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ce on the planet in fact we are so far down on the list of beautiful places that it is probably better to flip it over and call it the list of least beautiful places just so we have the privilege of being high up on a list at all yes i live near the ocean and right on a bay and i am sure that that some speck of beauty did exist here at some point but most of it is now covered up by industry every time i drive over the fred hartman bridge i peer over the edge hoping to see deep blue water stretching out of sight bordered on the shores nearest me by thick forests or rocky cliffs instead i get a heaving mass of what looks like liquid dirt surrounded by a drab landscape dotted with refineries giant metal footsteps of progress trudging through a muddy bog oh how it stirs the soul but really i m not complaining i couldn t do that so close to thanksgiving a few days ago i would have been complaining but then a day like today comes the temperature is perfect the sky is clear the smells of the factories are blowing away from me it is a beautiful day it is a day that reminded me of a poem i read years ago that did stir my spirit so please take these words of gerard manley hopkins as my thanksgiving gift to you take them and enjoy them preferrably outdoors in whatever place it is where you sense the grandeur of god god s grandeur the world is charged with the grandeur of god it will flame out like shining from shook foil it gathers to a greatness like the ooze of oil crushed why do men then now not reck his rod generations have trod have trod have trod and all is seared with trade bleared smeared with toil and wears man s smudge and shares man s smell the soil is bare now nor can foot feel being shod and for all this nature is never spent there lives the dearest freshness deep down things and though the last lights off the black west went oh morning at the brown brink eastward springs because the holy ghost over the bent world broods with warm breast and with ah bright wings posted by spruce at 2 01 pm 4 comments thursday november 09 2006 should i blog ok sure why not though somewhat shameful the title of this entry is the word for word inner dialogue that led to this post i know i know if that was all it took why didn t i blog sooner that s what you re asking isn t it well let s just pretend that i have a really good excuse for not blogging ok for instance i could have been on a missionary journey deep in the dark recesses of the jungles of the country of your choice or i could have been off climbing mountains in nepal or i could have entered the witness protection program after ratting out the bosses of my mafia family only to be let out of the program following the death of said bosses in a freak weekend barbecue accident you pick the excuse what i can tell you is that life has been hectic for the past however long its been since last we talked church work has required quite a bit from me lately my truck was stolen and then returned only slightly damamged and full of the enticing aroma of marlboro s and black n mild s see the wife s blog for the full account we moved from our apartment to a rent house i spent another week in the woods with the senior adults from church chasing butterflies working on jigsaw puzzles and discussing the theological importance of the book of jonah we travelled a lot this summer nowhere exotic or really memorable for that type of story please see katie or shanta s blogs but the trips were fun all the same for church i have planned events written group studies taught classes visited hospitals sang songs with kids fixed sound equipment ruffled feathers smoothed feathers not necessarily the ones i ruffled and i loved every most some of every minute of it ok and then there was the really big news hopefully most of you know and aren t finding this out for the first time here i waited until i thought most of you knew before i sprang this on the blog so here goes without further delay here is the big news britney and k fed are getting divorced ok just kidding we re pregnant i know some of you are saying no jacquie s pregnant you re expecting but those of you who are saying this have obviously not seen a sideview picture of me lately just as many loving spouses shave their heads for a wife who is undergoing chemotherapy i have spent many long years developing a large belly as a sympathetic gesture for my pregnant wife ok no not even close to anything like that jokes aside we are really excited about the new addition we will hopefully find out soon whether this will be a female or male child feel free to cast your vote for the gender and even some name suggestions in the comment section however i must warn you that we already have names picked out and have had them for a while we will wait to reveal those later please be praying for the baby its beautiful mother and its nervous and pumped all in one breath father we would appreciate it all three of us posted by spruce at 12 48 pm 7 comments wednesday june 07 2006 sufficiently punished okay so i hope you learned your lesson actually i m sorry for the long delay i haven t really checked my blog in a while because frankly i didn t want to hear that sorry song needless to say hasselhoff has haunted my dreams since i posted that so i feel safe saying that the punishment hurt me way worse than it hurt you there is one good thing that came out of this whole experience though i have a new happy dance that involves flailing my arms wildly and growling the words ooga chaka repeatedly as a public service announcement i would like to warn all of you of an epidemic that seems to be sweeping the country right now it is especially prevalent among people my age and i feel it my duty to warn you all so that you might take precautions to protect yourself can you guess what it is that s right it s pregnancy now don t get excited i am not pregnant though i have been accused of it nor is my wife so mom you can breathe normally though we are not pregnant everybody i know seems to be or have recently been in fact i was shocked the other day when i asked my four year old niece whether she liked the chicken nugget she was eating and she responded by saying i m not eating it the baby in my tummy is true story now obviously my niece is not pregnant but she has been infected by the disease we will call baby fever i do want to say congratulations to all those who have just had babies or are currently pregnant may god continue to bless you and your families now i must go the baby in my tummy is kicking i think it s hungry posted by spruce at 7 48 am 9 comments thursday may 11 2006 don t say you weren t warned one of the main reasons that i blog is that i love to read the comments my friends make about the stupid stuff i put on here in fact i said at one point that if noone commented then i would quit blogging well not many people are commenting so it looks like something must be done however it wouldn t be any fun for me to quit blogging i do kinda like it so i have decided instead to punish you my readers for refusing to comment so here it is david hasselhoff singing hooked on a feeling don t try to stop it you can t stop the power of the hasselhoff consider yourselves punished and don t think that there ain t more with this came from i bet i could find the video to snow s informer or chumbawumba s tubthumping or a hulk hogan video or three if you are particularly negligent nobody wants that to happen