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precocious updated daily home archive about cast the precocious store contact new reader faq the precocious wiki chrispy used self destruct previous story current story share vote to see donate more links folow me bluesky help build these tv tropes page precocious wiki buy stuff cafepress store buy me stuff jetpens wish list amazon wish list donate via paypal news from chrispy listen up news post placeholder jul 26th 2017 after being broken for uh more than a year my news section is syncing again and i need content for it since my chronic illness is still doing a number on me it may be a while before a proper news post can go here so enjoy this placeholder image i may not be able to do much considering how broken i am but i still intend to update every single day all extra stuff from email communication to side projects to whatever are indefinitely on hold i can t predict when my body will allow me to do this stuff even writing this blurb will likely trigger a migraine yay just know i m here and giving 100 100 of zero is zero but still precocious at the small press expo sep 12th 2016 for second and final time this year i m leaving my isolation chamber to table at a convention the small press expo is a great show for comics lovers because it has everything one could want i ll be there with my fellow spiderforesters at tables e12 13a dc area people it s definitely worth the trip and tickets to it are cheap you ll have to watch my twitter feed for last minute details as the spiderlings behind the table will shift the only time i m only guaranteed to be there well give me some bathroom break wiggle room is saturday afternoon from 3 7pm i ll be wandering around the con the rest of saturday i probably won t be around sunday sorry in advance to those only available then my books will still be there and i ll try to sketch in them ahead of time so you have a special bonus even if i m not there i ll have the three precocious books with me and might do some small commissions any other goodies like charms will probably be there along with my stuff the table will feature lots of awesome spiderforest comics to buy and here s a general reminder that i m still really broken and sick i have a special med i can only take once a week that lets me be normal for these shows and that means all sorts of stuff is on hold until i can improve i m months behind on emails and might never manage to reply to some because writing anything longer than a tweet like this post takes a lot out of me and any work beyond comic updates is currently beyond my ability i know the site is broken or outdated in various places and my store remains disabled until i feel like i m able to do regular post office visits again all i can do is ask you to wait and keep the faith i haven t forgotten or deliberately ignored anyone i m just stuck in survival treatment mode until i can get moving again you all are my motivation to keep fighting chrispy at conventions jun 20th 2016 in my broken state i only allow myself to do two social things a year so here they are coming up way too soon is anthrocon i will be there you should be there specifically at table c3 buying my three books in person so you can get a nifty sketch in them and you can talk with mat creator of badly drawn kitties master table assistant and model for our doomed precocious guest since i am fragile my ability to draw commissions may be limited drawing all weekend is one of my favorite things about cons so i ll go until my body says no mas but i m going to raise rates so i don t destroy myself in the process i will have some 5 sketch cards too for you cheap os i m happy to talk with everyone keeping me talking is better for my health so please make me feel special during the con make sure you keep track of my twitter feed as i ll try to post updates on my hours and commission queue there fyi i ve disabled my already glitchy store for the con i ve been too lazy to alert tech guy about that it s just a quirk brought on by the server move once i m home the code is tweaked and i have a tally of my remaining stock the store will reopen listen every artist should raise rates and attendees should remember they likely make far more per year than most artists so please do the right thing and compensate for the depressed market rates by tipping info on the small press expo will come when we get closer to the show fancy feastin jan 27th 2016 i needed a fresh news post on this site so here this is me playing around with a little gimmick since i m taking care of a feral cat family and bribing them so they ll trust me enough that i can catch them and take them to the vets to get fixed i ve been going through a lot of canned cat food one brand i use has these little cardboard pieces in the cases and i chose to save them for doodle material please enjoy these pics of cat form characters drawn on cat food box dividers the goal was to do something nifty but also quick and loose enough that i can feasibly fit some drawing in during the 5 minutes of upright time i get per day that s not used on keeping this comic updating daily when life throws hindrances at you you must learn to adapt if small sketches are all i can do then i want them to be special enough to be coveted since i cut the dividers in half they can fit in standard envelopes and go to anyone who wants to buy one international orders are fine i have special stamps use the paypal donate button wherever it is on this page or just paypal to the email on the contact page anything given will be put to medical bills so let s set a 10 minimum ok these aren t commissions more like rewards for charity you ll get whatever s on top of the pile at the time sizes are around 5x3 75 inches and materials can shift if i practice with other stuff these are brush pen and the handful of colored pencils i use for convention sketches apologies in advance if i m slow or very short with emails writing on the computer is very painful for me so someone might get their card before an email reply fyi health wise i m still in a holding pattern until my muscles stop turning to stone at the first twitch and triggering strong migraines if i don t have time energy to do a copper road each week i also don t have time to do the equivalent work elsewhere it ain t laziness folks precocious is copyright 2008 2026 christopher j paulsen