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ds even before we touch a drop of alcohol my friend megan and i try to sing nicki s verse on this song and dear god we cannot keep up for the life of us such a perfect little ode to getting completely hammered key lyric rest in piece to anna nicole smith yes my dear you re so explosive say hi to mary mary and joseph now bottoms up and double my doses 02 roman s revenge i wasn t crazy about this song at first now i can t imagine a world without it whatever your opinion of eminem s verses i think they work and are the most inspired things he s done in ages we all have to agree that nicki absolutely kills it on this song i am in absolute awe of her ability to play with random words and phrases and put them together in phrases that make complete sense key lyric word that bitch mad cause i took the spot well bitch if you ain t shittin then get off the pot 01 monster a song by kanye west which also features jay z and little ole nicki minaj is the one who steals the entire show this was nicki s bad romance moment the instant we all realized that she wasn t fucking around and was in fact the real deal her entire verse is not only cleverly written but is also delivered with such a relentless energy unlike anyone in the game today key lyric but really really i don t give a f u c k forget barbie fuck nicki she escaped she on a diet but her cock is eating cheesecake posted by dame james at 10 24 pm no comments labels nicki minaj random top 10 sunday september 11 2011 pardon the interruption this song reminds me of that horrific day like no other my thoughts to everyone affected by the tragedy posted by dame james at 1 25 pm no comments labels music videos friday september 9 2011 100 hot men and a dame 95 colin farrell 95 colin farrell occupation actor nationality irish age 35 best known for a wildly erratic filmography which includes tigerland phone booth s w a t daredevil alexander the new world in bruges and horrible bosses joining me in this latest installment is my good friend and the other half of the whores of twitter jd from the blog valley dreamin this is his first of many entries in the countdown so i hope you enjoy jd s one of a kind sense of humor dame james when did you first encounter colin and if it wasn t love at first sight when did you fall in love with him jd i first saw him in phone booth i d reckon but my junk didn t really respond because i wasn t there yet but by the time alexander and the new world and his penchant for fucking hot photoshoots happened i was ready also ya know the sex tape it came riiight at the point where i was starting to be a horndog but not quite there yet i think it really sent me over permanently to that direction if that s not love i don t know what is dame james actually i think phone booth may have been the first thing i saw colin in as well give or take minority report which i probably didn t even register him being in at the time or now come to think of it the film that hooked me was tigerland which is basically an ode to how incredibly sexy and gorgeous he is the fact that it s confined in the inherent homoeroticness of army life only makes colin sexier plus i get an even bigger hard on when pretty boys can act and up until in bruges this was my favorite performance of his going through his imdb page i realize there s a lot of stuff i haven t seen and for the most part i don t feel like i m missing much i was excited about the homosexuality of alexander but then i read that oliver stone basically cut all of that out for shame a home at the end of the world is sensitive colin which i m not sure exists or want to exist and that source material is such complete and utter shit his sex tape is probably the most intriguing thing i haven t seen jd alexander is just a fucking weird movie the homosexuality isn t taken out entirely but what s left is so muddled and confusingly done but colin shows his dick at least and it has angie jolie being a crazy campy bitch which is also a plus you haven t seen the sex tape it s only like 15 minutes long make room for it i d definitely make room for it jdnontweets dame james no i haven t seen it but i m notoriously bad at seeing infamous sex tapes also women ew i don t need non anne hathaway boobs interrupting my pornography thank you very much is the tape from before he was famous jd i think the sex tape was around the time he was filming daredevil so his head was shaved and it was with a playboy model you ve at least seen the screencaps though right dame james i haven t even seen screencaps i didn t even know it existed until two days ago man oh man i miss everything the only problem i have with colin is that his look changes so much and my opinion changes drastically with each look love the short hair scruff combo of the tigerland years and the in bruges cassandra s dream years but find the long shaggy hair full on beard years a waste do you find yourself going back and forth like me if no do you prefer a certain look over another jd ehhh i know his changing looks are understandably a problem for some people but i don t think i ve ever minded any of them i do agree his best is the simple short black hair scruff look dame james at least we agree on that i suppose when you have as long a history with someone as you do with colin you ll find him attractive no matter what in the hell he looks like isn t that the definition of true love anyways speaking of true love remember the days when he and britney were fucking i think it was just after she broke up with justin and her hormones were racing and she was fucking everyone in sight and colin like the decent sexed up god that he is took advantage of that okay so it s not quite the storybook romance that britney and justin were but don t you love colin just a little bit more for bangin the princess of pop jd i totally forgot they did but you re right oh man haha dame james anyways one last topic the bad boy factor just how much does it work to his advantage would we still be as hot for him from a purely physical standpoint if there wasn t the risk that he d shove us against a wall and have hot angry sex with us and then not call the next day jd imagining colin farrell as a nice sensible considerate person just doesn t register you know it s a huge part of why he s so fucking attractive especially for angry wall sex absolutely mmmmm so what do you think do you like the idea of a sensitive colin farrell or do you like lady gaga in her glory days like it rough posted by dame james at 3 47 pm no comments labels 100 hot men and a dame boys boys boys britney spears colin farrell sunday september 4 2011 crazy 80 s project heathers michael lehmann s heathers is without a doubt one of the sharpest scathing not to mention most ambitious films the high school coming of age comedy subgenre has ever seen not content to merely be a film about navigating the tricky sea that is high school heathers is also an explosive combination of black comedy bonnie clyde