so do what s right for your country and comment on this blog wow does that sound desperate or what hooked on this feeling david hasselhoff video code provided by videocodezone com posted by spruce at 1 22 pm 15 comments friday may 05 2006 all right already the following is a true story i come back to my office yesterday after lunch and open my e mail only to find that i am being served with an injunction from a large law firm in the metroplex immediately i think to myself what did i do this time then as i continue reading i realize that i am being threatened with sanctions because my blog has been lacking in substantive entertainment in other words due to my failure to blog last month i am being dragged kicking and screaming into the murky waters of the harris county judicial system question how do you know when it has been too long since your last blog answer your friends take legal action against you what happened to the good old days when my friends were poor grossly immature reality tv addicted college students and not doctors lawyers and nationally recognized inner city ministers so in my own defense i now offer you a look into the things that occupied my time in the month of april thus explaining my reasons for not blogging recently 1 i filled in for our preacher for three sundays so that he could travel around australia with his wife 2 i spent a week in the hill country at the heb camp with sixteen of our senior adults from church i taught bible classes during the day i know this sounds like it should be fun but have you ever tried being on a diet while older ladies who love to cook tempt you with unbelievable meals also have you ever tried to sleep with ten senior adults playing dominoes and farkle until all hours of the morning in the room next door yet with all that it was an incredible blessing to be there with them 3 i attended my first local livestock show and witnessed an eight year old boy from our church small group win grand champion twice with two different pigs his competition was local high school kids it was unbelievable i know this sounds like it should be fun but have you ever tried being on a diet while watching sixty pigs running all over the place shaking their pork chops and flaunting their ham 4 i went to two soccer games that involved my niece and twenty other easily distracted four year olds they don t keep score they don t know the rules and nobody cares this is how all sports should be 5 i decided that i wanted to see the gulf coast by hang glider so i fashioned one out of four brooms some fishing line and 3000 stale tortillas the ill fated trip lasted only two minutes and 13 seconds apparently i underestimated the gulf coast s sea gull s appetite for stale tortillas 6 i helped coordinate with my wife the song leading event at the central texas leadership training for christ convention in downtown houston on easter weekend 7 i coordinated our church s fifth sunday fellowship last sunday at a park here in baytown 8 i attended three astros games it s a tough task but someone has to do it i have three more games scheduled in the next month 9 i discovered that my office is infested with termites when i pulled a book off my shelf and found a hole eaten through the middle of it it was impressive for about thirty seconds and then it became gross followed by unnerving then annoying and ending with outright anger that god would create a animal whose main source of dietary fiber had to come from a book about children s ministry 10 and of course i have eaten an inordinate amount of seafood the beauty of living on the coast in fact i even attended an elder s meeting in which we loaded into a van and cruised to a local eating establishment and discussed church business over 36 lbs of huge crawfish my first real crawfish feast it was incredible and surprisingly low in calories so here are ten of the things that kept me from blogging they are mostly true ok some are outright lies you decide which there are many more that i could add to the list ladies and gentlemen of the jury here is your evidence i am confident that you will exonerate me from all charges of laziness and forgive my lack of blog communication until next time posted by spruce at 10 37 am 5 comments monday march 27 2006 notes of interest at least they are interesting to me 1 first off congratulations to the george mason university men s basketball team for making it to the ncaa final four though they destroyed my bracket by beating north carolina i can t help but root for a team that nobody even gave a chance i admire their tenacity their skill their heart but what i really admire is that their university has the same name as one of my favorite characters from seasons 1 and 2 of 24 just like this upstart basketball team nobody gave george mason a second look yet as grizzled frumpy and irritable as he was he went about his duties as the head of ctu with the same spirit that drove this team into greatness i am so glad that the board of trustees of this school decided to take a chance and honor this fictional character by changing the name of their school as i hear it they were previously called the sam beckett quantum leapers preceded by a stint as cliff huxtable university in the mid 80 s if you were going to name a university after a fictional character who would it be and what would the mascot be 2 i have gotten addicted to looking at my site meter to see who has been visiting my blog i also love seeing hos people get to my blog yesterday i found my favorite so far somebody in washington found this site after doing a yahoo search for skinhead crucified wallpaper i cannot explain the amount of pride that i have that my blog is what came up with those words 3 on my new diet i have gotten into eating instant oatmeal for breakfast today i tried a new brand and it tasted exactly like ground up popcorn kernels i think i ll go back to my quaker oats lower sugar maple and brown sugar which is only 2 weight watcher points have a great day posted by spruce at 5 54 am 20 comments monday march 20 2006 noah webster in blog world here as promised is the best of the verification word definitions so far i was so impressed with the creativity of all of you that i thought it would be appropriate to gather your creations in a collection i have added some of my own comments in italics to clarify a few things but overall these are the brain children of many of my good friends now students go out and use these words properly in your everyday conversation definitions mykdcskv i m embarrased to explain this to you spruce since you clearly know already that it s the medical condition where one s head is oversized and basically has its own weather system it s scottish in origin but has etymological roots to russian for those that do not know i happen to have a huge noggin so this definition is mostly hilarious because it is an unveiled slam on me qemfluyw what chemistry graduate students recently returned from star trek conferences make in the labs to leave on the seats of the their least favorite professors yirssr one of those redneck terms i m sure dtblzzlj very few people know that this was the word that snoop dog was going to go with but at the last minute he decided on fishizzle both of which as far as i know have a broad range of definitions from cool to sick etc kuqsr an irish insult for a stupid male you stupid kuqsr stop shoplifting my potaotes gnnpfunh a private activity held on the day before nra national meetings...