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breakfast at ralf s breakfast at ralf s 49 evil is not half bad ask me anything submit a post rss archive hello may we please see the frog or perhaps the website if you don t want to share that s totally okay thank you for the story pantswithelephants ralfmaximus alas this occurred in 1995 and the company is long gone the demo was actually conducted using his laptop browser opening his site off line no webserver involved just a collection of pages stored on his drive c that frog guy created using notepad exe an impressive feat at the time once he onboarded we let him host his frog menagerie on the corporate lan but i don t think we ever gave it public access our project manager also at the interview nabbed the computer frog instantly and i haven t spoken with anybody from that organization since 1998 so yeah if i had the froggy i d show y all and yes it s all true if you re wondering what the heck this is about it s about this since the ceramic frog thing has regained traction and i m getting asks here ya go i am also on bluesky and mastodon as ralfmaximus 3 years ago 385 notes bythelake1 via grimygrimygrimy 7 hours ago 1088 notes calvera via padrepounds 7 hours ago 411 notes bocekcicek michaela stark via maybee magical 7 hours ago 1278 notes greenvelvetchaise up down via maybee magical 7 hours ago 870 notes becauseth3internet this is a real tuesday ass monday oh my god it is 9 hours ago 83 notes ecthelion83 overclassy i am definitely a fan of hidden concealed corridors and secret switches i love it but how do you keep the books from flying off the shelf when opening it via lookingformyperfectsandwich 10 hours ago 1919 notes squeeful onbearfeet avocado moon avocado moon 3liza mortalityplays indigosfindings how do you pronounce the honourific ms in english miss miz other unsure see results really good shocking number of people are confidently objectively demonstrably completely wrong poll i am losing my fucking mind we dont use honorifics in my first language so whenever i have to select options usually for flights im always so confused like what is actually the difference between miss and ms i like miss bc it sounds more historical and im a historian so miss means an unmarried woman mrs means a married woman both of these have origins in the word mistress as in mistress of the house ms prounounced miz btw is a third option popularized by gloria steinem in the 70s mainly through her feminist magazine ms which is meant to be a neutral term usable for any and all women regardless of marital status hence the soul destroying irony of the tags above it gained wider general acceptance when geraldine ferraro the first woman to be nominated as vp on a national major party ticket started using it widely to avoid confusion since she was married but used her maiden name professionally eventually over the years it came into common use though i do think the brits are a little more critical of it than americans as far as i m aware lol obscure facts only a tumblr user would know and it s one of the most influential institutions of second wave american feminism please open the schools hi i m an unmarried woman in her forties i use ms and pronounce it miz though i don t correct people who accidentally use a soft s i use ms because it s no one s business but my own whether i m married to a man or anyone else and that s what ms means it means fuck off my marital status is irrelevant just as it is for every man who uses mr i ve had people usually children ask me at work if i m a missus or a miss i have replied that i am a miz full stop and when they pressed for which one i was really i have replied why are you going to treat me differently depending on whether there s a ring somewhere that s what ms is for that is its linguistic function it says this is an adult woman and nothing else nothing else is necessary and in my case nothing else is desired i also use miz for other women unless and until they express a preference for something else because i don t magically know everyone else s marital status when i meet them that s a courtesy i m declining to assume marital status and allowing them to decide whether they wish to declare it also i ve taught english and worked as an editor for twenty years i am quite literally the grammar police this use of ms is a standard construction if you didn t learn it in school someone failed you obscure facts boo boo i was taught it in elementary school one with a state standardized curriculum ms is marriage neutral and it s pronounced miz it is deliberately different from miss it s pronounced miz and i ve known this my whole life grew up in the deep american south too land of miss and darlin and honey imagine the unholy screeching if someone tried to create married unmarried male honorifics to augment mr via mynameiskleiosgirl 11 hours ago 9228 notes ralfmaximus impormable olivia jaimes nancy continues to amaze and delight this really might be the finest 4th wall joke ever pulled off via mayhem says miaow 11 hours ago 205821 notes i don t know why you insist on saying john was abusive when it s not true anonymous thehuxler why are we doing this man source from john lennon himself where he admits to hitting multiple women the song is a diary form of writing all that i used to be cruel to my woman i beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved was me i used to be cruel to my woman and physically any woman i was a hitter i couldn t express myself and i hit i fought men and i hit women but i sincerely believe in love and peace i am a violent man who has learned not to be violent and regrets his violence i will have to be a lot older before i can face in public how i treated women as a youngster source from may pangs books loving john he got into the water so did john as he was about to pass john the bottle i slipped in between them my intent was not to stop john from getting the bottle but it appeared that way to him he turned and looked at me a hurt expression on his face he was drunk and looked very confused slowly he reached out put his hands around my throat and proceeded to strangle me as his hands closed tighter i screamed and tried to pull away but he was incredibly strong everything froze it seemed as if no one could believe what they were witnessing it couldn t have been more than a few seconds but it seemed an eternity with john s hands around my neck harry snapped to life and pulled john off me i must say i believe harry nilsson saved my life that night from tune in john physically abusing his girlfriend thelma during the course of this john leaned over to thel and asked if she fancied going for a five mile run she agreed and they slipped upstairs to the art history room assuming it would be free it was dark but we could tell there were other couples in there probably having a five mile run of their own or trying to thelma recalls i told john i was uneasy about doing it in a place like that especially with other people there and he wasn t happy with my attitude when i insisted on going and got up to leave he became rough and whacked me one his fist connected somewhere between my shoulder and my head around my neck from cynthia lennon s book john the next day at college he followed me to the girls loos toilets in the basement when i came out he was waiting with a dark look on his face before i could speak he raised his arm and hit me across the face knocking my head into the pipes that ran down the wall behind me the most horrific and egregious example come from albert goldman s book the lives of john lennon where an account is given by yoko ono s assistant that john beating yoko triggered one of her miscarriages i do not own this book so cannot provide a direct quote according to the book s wikipedia page goldman also presents a story from an ono assistant that ono s 1968 miscarriage was triggered by a beating from lennon these are not the only stories john also allegedly slapped a female reporter and an apple scruff claimed john attempted to hit a pregnant linda paul stepping between which stopped it the fandom s tendency to ignore minimize and even lie about the nature of john s abuse is frankly disgusting john lennon s being abusive is not a claim it s a fact you can write stories about the guy and interact with him in fandom culture as much as you want that s totally fine but to claim he wasn t abusive is patently untrue i will not be responding to anyone claiming this pattern of abuse does not make him an abuser or a wife beater if beating your wife does not make you a wife beater then i m not sure what does if you hold these opinions please look inside yourself to examine your misogyny it was a well known and accepted fact that lennon was a serial abuser wife beating in the 60s 70s wasn t viewed the way we do now and a lot of assholes didn t even think it was wrong the fact he did that was common knowledge the 1980 playboy interview is particularly damning amazing that people don t know that anymore 11 hours ago 156 notes terracloak cutecipher klapollo klapollo at planned parenthood and they re playing regular show dude if you don t get this abortion benson is gonna fire us you know who else got aborted alt via soft uwu gurl 11 hours ago 26426 notes 2011 2026 breakfast at ralf s next page page 1 11350