style examination of love and social commentary suicide don t do it to say it s an ambitious film is an understatement but to it s credit heathers nails it far more often than it misses lehmann has a keen eye for details and visual gags which immediately separates it from nearly every other high school comedy ever made the screenplay from daniel waters has its own undefinable cadence that in ways reminded me of both tennessee williams and diablo cody williams in how the actors must speak with a certain stylization otherwise it all falls flat and cody in how whether you like it or not you wouldn t mistake the writing for anyone else while this makes the screenplay more intriguing it s also where most of the film s problems lay first of all heathers has such a strange stylization it takes a good twenty minutes to get into the rhythm of how the film will flow while i suppose it would be easier to understand on a second go around i must confess it threw me for such a loop i had a hard time getting into it secondly the dialogue is so on the nose stars winona ryder and christian slater fall flat about a quarter of the time there s no way i would ever classify them as bad by any stretch of the imagination and they both have ace moments that prove their worth but i was a tad disappointed by them again i wager a second viewing of the film is in order for it all to click but i found the few loose ends far too distracting to overlook in favor of heathers strong points b posted by dame james at 5 37 pm 1 comment labels crazy 80 s project le cinema winona ryder thursday september 1 2011 100 hot men and a dame 96 andy roddick 96 andy roddick occupation athlete tennis nationality american age 29 best known for formerly the 1 tennis player in the world held the record for the fastest serve 155 mph between 2004 and 2011 joining me once again is dave i should mention that when i asked people to help me with this project they picked solely on the guys and not based on rankings so that is the reason why you ve heard from dave in three of the first five entries there will be a lot of diverse contributors coming up so don t fret for now soak up dave s awesomeness as we talk about this all star athlete dame james when did you first encounter andy and if it wasn t love at first sight when did you fall in love with him dave i ve always been a tennis fan since before i understood what my sexuality was since before i realised that my french teacher had breasts and that the thing between my legs was actually worth more than piss feel free to edit that bit out i ve always had a rather shallow tendency to pick favourites by appearance though so andy was always a favourite because he was so handsome i don t think i realised my reasoning at the time so i suppose andy was vaguely at least part of my sexual awakening someone i was subconsciously attracted to before and very consciously afterwards there s the blatant sexiness of him taking off his shirt so much and having such a pert bottom and those white tennis shorts at wimbledon really are a godsend for those toned tennis player buttocks and the fact that he sweats so goddamn much would be disgusting from anyone else but when it s someone you like to imagine having sex with but it s also the demeanour he s such an all american kid without being remotely obnoxious such a friendly and laidback guy whatever the result without ever coming across as though he doesn t care about the sport he s surely one of the fiercest competitors on the court and i remember my heart bleeding on several occasions when he looked like a wounded puppy on losing a wimbledon final he s just a nice guy which is the most direct way to my heart dj wow i wasn t aware andy was so important to your sexual awakening but i completely understand the power of those initial attractions before we completely understand our feelings lucky you however that one of your first crushes remains a total hottie i ve never been a tennis fan nor do i have any recollection of when i first encountered andy maybe it was when he was dating mandy moore but i can appreciate a good looking man when i see one and goddamn andy roddick is a very attractive fellow the fact that andy plays tennis makes him even more attractive for many of the same reasons you stated above the shirtlessness the sweating the tennis enhanced ass granted i wish the shorts they wear are more like the short shorts professional tennis players wore back in the day i m thinking of farley granger in strangers on a train but i m definitely not complaining when andy fills them out so nicely another thing i love about tennis is the grunting can you think of another sport with such a direct link to sex besides wrestling as all the huffing puffing and loud angry noises that come out of tennis players when they are in the zone d they do tend towards distressingly loose shorts these days nothing like the skin tight hot pants and knitwear they used to sport but still i think seeing players like andy and rafa nadal pick at their butt cracks all the time more than makes up for that from what i remember andy doesn t really grunt much definitely not in comparison to other players but you re right of course a baseline rally can basically sound like two guys going at it it s a good thing i ve never seen andy and nadal play each other one delectable aspect of andy s play is what he does when he serves he bends his knees really quite low which means that his ass sticks out to extraordinary extremes watch any video of him playing and you ll see it really is a sight to behold dj i don t follow tennis but i ve heard that andy hasn t been doing as well lately on the court do you think his new wife has cursed him if this was salem circa the 17th century i d be chanting witch witch witch d women are really an unnecessary distraction to sportsmen the locker room exists for a reason keep all that stuff in there guys and let me put a camera in there dj a lot of porn takes place in locker rooms if this whole tennis thing doesn t work out andy definitely has a bright future ahead of him in that profession and he ll have all that practice from actually being in a locker room that often andy dated mandy moore back in the day which of today s pop princesses would you like andy to hook up with we re ignoring that he s married in this instance d it blatantly has to be ke ha his sweat and her bags of glitter are a match made in heaven andy the glitter trash diva a match made in heaven dj i was totally going to say ke ha too that thing about great minds must be true so in this post we talked about short shorts asses grunting locker room sex sweating and breathing heavily well done on us for our in depth sexualizing of tennis and we didn t even make obvious references to smacking some balls around d smacking some balls around that s just disgustingly crass james too far eh it s never too crass in these parts so how do you all feel about andy do you want to 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