Meta tags:

Headings (most frequently used words):

2013, july, precision, handling, thursday, august, 2010, friday, november, monday, 30, september, 15, wednesday, 24, saturday, 20, tuesday, 27, admirable, others, blog, archive, tempora, mores, comparative, highway, engineering, imperial, child, rearing, don, go, west, piker, boy, brain, strain, living, la, vida, loca,

Text of the page (most frequently used words):
the (57), and (19), that (19), you (18), 2013 (11), has (11), xerxes (8), can (8), july (7), posted (7), was (7), from (7), with (7), but (7), labels (6), comments (6), they (6), more (6), this (6), boy (6), #august (5), 2010 (5), don (5), know (5), turnpike (5), route (5), not (5), november (4), good (4), when (4), off (4), which (4), than (4), have (4), time (4), new (4), jersey (4), other (4), next (4), one (4), precision (3), handling (3), september (3), too (3), there (3), day (3), well (3), would (3), for (3), him (3), public (3), remember (3), out (3), had (3), part (3), any (3), like (3), highway (3), lights (3), what (3), about (3), right (3), either (3), engineering (3), eat (3), must (3), even (3), back (3), become (3), complete (2), october (2), december (2), january (2), february (2), march (2), april (2), may (2), june (2), tempora (2), mores (2), blog (2), boyo (2), posts (2), fast (2), live (2), young (2), charlie (2), were (2), now (2), carlos (2), pleasure (2), anyone (2), respectable (2), trust (2), away (2), service (2), look (2), drugs (2), taken (2), only (2), run (2), dishwasher (2), brain (2), thursday (2), alternative (2), after (2), newark (2), very (2), way (2), sign (2), swerve (2), traffic (2), towards (2), elizabeth (2), problem (2), anything (2), stuck (2), god (2), all (2), train (2), its (2), high (2), bruce (2), clunker (2), dreamliner (2), having (2), station (2), worse (2), west (2), intellectual (2), might (2), his (2), rap (2), world (2), key (2), are (2), ones (2), words (2), their (2), motorcycles (2), come (2), how (2), get (2), spratty (2), swarthy (2), nasty (2), will (2), equally (2), message (2), typeset (2), over (2), dear (2), examination (2), longer (2), fellows (2), smooth (2), them (2), fashion (2), work (2), skip (2), view, profile, 2008, 2009, archive, japing, ape, stuffmydadsays, scarlet, blue, renal, failure, problemchildbride, com, nursemyra, mrs, pouncer, counsel, lulu, labonne, last, django, paris, lady, daphne, wayne, bough, gadjo, dilo, curiously, strong, commonplaces, cape, rio, bass, bogol, logob, biology, worst, kind, beastliness, barry, teeth, beet, poet, admirable, others, subscribe, atom, home, older, die, known, since, corporate, litigator, mid, town, manhattan, consolidated, sues, amalgamated, chopping, someone, knees, saving, widows, orphans, silly, poor, lunch, discuss, legal, encounter, previous, phone, call, lawyer, asking, court, tomorrow, bit, character, witness, hours, notice, been, doesn, else, honestly, really, boringly, wanted, help, shall, say, less, polished, version, brother, shame, living, vida, loca, tuesday, powell, pressburger, canterbury, tale, laptop, see, white, lino, floor, kitchenette, undulating, writhing, quick, mental, check, recently, confirms, beers, wtf, detergent, improvised, liquid, stuff, seemed, idea, isn, pumping, foam, gallon, screw, strain, plays, large, life, although, london, because, rout, root, dropping, family, airport, nearly, found, onto, usual, missed, crucial, telling, across, four, lanes, destination, intended, whole, indeed, wasn, seen, getting, lost, fun, sopranos, documentary, major, heavy, herd, barreling, these, wondering, stop, change, jesus, christ, level, crossing, happens, comes, doubt, worth, attractions, runway, tooling, along, speed, overtaken, 747, coming, land, smell, refinery, linden, smoking, heap, machinery, friend, emotional, crisis, money, self, respect, piker, saturday, deep, thought, wbgo, says, jazz, unreliable, reliable, turn, find, interviewing, cornel, wikipedia, describes, same, left, harvard, huff, president, suggested, make, cds, actually, enough, establish, humourless, bore, flip, channel, country, playing, song, reggae, cowboys, wednesday, deviation, treachery, amestris, graduated, school, passed, her, levels, college, university, thule, study, ultimatics, should, success, correct, rules, here, care, something, let, slide, mess, tattoos, especially, hip, particularly, gross, never, think, doing, smack