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he d list thursday september 11 2008 vma video of the year rundown 1999 my new series in which i go through the nominees for the mtv video music award for video of the year in each and every year enjoy and let me know what you think in the comments overall the reason i chose this year as my next episode in the series is because 1999 is probably the most important year in my development as both a music lover and a pre teen 1999 was the first year i started getting really hooked on mtv through the burgeoning beacon of early 2000 s teenagedom known as trl and you can see that influence start to trickle in on the vma s through the nominations of korn and the backstreet boys i remember most of these videos from their first run on the channel and it was quite interesting to look back and see how well they held up in time i must say that my memory was all over the place with this one korn and ricky martin s respective videos fared slightly worse bsb and lauryn hill were about the same and will smith s was actually better than i remembered overall i must say that 1999 was one weak ass year except for the winner lauryn hill and possibly korn the rest of the videos are quite disposable even if on the whole the year was quite mediocre what were the nominators smoking not to nominate britney spears widely discussed and publicized debut video baby one more time which actually looks better as time passes with that beautiful choreography or either of tlc s eligible videos from the year the best song of the year then and now no scrubs and the better video unpretty which scarred me for life with the image of the silicon boob popping out on that plate in the hospital scene the best of the nominees lauryn hill doo wop that thing directed by big tv andy delaney and monty whitbloom the fact that mtv went for hill over the special effects heavy freak on a leash or the inexplicably popular i want it that way probably has more to do with mtv trying to look respectable after her recent grammy wins than because they felt it was truly the best music video of the year nevertheless doo wop that thing remains the freshest video nearly a decade later and the only nominee in this weak ass year that actually adds something to the song by using a split screen and showing lauryn hill singing the same song in two very different time periods the 60 s and modern day i think it s trying to reflect on both the duplicity of both the song and the singer herself doo wop borrows from 60 s soul and combines it with modern hip hop to astonishing results with hill proving yet again that she has the chops to carry off each genre without a hitch the video does nothing more than exploit this heavily potent combination and does it absolutely beautifully watch here the rest in order korn freak on a leash directed by jonathan dayton and valerie davis back in the day i actually thought this was an interesting video even if the music genre was way out of my taste range then and now when i decided to do 1999 as my next installment of this series i was positive that this would be the video of the year the one that just completely blows everything else out of the water but then i watched the video again for the first time in many years and i would be lying if i didn t say i was a tad bit disappointed individually all the elements of freak on a leash are wonderous the animated opening is visually compelling using its crude animating style to highlight korn s crude style of music and the magic bullet special effects are extremely well made together however it becomes just one big mish mash of visuals that leaving me feeling rather meh not nearly as yawnworthy as many of the nominees in all of the categories but not exactly the masterpiece i remembered from years ago watch here will smith featuring dru hill and kool moe dee wild wild west directed by paul hunter the scope of wild wild west is nothing to shake a stick at and i wish that more music videos would try to integrate a plot of some sort no matter how silly or ludicrous into the video that being said this video kind of cheats in that respect since it s basically using the sets and costumes from the movie it s based on and completely condensing the two hour movie into six minutes which i must say basically erases any need to see that shitty movie yowza it s bad although there s no real sense of danger for will smith or salma hayek for that matter although i myself would be paralyzed with fear if those tarantaluas were on me and any video that has cameos from both steve wonder and carlton is just completely shameless in its intents to rope an audience in wild wild west is a completely fun time that like the movie did so epically awful is only meant to entertain you and that s fine watch here ricky martin livin la vida loca directed by wayne isham i can t exactly blame the vma s for nominating ricky martin s english language debut livin la vida loca because not only did it launch a latin craze that brought us enrique marc anthony and a pre j lo jennifer lopez but it also suckered me into thinking that this video was the real deal as an 11 year old i thought that this video was fun and carefree and the song with its blazing brass sultry delivery unapologetic frankness about sex was unlike anything i had ever heard before i must say that i was quite sheltered in elementary school looking back now the song is still pretty catchy and not quite as embarrassing as you d expect but that video is the complete epitome of cornball there s not one stereotype about latin music or latin men in general that director wayne isham doesn t hit on is ricky a good lover check is ricky a bandleader a la ricky ricardo check is there a bunch of latinos doing crazy salsa moves and looking quite slick check fine if not respectable during its time but lets just leave livin la vida loca in 99 and never mention it again okay watch here backstreet boys i want it that way directed by wayne isham except for possibly everybody backstreet s back and larger than life it can be argued that the backstreet boys never really contributed anything substantial to the music video artform borrowing from the take that back for good style of standing around doing generic boy band poses and a couple of small choreographed routines the backstreet boys videos were often throwaways that were only used to capitalize on the frenzy surrounding them on mtv and most importantly trl i can see why the vma s went for this back in 1999 the song was an enormous success on the channel and the album it came from milennium was the first album to sell one million copies in its first week but today it s just inexcusable that this complete waste of a video took one of the video of the year spots in i want it that way the boys literally stand around and do nothing for the entire 3 and a 1 2 minutes there s a couple of poses and ten seconds of the lamest choreography but mostly it s them standing in front of an airplane standing in front of a crowd of rabid fans and walking along the airport terminal and it doesn t even have the shamelessness of the rain sequence in quit playing games the amazing pop song in as long as you love me or the bright colors of all i have to give sorry that s the only positive i can come up for that video i want it that way is a complete and utter waste of time that s so bad i can t believe someone actually got paid to think of this concept and direct this piece of trash watch here posted by dame