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ci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 1 34 pm 3 flattering compliments tuesday march 11 2008 hi hi hi hi hi arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 31 am 2 flattering compliments saturday march 08 2008 no food in the bathroom garbage arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 5 44 pm 1 flattering compliments thursday march 06 2008 sugar coated draisins better than fraisins arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 9 04 pm 1 flattering compliments wednesday february 27 2008 yesssss arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 6 56 pm 2 flattering compliments tuesday february 05 2008 we were meant for this ladies we can do it we were built for it it shouldn t be traumatic of course sometimes everthing doesn t go perfectly but we need to stop selling ourselves short we need to stop blindly believing everything that western medicine tells us and go back to the basics of our fearfully and wonderfully made bodies don t go in asking for drugs let your mind and spirit listen to your body your body will do what it is supposed to do and if your body doesn t cooperate then we can praise the lord that there are people smart enough to have figured out other methods drugs and surgeries but don t go into a natural experience planning on unnatural intervention this woman is my hero this is not graphic it s just a video of how she chose to manage labor arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 40 am 5 flattering compliments wednesday january 30 2008 daisy i got a dog and her name is daisy and she s black and everything she is tiny we got her a week ago when she was only five weeks old because her mommy stopped nursing her her mommy is a chocolate lab and her daddy is a rotweiller she is comprised of awesome last thursday when i took her to the doctor she only weighed 2 1 pounds oh heck yes miniature big dog i love her i love her so hard which is super awesome because i hate dogs daisy rocks the house though she makes me so happy and she goes potty outside so good that she gets an a in going potty she is the valedictorian of potty and she still has puppy breath and she is superior to every other dog and this is her sitting on the he spawns lap on the way home for the first time and this is her and the she spawn and this is her in the corner of the couch and she is not in trouble even though her face looks kind of sad she just looks kind of sad because i wasn t holding her at that exact moment and you should come visit her for reals i want her to meet lots of people and other dogs right away so that she stays awesome i love daisy arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 7 07 am 4 flattering compliments recently overheard at my house the mister directed at the ps3 oh my moses the she spawn angrily do not say gods name in vain the mister i didn t i said moses the she spawn invoking the wrath of god do not take the names of gods friends in vain arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 6 29 am 4 flattering compliments monday december 31 2007 sweet child o mine no really that was a double entendre here s part of the first verse here s part of the chorus nuff said arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 4 43 pm 8 flattering compliments thursday december 06 2007 conversation that just happened she spawn mommy why do you like coffee so much me in a very dramatic voice because it is the elixir of life she spawn shaking her head gravely no it isn t me then what is she spawn god nuff said this is way different than the conversation that happened two nights ago which was equally awesome for very different reasons she spawn mommy why do you wear two bras when you exercise me cause i ve got huge knockers she spawn said with uncanny joey tribianni inflection yeah you do she makes my heart sing arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 17 am 5 flattering compliments monday december 03 2007 all the world is a stage i have nothing to say here i mean it i felt like writing up one of these here blog posts but i m bone dry do you guys think that if i keep typing i ll eventually think of something to say cause i seriously doubt it i ll tell you about my office i have an office for reals it is in a closet it has a table and shelves and a light and a phone and a clock and a bulletin board and a radio and a rubix cube and a roll of toilet paper and a calendar and a computer and everything just like a real office only it s in a closet that s because i make good use of space fo sho also i can tell you about my delicious cheese ball that i make for the holildays it is so good you can set it out and let it get slightly warmer than it was in the fridge and then you can spread it on a cracker and i m not going ot tell you what is in it because then you would all like make it and stuff and then it wouldn t be my cheese ball anymore plus you know what else who doesn t like to say cheese ball cheese ball is fun to say so i was netflixin it up hard core watching the first season of heroes on watch it now it is basically awesome but here s what happened i ran out of minutes or hours or whatever so i had to upgrade my netflix plan in order to finish season one this is what i mean when i say that i have impulse control issues that sums it up right there welp there you have it and here for your viewing pleasure is the she spawn she s all like in ballet and stuff some might call her perfection arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 37 am 3 flattering compliments thursday november 29 2007 i wish i knew these people arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 26 am 2 flattering compliments monday november 26 2007 pictures guaranteed to amaze and astound you so this is a thingy by my house hey you can call that number and find out where it is and if you wanted to stalk me you d be really warm if we were playing the warmer colder game and it says this and everything awesome and this is this kid called sang who me and my friend shanna this is me and shanna do you like my double chin do you looooove it let s face it from that angle it s a full double face yessss double face anyway this is this kid called sang who me and my friend shanna called peter cause he was catholic and that s the name he got when he got baptised and stuff and anyway i useta haveta take him to school and this is him this is how he looked everyday in the car and it was awesome too and so you should see it you just can t make this stuff up and also sang used to live with shanna but he doesn t anymore because now he lives in china and wook lives with shanna now shanna sometimes calls wook luke and i sometimes call wook roy arreviderci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 43 am 3 flattering compliments sunday november 18 2007 please don t read my blog jon voight i was just watching national treasure national treasure deaux is almost here can i get a what what and i realized that there are some actors who creep me out just by looking at them and it doesn t really matter what they are doing because they are just plain creepy and not in a you re super cool creepy way like christopher walken and one of those people who is just plain creepy is jon voight jon voight if you are reading this blog please don t cause you sincerely creep me out for reals arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8 18 pm 3 flattering compliments monday november 05 2007 