, junkies, boring, beyond, heroin, substitute, personality, boys, ever, disease, spinal, damage, meet, called, adam, spratt, pregnant, sitting, bus, yourself, insufferably, charming, looking, moustache, totally, useless, unemployable, drone, fact, grandchildren, moustaches, solve, global, warming, imperial, child, rearing, our, sponsor, network, rail, hitchin, flyover, open, dramatic, impact, made, difference, several, months, dozens, trains, used, ramping, travel, expect, further, incisive, commentary, exciting, piece, wait, cliche, fans, due, course, envy, skill, people, who, accents, marxist, training, shortly, comparative, monday, sublime, comment, happened, souls, announced, end, practice, inviting, shortlisted, fellowship, candidates, dinner, vivas, elect, according, ability, suck, senior, barristers, sometimes, take, port, walnuts, expects, half, hearted, some, brave, such, creatures, indeedy, doody, miranda, talking, men, gets, maybe, better, certainly, different, translation, paper, optional, fellow, classics, need, latin, greek, weasel, final, phrase, follow, magnificent, rearguard, relevant, committee, working, outside, academia, maintain, active, academic, interests, albeit, prize, decided, institution, friday, sidebar, main,

Text of the page (random words):
precision handling skip to main skip to sidebar precision handling friday 8 november 2013 o tempora o mores dear god it s happened all souls has decided to become an institution like any other it has announced the end of the practice of inviting shortlisted fellowship examination candidates to dinner on the day of the vivas that is no longer will it elect its prize examination fellows according to their ability to suck up to senior barristers sometimes dear boy you must take the smooth with the smooth over the port and walnuts it even expects them in a half hearted fashion to do some work fellows working outside academia must maintain active academic interests albeit in a very part time fashion what weasel words in that final phrase that eat the ones they follow magnificent rearguard work in the relevant committee to get them in it gets worse or maybe better but certainly different the translation paper has become optional so that to become a fellow in classics you no longer need to know either latin or greek o brave new world that has such creatures in it indeedy doody miranda was talking about men posted by xerxes at 11 08 2013 01 05 00 pm 1 comment labels the sublime monday 30 september 2013 comparative highway engineering this is a message from our sponsor network rail the hitchin flyover is now open and has either had a dramatic impact or made no difference well in several months out of the dozens of trains that i ve taken on that route one 1 has used it i m ramping up my train travel so expect further incisive commentary on this exciting piece of engineering in wait for it cliche fans due course i so envy the skill of people who know how to typeset accents no good boyo can typeset anything it s his marxist training right message over back to the new jersey turnpike shortly posted by xerxes at 9 30 2013 05 10 00 pm no comments labels public service thursday 15 august 2013 imperial child rearing young amestris has graduated from high school passed her a levels and is off to college the university of thule to study ultimatics and the world should know the key to this success the key is to have the correct rules and here they are 1 i don t care what you eat but you must eat something you can let this one slide when they re 12 2 no mess 3 no tattoos especially not the hip alternative ones they look particularly gross when you re 30 4 never even think of doing smack junkies are boring beyond words and heroin is their substitute for having a personality 5 no motorcycles no boys with motorcycles ever you might come back from drugs or disease you don t come back from brain or spinal damage 6 if you meet a boy called adam spratt run away you know how you can t get pregnant from sitting next to a boy on the bus if the boy is spratty you can even if you re a boy yourself spratty is insufferably charming and swarthy and good looking has a nasty moustache and is totally useless and unemployable a complete drone in fact and the grandchildren will be equally swarthy and have equally nasty moustaches right that s it i m off to solve global warming next posted by xerxes at 8 15 2013 06 55 00 am 2 