to leave food service this was part of my reason as well but how much of that like the unsustainability of working food service itself bodily and monetarily is manufactured many of the people who were terrible to me working food service were often people working office jobs only marginally above mine in pay and support miserable with their own work looking to exert some level of power they could over someone else this is a bit long winded but i think its a perfect cultural example of how capitalism does not actually incentivize progress or growth as much as a constant state of desperation discomfort and dehumanization you arent actually encouraged to do what it is you excel at but whatever you can just barely tolerate all at the risk that at the current stage your body might give out and you will not have worked hard enough to have earned the right to be care for when it does and someone will be right behind you desperate enough to immediately replace you 5 368 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals commodore64 i was diagnosed these chips by multiple doctors i yell at all the whack ass low sodium options in the store aisles 44 942 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink stupidpop kijimha just because you havent seen me post about the character in a while doesn t mean i m any less insane about them in private 60 655 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals transmutationisms the getter is going to get you type film transmutationisms the grabber 38 858 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kammyclues sovietnam pekingopera funny 188 503 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink kammyclues goth queen 23 710 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink cavitychemicals thecuckoohaslanded i can t stop thinking about crocodiles for some reason so here s some cool pictures i found of probably the second largest one in captivity his name is utan isn t he beautiful listen to the sound when he bites and that s not even a real power bite that s mostly just heavy bone falling on heavy bone from his jaws and the air rushing out from between them specsthespectraldragon 2000 pounds of good boy thecuckoohaslanded you get me thecuckoohaslanded i honestly expected like 5 notes what happened here thecuckoohaslanded more tags on this ridiculous post cn123017 wait thats the 2nd biggest crocodile then what does the biggest one look like thecuckoohaslanded that would be cassius a very old saltwater crocodile who is estimated to be around 114 years old and lives at marineland melanesia in green island australia his official measurement is 5 48 meters which makes him the largest in captivity currently because utan is only slightly smaller and much younger only in his 50s he will likely break cassius record eventually but for now cassius holds the title he is not however either the largest crocodile ever captured in australia or the largest ever in captivity a slightly larger crocodile has been reported though not yet comfirmed to have been captured at 5 58 meters and while the famous brutus of the adelaide river was estimated to be just slightly larger than cassius at 5 5m he was driven out of his territory by a younger and even larger crocodile who as a result has been given the name the dominator he is estimated to be just over 6m this is brutus with an appropriate caption it is believed that he lost that arm in a fight with a bull shark the bull shark lost this is the crocodile who kicked him out the dominator and that s still not the biggest the largest living crocodile ever reliably measured was lolong who for the 1 5 years between his capture and his death was the largest crocodile ever held in captivity at a whopping 6 17 meters 20 feet 3 inches and 1075 kg 2 370 lbs he had been feeding on both humans and very large livestock in the bunawan creek in agusan del sur in the philippines it took 100 people all night to drag him to shore during his capture and here s why also to prevent credit from getting buried on a separate reblog i have been informed that the above image of the crocodile with the cartoon eyes and halo was made by rashkah and it is wonderful and i would like to thank him for its existence because it perfectly captures my feelings about terrifying giant primordial reptiles sometimesihavequestions theonewhocheeps theonewhocheeps holy fuck simon newman as far as brutus is concerned i was led to believe that he lost that arm when relatively young since then brutus developed a habit of hunting and eating bull sharks here s him with a prey and if you thought that you ll be safe if you just stay out of australia then think again meet gustave the nile croc this crocodile became almost legendary for both it s size and the habit of hunting both livestock and humans so how big is gustave no one is sure since he was never captured his estimated size is of at least 5 5m but some give him over 6m the terrifying parts are 1 he is still growing having only about 60 years 2 adult crocodiles often perform a gesture of submission to him something usually done by young crocodiles toward adults gustave is just that big 3 his sheer size makes it difficult for him to catch agile prey nile crocs tend to feed on hence why he developed a habit of hunting either larger prey like hippopotamus or creatures which are not good at spotting danger in the first place like livestock and humans and this is not all gustave actually has a noticeable scars on his body he was shot at east 3 times and stabbed with a spear or something similar at one occasion he lived to tell the tale my question is what happened to that one dude who attacked gustave with a spear thecuckoohaslanded crocodile dundee voice mate that s not gustave this is gustave and he is the perfect crocodile he is the perfect example of what i mean when i talk about as i do how the morphology of extremely large crocodiles adapts to the changing physics of their bite this is a typical adult nile crocodile and this is a god among his kind this is it folks the final form this is what peak performance looks like crocodiles and physics have an interesting relationship crocodiles have by a considerable margin the strongest bite of any animal on earth ever scaled up estimates based on nile and saltwater crocodiles give the extinct deinosuchus an estimated bite force more than double the recently updated tyrannosaurus bite estimates living crocodiles have bite forces measured in the range of 5000 pounds per square inch for an individual around 15 16 feet it is estimated that modern crocodiles in the range of 18 20 feet would have bit forces around 7 8000 psi or more that s a problem because a crocodile s skull is only designed to handle so much pressure go beyond that limit and the force of impact when those jaws snap shut could literally shatter their own skulls but evolution has spent hundreds of millions of years perfecting crocodiles so physics isn t going to stop them what ends up happening in the skulls of these extremely large crocodiles is they will increase dramatically in mass to compensate for the increased forces a crocodile s skull is almost exclusively solid bone with only minimal space for nasal passages a surprisingly advanced brain and some slightly porous looking framework that helps the bone distribute the force over a larger area the effect is by far the most pronounced in nile crocodiles which most regularly feed on larger prey and need to make use of all that power compare 26 inch skull vs 29 inch skull both of those are nile crocodile skulls or rather replicas thereof and just for fun here are the skulls of completely different and very extinct species deinosuchus and purussaurus the bigger the crocodile within a given species the more massive the skull needs to be to compensate for that unbelievable bit pressure this is one way to see from a distance whether you are looking at a normal sized crocodile and a truly extraordinary individual one of the things about gustave that s so impressive is how healthy his teeth look a lot of large crocodiles in their old age have very worn down and often missing teeth they do replace them many times over a lifetime but when they get very old this slows down gustave at least in every picture taken of him had teeth that were in very good condition even crocodiles much smaller than gustave s reported size probably similar in size to dominator or lolong tend to have smaller or more worn teeth than the pinnacle of his kind muchymozzarella lolong it means gramps or grandpa because he s a relic of an ancient world where crocs more massive than he was walked the earth his body is on display somewhere right now though i forgot where animals science 233 889 notes may 14th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink 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