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predishthefish on tumblr explore communities change palette sign up log in waterborne neckerthief predishthefish i just want a decent seaside meal with chips you called follow posts predishthefish reblogged what even is thiss follow the reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein carb starts your engine protein keeps it going no carb engine don t start no protein engine dies out fast what even is thiss easy carb add on cookie fruit canned or fresh chips piece of bread popcorn crackers easy protein add on nuts spoonful of nut butter cheese roasted chickpea snacks glass of milk dairy or non dairy small canned sausages or similar what even is thiss sugar in there what even is thiss i am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day yes my plan is working people are getting through their days with less hangry currently trying to get rid of the spuds and ham in my house before they expire and how did i forget that potatoes are so calorie dense i feel like a god and the protein in the pork makes me feel like a god i m gonna be very upset when i do run out of ham and have to go back to the luncheon 277 26 313 47 444 predishthefish turns out i ve been making the nicest porridge i ve ever eaten for the cost of 4 milkless pieces of off brand weetabix unfortunately the breakfast i had today costs about 4 times that price which in reality says way too much about how affordable my rent is to me 1 predishthefish reblogged solas na sioga eternalspine follow seward man since lucy rejected me all i have to fill my time is this fucking guy and his fucking bugs i m happy for her and arthur but damn i sure wish i had some big important project to work on to give my life meaning apollo the greek god of prophecy 67 198 predishthefish reblogged homunculus argument follow there s this one specific interaction on reddit that i wouldn t call infamous but i also know that everyone who knows it knows it by the punchline so in order to not ruin it for the ones who haven t i m just going to talk all of you through it as i m saying this the beauty of it is that you could place that exact same dialogue into any time and place in human history and it would make just as much sense you could have it as a conversation between sailors in a 1600s ship a group of bronze age warriors cleaning their weapons stone age hunters walking home from a hunt or a bunch of 21st century redditors on the internet and it would hit just as splendidly there was this conversation about if you could have sex with any specific person from any time through human history which one would you choose famous legendary lovers were brought up queens emperors and such were popular might as well fuck rasputin just to see what the hype was all about the kind of answers one would expect then some guy said he would choose his own late wife he went on to talk about how brutal it is that you might find the love of your life but there s no promise that this life couldn t be suddenly cut short that his body aches for hers and how there isn t much he wouldn t do for one more opportunity to make love to her one last time now i d like you to imagine a pause in the conversation a solemn contemplative moment of silence with several of the people present nodding in agreement that this is indeed the finest answer it wasn t a competition but there s no doing better than that and then someone breaks this solemn silence and says i also choose this guy s dead wife enby denby for the sake of letting the full story be known you have to imagine that after another moment of horrified silence dead wife giy bursts out laughing and says with a bittersweet smile yeah that was her sense of humor
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