comments labels deviation is treachery wednesday 24 july 2013 don t go west one pleasure of the new jersey turnpike is wbgo it says it s a jazz station but is more unreliable than that if it were more reliable it would be worse the other day i turn it on to find it interviewing cornel west wikipedia describes him as a public intellectual which is not the same as an intellectual he left harvard in a huff after the president suggested that he might like to do more with his time than make rap cds well one rap cd actually which is enough to establish him or anyone as a humourless bore so i flip the next channel is a country station playing a song about reggae cowboys posted by xerxes at 7 24 2013 05 37 00 am 2 comments labels deep thought highway engineering saturday 20 july 2013 piker boy the new jersey turnpike plays a large part in my life although i live in london this is because the alternative is route 1 rout not root after dropping off the family at newark airport i very nearly found my way onto the turnpike but as usual missed the crucial sign telling you to swerve across four lanes of traffic towards elizabeth the swerve is not the problem the problem is to remember that elizabeth has anything to do with any other destination intended or not so i was stuck on route 1 the whole way and i had to trust to god that it was indeed route 1 that i was stuck on there wasn t a sign to be seen getting lost in that part of jersey is no fun the sopranos was a documentary route 1 is like any major highway fast heavy traffic all the time but with lights you re in a herd barreling towards these lights at 80 wondering if you can stop if they change and jesus christ that was a level crossing no lights there what happens when a train comes no doubt about it the turnpike is worth its 6 50 it has other attractions too the newark runway is right next to it so you can be tooling along at high speed only to be overtaken by a 747 coming in to land and is the smell that of the refinery at linden or is it that smoking heap of machinery which is either my friend bruce s clunker or a dreamliner having an emotional crisis my money s on the dreamliner bruce s clunker has more self respect posted by xerxes at 7 20 2013 07 45 00 pm no comments thursday 5 august 2010 brain strain i look up from powell and pressburger s a canterbury tale on the laptop to see that the white lino floor of the kitchenette is undulating no more than that it s writhing a quick mental check of the drugs i ve taken recently confirms only 2 beers so wtf oh i remember i d run out of dishwasher detergent so had improvised with the liquid stuff seemed a good idea at the time but isn t the dishwasher is pumping out foam by the gallon remember i screw up so you don t have to posted by xerxes at 8 05 2010 04 27 00 am 5 comments labels public service tuesday 27 july 2010 living la vida loca i ve known charlie since we were 2 now he s a corporate litigator in mid town manhattan when consolidated sues amalgamated charlie s in there chopping someone off at the knees saving widows and orphans don t be silly they re poor at lunch we discuss my legal encounter of the previous day which was a phone call from carlos lawyer asking can i be in court tomorrow to do my bit as a character witness well with more than 24 hours notice it would have been a pleasure but i m in ny carlos doesn t know anyone else respectable trust me on this i honestly am respectable really boringly so and i wanted to help he is a er shall we say less polished version of my brother and it would be a shame for him to go away posted by xerxes at 7 27 2010 01 39 00 am 2 comments labels too fast to live too young to die older posts home subscribe to posts atom admirable others barry teeth beet poet beastliness biology of the worst kind bogol a logob can bass 1 cape to rio commonplaces curiously strong gadjo dilo lady daphne wayne bough last django in paris lulu labonne mrs pouncer s counsel no good boyo nursemyra problemchildbride com blog renal failure scarlet blue stuffmydadsays the japing ape blog archive 2013 5 november 1 o tempora o mores september 1 august 1 july 2 2010 11 august 1 july 2 june 1 may 1 april 1 march 2 february 2 january 1 2009 34 december 1 november 1 october 3 september 4 august 3 july 2 june 4 may 2 april 2 march 6 february 2 january 4 2008 20 december 3 november 6 october 9 july 2 precision handling xerxes view my complete profile