james at 8 12 pm no comments labels 90 s music music videos pop music video of the year rundown wednesday september 10 2008 don t you wish you were as fierce as these two via just jared posted by dame james at 10 00 am 1 comment labels diva j lo victoria posh beckham tuesday september 9 2008 in like with the new 90210 so the new 90210 premiered last week to huge ratings well for the cw anyways and generally decent reviews that were basically glad the show wasn t a huge bomb i ve already shared my excitement about the new series so did the show meet my expectations yes no maybe here s my list of pros and cons about the premiere pros mr matthews ryan eggold can keep me after school anytime for a little one on one time if you know what i mean the insult bitchlips has been added to my vocabulary and there never seems to be an inappropriate time to call someone that naomi annalynne mccord is the most extraordinary fiercest dramatic over the top creation since the re invention of tyra banks seriously how can you hate a woman this devoted to being the biggest bitch in west beverly high and somehow doesn t seem to be that horrible and as a bonus that scene in the bar contained the greatest homage to 80 s hair since amanda overmyer last year on american idol cons they totally pissed all over the original theme song in updating it for today s teens they took out all of the cheesy epic ness that made it so compulsively listenable except for naomi and the grandmother the characters are all kind of one dimensional and boring i m already sick of annie and dixon s goodie two shoes act silver has the potential to be interesting but she s not there yet the most interesting thing about ethan is that he got a blow job before school on the morning of annie and dixon s arrival adrianna s i think that s her name the one with the lead in the school play problems are just too weird to even start discussing and the mom and dad are definitely no sandy and kirsten cohen i wish they would just get on with the jeannie garth shannen doherty storyline i guess it would mean more if i was super familiar with the original series but it just reeks of the shameless the verdict it s no gossip girl yet but it has the potential to get better if naomi gets to do more fabulously bitchy things a la blair waldorff and the rest of the cast becomes more interesting 90210 could be just as big as gg posted by dame james at 8 46 pm no comments labels 90210 annalynne mccord television monday september 8 2008 how sweet it is just how much is everyone on board for the second coming of britney let s count the moonmen one two three all together now the second coming of britney it s here in other news wasn t the rest of the vma s just a complete snooze fest i think it was even worse than last year which is saying a lot except for the pink and christina aguilera performances wasn t that remix of genie in a bottle epic i think i love it more than the original miley cyrus not winning best new artist which i thought she had in the bag and jordin sparks s oh snap moment to russell brand when she said not every guy or girl wants to be a slut ok the highlights of my evening were talking about going to jail with my friend sammi for being a pedophile because we both think nick jonas is the cutest brother jonas and squealing with delight with j d over every britney win and then slamming all the shit that was going on i mean where do i even start russell brand and his shitty unfunny comedy that was more political commentary and less poking fun at the music industry katy perry butchering putting through the grinder and then pissing on the madonna s like a virgin for a way too long 30 seconds that completely retarded lil wayne performance kid rock that lead singer of some band i had never heard of called tokio hotel that neither j d nor i knew its sex the stupid idea that all of the performances had to be on the movie sets to be interesting when we all know that the best ones have all taken place right on stage like this madonna performance of vogue that i discovered a week ago blurg the vma s need to get back to basics next year move to new york and focus completely on the awards and the performances all the other stuff is extraneous bullshit posted by dame james at 11 15 am 1 comment labels britney spears christina aguilera jordin sparks mtv pink rihanna the brothers jonas sunday september 7 2008 a message to hollywood about horror films dear hollywood prom night nelson mccormick 2008 this is not how you do horror movies seeing horribly boring and trite caricatures of modern teenagers being randomly slashed to death by a psychopath is not scary at all and when you re actually so bored with the movie that you get up while the film is playing toast a bagel come back and realize that you haven t missed a thing that s a pretty tell tale sign that things aren t working don t even get me started about that screenplay ugh what was the point of introducing that bitchy prom queen wannabe when the killer wasn t going to kill her or get anywhere near her for that matter and why would you go back in and grab a shawl when there is a fucking fire alarm going off and why is no one at all concerned that the building could errupt in flames at any second brittany snow please for the sake of our relationship pick a good movie next time you are so above this crap it s not even funny f bug william friedkin 2007 this is how you do horror films friedkin director of what i consider the scariest movie i ve ever seen the exorcist is back and better than ever his slow buildup to that frightening third act you can definitely see bug s stage origins but it s surprisingly not much of a problem perfectly brought us into a state of mind that made ashley judd and michael shannon s decension into madness some of the most unsettling and nervewracking shit i ve ever seen oh my god it s been a week and i m still a little shaky just thinking about it it may seem a little farfetched but in the right vulnerable state of mind this could probably happen to anyone b posted by dame james at 9 00 am 2 comments labels brittany snow le cinema saturday september 6 2008 my vaguely distracted thoughts on never back down never back down is basically a modern update of the karate kid wait what is volchock doing here and more importantly when did he get so hot oops sorry for that diversion just had to get that off my chest let me start again never back down is basically a modern but damn he is really hot in this movie i m not much of a ogler by nature but i just can t help it oh shit sorry guys i know you re just dying to hear my thoughts so lets try again never back down is basically a modern update awww look how sweet volchock aka cam gigandet is when he smiles it s so strange he was such a prick on the o c and he excelled at that i must say and he s supposed to be the antagonist here but i actually find him quite nice except for when he s beating the shit out of the comic relief friend that was kinda douchey fuck why can t i stay focused on never back down cam isn t supposed to be the whole damn show sean faris looking like he wants to become the next tom cruise and inexplicable two time academy award nominee djimon hounsou are both in this movie for probably far longer than he is and are infinitely more integral to the plot but cam is just so pretty focus james focus must stay strong i m in love for all intensive purposes never back down is really nothing more than 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