the really really real reason that the ducks are comprised of awesome so the ducks are all like awesome and stuff and have some sincerely boss fooooosball skillz the game on saturday was the most fun i ve ever had in thirteen years of doing it up autzen style but here is the real reason why the ducks are my number one team story number one a few weeks back i muscled the he spawn up to jonathan stewart oh heck yes i said jonathan stewart and he signed an autograph for the wee feller then i took this here picture but what makes it awesome is how many times jonathan patted my boy on the mellon and said praise jesus man praise the lord dude jesus is number one right on story bee can i get a check jerry seinfeld on saturday i muscled my boy through the crowd formed around kwame agyeman i should say here that at this point in both stories the mister says to me he goes he s never gonna get up there and i said to the mister oh yeah watch me and i said to kwame hey could i take a picture of you with my son i actually said son i know wierd and he says to me he goes sure so i say boy go stand right next to him and i ll take your picture while he keeps signing autographs and kwame looks up and says no hang on then he finishes the autograph he s on takes off his hemet and hunkers down next to the he spawn and full on poses with my boy basically awesome i m telling you be nice to my kid i ll love you forever oh heck yes other parents can i get an amen arrivederci rebecca marie jesus for king 08 proclaimed by rebecca marie at 9 31 am 9 flattering compliments monday october 29 2007 i m a disgusting piece of woman meat in thirty four years on this planet i ve had two hickeys or is it hickies see i don t even know one the mister planted on my neck when we were dating as a joke not knowing how quick they happened he was horrifed i was humiliated it s not happened again so imagine my horror when he says to me yesterday oh my word did i do that what i say on your neck he says what on my neck i yell panicking that hickey so he takes a picture with my phone cause it was handy you know yes ladies and gentlemen i went to tlc with a hickey on the back of my neck cause apparently i m just that classy shut up at least we ve still got it right right arrivederci rebecca marie p s mourn with me i ve just lost the mister and the he spawn to guitar hero 3 proclaimed by rebecca marie at 10 14 am 7 flattering compliments tuesday october 16 2007 how have we regressed so far this is from 1977 do it or don t it s your baby s brain development bonding etc at risk not mine but for goodness sake be supportive of those who choose to arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 7 32 pm 4 flattering compliments thursday september 27 2007 everything that s right about music and videos give this your full attention it deserves it arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 9 38 am 1 flattering compliments thursday august 30 2007 incest is not best do not put your cousin to the test so this one time i totally used to work at dunkin donuts for reals and the smell clings to you but that s not what i m here to tell you about this one guy named jason used to come in with his weird friend whose name i don t remember and he used to come in right after he went shopping at al s records al s records was this sincerely awesome used record store where you could buy like the coolest stacks of wax it was a sad day when al s closed but i m not here to tell you about al s either so jason used to come in and show me like yaz albums and echo and the bunnymen albums and super awesome stuff like that and me and him we d talk about how it was sad that people considered duran duran to be alternative when the violent femmes and cake were where it was at jason was a pretty cool dude and i liked him and everything i just didn t like the trench coat and the boot chain and the pores that you could keep your spare change in other than that he was a little bit of alright so then i didn t work at dunkin donuts anymore and so i didn t see jason anymore cause even though he was a major flirt i didn t like have his number or anything you know because of the trench coat and the boot chain and the pores and instead of dunkin donuts i worked at plush pippen at the mall oh heck yes french silk pie so this one time jason and his weird friend whose name i don t remember come up to plush pippen to order a soda and me and jason are all like hey it s so good to see you what have you been up to and all that kind of yackety chat well it turns out that jason and his weird friend whose name i don t remember were all like taking the bus hard core so i volunteered to give them a ride home and everything since jason lived so close to me and he totally asked for my phone number totally and i gave it to him and here s why he was the nicest guy i was really hoping to be able to get over the trench coat and the boot chain and the pores but after hours and hours of phone conversations and one let s meet up for coffee type thing i decided that the trench coat boot chain and pores did not add up to three they created a synergy you know where the whole is greater than the sum of the parts that i just could not get past so i did what any mature fifteen year old girl does i started avoiding his calls so one day janni laine totally answers the phone and it s jason and he thinks it s me for a bit and by the time janni laine is able to tell him it s her they have already had a few laughs so they keep talking and so like an hour later janni laine says to me jason seems really nice would it bother you if i met him for coffee and i m all like no but here is the thing i didn t warn her about the trinity i didn t want to be mean about a really nice guy cause really maybe giant pores are a turn on for janni laine it turns out they are not janni laine comes home and she s all like between the trench coat and the boot chain and the quarter sized pores i couldn t even remember that he is so nice and funny all i saw was greeeeze and so from then on he was known as greasy jason so then like two years later my mom is talking to her cousin brice that she hadn t seen since she was a teenager and brice is all like so my son has been living in portland for a few years and i m so totally gonna give him your number and my mom was all like awesome so a few days later brice s son calls and i answer it and i bet you don t have to be a rocket scientist to figure out that it was greasy jason yeah that s right me and janni laine were thiiiiis close to dating and potentially marrying and having two headed babies with our cousin oh heck yes arrivederci rebecca marie proclaimed by rebecca marie at 12 18 pm 9 flattering compliments wednesday april 04 2007 bet you wish i was your mom so last night me and the mister were watching a moving picture show on the glowing box and the she spawn wouldn t go to sleep so me and the mister were all like listen to the he spawn s ipod while you lay on the couch you know so that mayhap she d go nuh night and the mister could carry her up to her bed so anyway she was wearing only her grunders and a bathing suit over them cause she s awesome like that and she had decided that those would make good pyjamas and she suddenly gets up and takes off the bathing suit and lays back down then the conversation went like this she spawn yelling these underwear are so tight that they are making a red wrinkle me then take them off and 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