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quoteables in the blog world quoteables in the blog world what originally the idea came from a local radio station they kept the list a list of phrases said during the week that stood on their own and were funny as hell they were phrases that not only inspired giggles and snorts but frequently prompted the question what brought that up when playing on a messageboard i would frequently see something that would remind me of the list finally i broke down and started recording them i ve done this for about four years five years it s been a while lo and behold i m noticing the same thing in the blog world so why not let s have our quotables recorded friday november 4 2011 quote november 04 2011 half past kissing time accused of intentionally sketching pornographic zombies at 5 53 am no comments monday october 31 2011 quote october 31 2011 single dad laughing let s paint butt pumpkins at 2 16 pm no comments tuesday june 7 2011 quotes june 7 2011 lola is 40 demons have no attention span to speak of too many mornings i feel a great deal of affection for the talk radio host because his brain s so wonderfully fucked up radiovixen the miracle of life in my barbecue grill fetch my flying monkeys i ll be like a goat moses absolutely narcissism comfy panties that don t give my vulva rope burn at 8 17 pm 2 comments saturday february 5 2011 quotes february 5 2011 the bloggess i pointed out that unexpected pandas are good practice for when you have a home invasion because if you aren t rattled by spontaneous pandas then you re probably going to be able to keep your cool during the zombie apocalypse fetch my flying monkeys what kind of hippy voodoo bullshit is this funny or snot if he s not walking by thursday he s going to a different kind of church you know the kind where they slap the sick kid on the forehead and cry heal child i need a professional because it didn t work when i tried it at home as cape cod turns we called it musical beds motherhood uncensored i know a few people who need to be put in a lol time out lola is 40 at what point does a backyard officially become a cemetery at 9 17 pm 5 comments sunday january 23 2011 quotes january 23 2011 funny or snot i certainly wasn t expecting to lose my bra somewhere in the portland rose gardens parenting by dummies he sounds distinctively like one small green jedi master speaking from the crib what if his thingy melted off adventures in paradise i was much too busy bonding with the strippers over our shared love of leg warmers and vagina glitter to have a drink highly irritable i spent my christmas break learning bakugan attributes forcibly at the hands of a tyrant in a transformers housecoat day by day i see the benefit of being a nudist at 5 41 pm 2 comments sunday january 9 2011 quotes january 9 2011 absolutely narcissism he will then run into the newly painted bedroom naked stand against one of the fully painted walls and say how do i look in pink which translates to let s do it while the kids are all downstairs patchwork times once upon a time i thought that maybe that wasn t a balanced meal but then i realized as long as there s lots of gravy who cares busted plumbing i smelled like five day old waffles that have been sitting at the bottom of your sink that you forgot to clean out before you left for a short trip sweet and homeless man s asshole that s how i smelled it s not all mary poppins there may even have been some potty dancing around the puddle of steaming dampness at 5 45 am 1 comment monday january 3 2011 quotes december 31 2010 adaption of jane i should have just asked her to put a paper bag on her head suburban turmoil i feel like my life has become one eternal snow day barefoot foodie basically we all agreed by we i mean me my doctor and my percoset bottle that i am having pain steam me up kid i promise i won t fart in your treatment cubicle again at 10 49 am 3 comments older posts home subscribe to posts atom email followers search this blog blog archive 2011 7 november 1 quote november 04 2011 october 1 june 1 february 1 january 3 2010 24 december 1 october 1 august 1 july 2 june 3 may 2 april 3 march 3 february 4 january 4 quote button feedjit feedjit live blog stats google analytics picture window theme theme images by mammuth powered by blogger